FartyBumBumGuff

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You know those burger vans that are basically just a tiny kitchen in a trailer at the side of a road or edge of industrial estate. They often do breakfast stuff like bacon, sausage, fried eggs as well as burgers. The best thing they can make is never on the menu, you'll have to ask them to make you a bacon, cheese and fried onion barm, roll or butty. They might look confused at first, then you have to tell them to make you a bacon barm for £1.50 with two extras from the burger menu at 30p each. I always tell them to try it and add the cheese and fried onions to the boring breakfast menu that is just bacon, sausage, egg and every combination of the three.

Langoustine man? I am a meat magician, I made juicy burgers with 5% fat mince. First time I tried grated chilled butter, didn't work very well, burgers still too dry, second time I melted the butter and skimmed the solids off to make ghee then warmed spices it, left it to cool a bit and mixed it in with the mince, juicy tasty burgers. Burgers need fat, lasagne doesn't, but they bring me 20% fat mince another day and ask me to make a lasagne. I should have whacked them over the head with it and said this is burger mince you fool but they wanted lasagne, I mopped a load of oil up but they still commented that it was greasy, the cheek of the week.

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And would you like beans and gravy or curry sauce with or without cheese with your hot dog?

Maybe give him the power to melt?

Cheesy beans with gravy and a pork pie on top. Also the thong warrior returns. Crazy australians call fleep de flops thongs, turns out they make a great weapon. Could we get one in APB to use, it flies like brick but straight and true and can also be used CQC style to deliver an incapacitating slap around the mush.

Never get out of the car

Dangerous flying bastards by Wulla Balloo. I'd just had a piss, took a step back and a huge hornet landed in the bog. If it had dropped a second earlier it would have landed on my head. I didn't flush it, enjoyed watching the bugger thrash about in me piss, then had another piss on it later while berating it's choice of resting place before flushing the bugger. I had never seen one so big, the usual hornets around here are not much bigger than a wasp but this thing was twice the size of anything I'd ever seen before. I'm sure it wasn't native, it was way too big, filled the bowl like a black and yellow turd. My friend had just come back from Sri Lanka, maybe it was a stowaway.

You could send your new character stuff through the mail if you decide to start over.

If you enjoy doing it, carry on.

The NPC being mugged is behind me in the background His arm went wrong, usually the left arm is inside the vehicle. Invisible cars are good until you forget where you parked them. You could make it appear visible again when you repaired it but hit anything with it and it would be invisible again. I ended up getting blown up though when I tried to run the opposition over

New enforcer in town, turning criminals pants brown. Introducing Special Agent FlabbyTits Here he is out shopping with his mother.

I imagine it'll have been nerfed by the time I've got enough JT to buy one. I need 9,700 for a Vegas 4x4, that's going to take about a year. I have made a bit of progress on my own cop character, maxed out a contact first mission I did.

I tried to play as a cop a long time ago but it was hard work because of all the car surfing, rapid firing, rocket launching reprobates. They would drive by and blow you up as soon as you spawned or got in a car and drove anywhere. I gave up after a few missions in a row of 0 points. I only have a choice of two Colby, the RSA and a shorter one, 1.7sec and 1.5 sec so where do you get the ap? Also why can't my friend sell or send me guns, when I look in the auction there's guns for sale there.

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I haven't a fucking clue about LTL guns I have never used one, don't play as cop

I get that, sometimes the NPC's don't even die right away when I shoot at them, I think at least half my shots are ghost shots that don't register. That 45 pistol confuses me though, I read it was OP so got one and it shoots so slowly I found it useless, I have better luck running up on them with my machine gun pistol thing.

I don't know who writes this shit but how are you supposed to tap fire 6 shots in 0.7 seconds because if you hold the fire button down you can't hit a barn door with it at distance, I always get stunned with that CCG almost instantly before I can even half kill them

I thought you meant a different gun, bigger one, not secondary. I'm unfamiliar with the names of all the guns. I don't think I've ever been stunned with a handgun. I tried a colby, surely it means it takes 0.8 seconds between shots, not to kill because it's fucking useless, it takes 3 shots to kill and there's no way it fires 3 shots in 0.8 seconds, it shoots so slow you die between shots.

Maybe there's a normal version and one that costs 50,000,000 JT because it's the funny coloured one I can't do anything against.

Same here. The ones that stun me do so in 2 rapid fire shots, it takes me 6 shots at least to kill them but they can stun me almost instantly, you can't see a thing after being hit with the first one, the second one hits less than 0.5 seconds later, you are lucky if you can shoot them twice but your gun needs to shoot them 6 or 7 times, not a chance against them.

He's living in a HMO in Bumtown just down the road from me where the average life expectancy for a male is about 50, I thought I saw him staring forlornly out of the window of the no2 bus surrounded by smack monkeys, feral children and pissed up dossers. Unless that was one of the early prototypes that escaped from the lab. My characters have only ever shit the back of their pants. I've always tried to help new players, others do too, someone once gave me and a few others 100,000 each back in the early days when I was starting out. I've given away loads of stuff, millions worth of vehicles and mods though having just started a new character, Mr LeakyBumBumGuff, level 51, I have a better idea of what is useful to new players, I never bothered to check the rank things required when giving stuff away, didn't realise my 2 slot looting van required such a high level. Clotting agent 3 can be used early, spray cans, crowbars and mugging tools, car spawner, nitro 1 or 2 depending on their level, even a chunk of spare change, 100,000 or something. When I was playing as max rank Farty, I let low level cops shoot me a few times and stay back so they can do some objectives, as I was only doing the missions to unlock primitives at that point. I've had max rank cops just insta kill me whenever I go near the objective as a level 10 and earned 0 points, that's irritating, could at least let me do an objective, don't be that dickhead.

Have you tried switching it off and on again? Is your connection good enough, it wont connect to the server if the signal is too weak. I don't know what else to suggest. I was on the game last night it was working reasonably well.

That pig thing stuns me before I can barely shoot anyone anyway, it only takes them half a second, it fires pretty quickly and for a shotgun has more range than any I've used. At least the orange one does, I don't know if there's a less powerful version.