RemoteDet Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 APB is the greatest shoulder shooter ever created. It's faster and more fair than any other stupid game that's out right now. the movement is crazy precise. it feels amazing. this game needs a light. right now we have reverse. he's the last remaining streamer that isn't a pos. please protect him. if he stops streaming this game, your game will die. he is the last remaining light. start protecting streamers. summit is going to stream your game when the engine update comes out. if he gets hacked on during his stream at all, he is going to quit apb. that will be the end of your game. summit is the answer. he is the key to getting all the money you need. please help summit when he streams. you need a GM watching his matches. You need to protect his patootie. If you don't, your game will die. It is set in stone. summit is your ticket back into the spotlight. fix the cheating. There is a reason that I don't stream anymore. . . . . . I am AndyJames. I am the greatest Oscar player to ever play this game. Everyone knows me. They know when I'm hot, and the game isn't lagging, I go crazy. I have lows. I have highs. I didn't sell my soul unlike the other humans. I get cheated on. I get targeted. I get attacked. Do I care? no. I'll throw stars at all of you. I'll end you in the spiritual world. Matt Scott. Listen to me. Talk to me. I know your future. Yeshua Yeshua Yeshua . . . . . End . . . Reverse. Receive this star. Socket it in your heart. You will have infinite energy. The stream must go on my friend. You are empowered. Do what you must to win. Do what you must to remain calm. You are the Light of APB. You always have been. Matt is Matt. You are one. I am one I have won it is because We are one. Light Warriors unite. . . . .................................................... If you attack me, I will send you to the abyss. You will be punished by the great punisher. Do not attack. Stars will be thrown. You will be marked with the beast 666. 4 2
Deadliest Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) Andy what drugs are you taking? Edited November 24, 2021 by Deadliest 2
Noob_Guardian Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 I'm entirely confuzzled, however, thanks LO!
Ketog Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 *snnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffssssssss* "Alright, time to make an APB forum post!" 2
xHenryman90x Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Deadliest said: Andy what drugs are you taking? Must be psychedelics, empathogens or dissociatives. Possibly just attention/reaction seeking troll. Edited November 24, 2021 by xHenryman90x
AsgerLund Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Would you rather: be a Light Warrior? be marked by the beast? have stars thrown at you? watch Summit stream APB? No cash betting, only kosher replies.
VanilleKeks Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 I'm not a doctor but I think your brain needs an engine upgrade 2
TheDogCatcher Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 There's word salad then there's this ..... word puree ? word soup ? whatever it is it made my head hurt. 1
xHenryman90x Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 7 hours ago, VanilleKeks said: I'm not a doctor but I think your brain needs an engine upgrade This, unless the OP was high on drugs.
Queen of Love Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Horses and motorbikes will fix also this "light" issues. And more streamers will come. 1
xHenryman90x Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 8 hours ago, Gro said: Get the guy his pills. Some illicit substances or prescription medication? 3 hours ago, Queen of Love said: Horses and motorbikes will fix also this "light" issues. And more streamers will come.
cowhorseman Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 you guy's don't seem to understand this game has driven him so batshit insane he thinks it's the messiah and he is his messenger
FartyBumBumGuff Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy. You remind me of the pills song by St Vincent Pills to wake, pills to sleep Pills, pills, pills every day of the week Pills to walk, pills to think Pills, pills, pills for the family Pills to grow, pills to shrink Pills, pills, pills and a good stiff drink Pills to fuck, pills to eat Pills, pills, pills down the kitchen sink 1
PLAYLUXE Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 On 11/24/2021 at 12:35 AM, RemoteDet said: ↑ New APB logo has been leaked ↑
Bruhd101 Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 On 11/24/2021 at 7:58 AM, VanilleKeks said: I'm not a doctor but I think your brain needs an engine upgrade best shit I've ever read 1
tuktukdriver Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 This man had a religious experience and saw the future of APB. 2
a Pair of Socks Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 On 11/24/2021 at 6:40 AM, AsgerLund said: Would you rather: be a Light Warrior? be marked by the beast? have stars thrown at you? watch Summit stream APB? No cash betting, only kosher replies. I vote 5. see uncensored version.
proxie Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 On 11/25/2021 at 9:47 AM, Queen of Love said: Horses and motorbikes will fix also this "light" issues. And more streamers will come. @MattScott any update on horse implemetation?
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