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About AsgerLund

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    Big kahuna of manbewbs

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    BattleEye exist?!

    Go to the corner and think about what you've done.
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    When you get a feeling

    Isn't this the exact opening line from Homie-o and Julie-lit?
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    i just had a scary thought

    is that racist It sounds like the oceans around the land of sushi are full of man juice rather than dead people juice. That's not racism, that's a celebration of life.
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    Breast Cancer Limited Weapons

    Let's turn it into an event. Down-size character bewbs (realistically, that's only way to resize bewbs for 95% of all female chars). Make teams of two with smaller-bewbed chars, enter teams in a bracket tournament with quaterfinals, semis, and final. Winner wins a lifetime supply of pink percs. We'll call it: "The A-Cup Cup"
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    Meeting someone from the game irl

    Let's do this...
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    Meeting someone from the game irl

    I'm not an American, but I would beat your fuzzy bunny patootie as well.
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    i just had a scary thought

    Finally - someone brought sushi into the equation.
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    Bring Back Beacon!

    No gifs in this thread? I'd rather do this than play Asylum.
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    Light machine guns in apb.

    LMG buff patch going live in 3...2...1
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    Real Talk LO!

    Haven’t they outdone G1 on points 1 and 3 by a country mile? ... and they fixed your ‘maybe’ as well.
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    Apb nowadays

    Gordon Ramsay just called. He would like to have his Michelin-star roast back.
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    Apb nowadays

    They should make a shotgun kill event to pump (teeheee) those rookie numbers up.
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    oatmeal raisin cookies

    Hitler's favourite snack.