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It takes my gun 6 or 7 shots for a kill but some of these folks kill me in the time it takes to fire 2 or 3. Even two on one they kill us both even though we are both shooting at them at the same time

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A whole week seems strange, I've heard of trade bans but I think it's only supposed to be for 3 days.

Can't remember the name but that knob head who doesn't shoot the enemy but shoots me and my team mates instead

The old days I remember every now and then, if I could I'd probably go back to them because what I know now, I wish I knew then but you can never go back again Merged. There are still people playing it in Citadel even after midnight you can get two almost full districts for missions and a couple of nearly empty ones for looting.

I only play the game on his computer when he's playing it too, same reason I took my playstation round to his, I don't want to sit at home on my own. He has a laptop too which can handle the game on low settings so we can both play at the same time if I have my own character.

Where can I get mine? Does he work in all weather and what are his running costs? Does he like beans and potatoes or will he only run on high grade fuel? Does he come with warranty, insurance, choice of paint job, or are these optional extras? Can I store him in the shed, is he rust resistant or susceptible to damp? What are his dimensions, I'd like to know if he'd fit under the stairs. I hope this game stays online for a long time. I created this character and played him up to rank 255 but I did it on a friends computer with his account. He's going to create an account for me so I'm going to start again soon and do it all again.

Nice ears. This jacket is sick, literally covered in sick. Bloik.

I might have to in future because I'm max rank there's no reason to mug and loot, I was only doing it to level up, it feels like a waste of time, I just do missions now, doesn't matter if I get 0 points, still trying to unlock primitives. I have to rent all my weapons because I won't have enough JT to buy one for a long time, the game may be proper dead by then though. I encourage my teammates to drive my car, especially if they have the starter car, even borrow it for a while after the mission while I take a break. Against unkillable opposition, I just wait a minute before going ready again, let somebody else get shot by them. I was in a 5 man mission with all golds against such opposition, all good players but none of us could do anything against them, one of them had at least 25 kills and the others plenty too. I ended up being the only one to get a kill by ramming and blowing up their vehicle, got top spot and turned silver, I'll probably be back to bronze by tomorrow.

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Original Mr Hoppy with flames Ivan Dobsky Here's the real one

Only cheaters play with low settings! more like anyone with a high refresh rate monitor Why? A what?

I would play the event if each round gave me some JT at the end but all you get is a fart of spare change. What happened to the 4 slot han coywolf you used to be able to buy for JT. There's one with a name, pre set mods and bright red paint job, I want to paint it myself, I'm sure there used to be one available to purchase for JT without mods, not all coy-wooluffs are bright red, or are they all normal han veos with a bodykit. I see them described as coywoluffs in the auction but they aren't because they are only 2WD where the coywolf should be 4WD.

I started playing on an old laptop, had to have everything set to minimum to get the game to an acceptable level of lag, I don't think you can make it look any worse.

Nice job flying ninja action cat, I don't know how you make those kind of pictures I just have screenshots. Currently wearing Ivan Dobsky the meatsafe murderer outfit.

Matt wherehore fart thou, hast thou forsaken thine trousers in perpetual disorientation? Hoist aloft thy festering sacred cabbage upon thine pole, amassed within a sea of discombobulated gibbons, the maggots shall lead thee to sanctuary. The skies will darken with the wings of chickens, we shall feast upon spicy grease. The North will rise again, if not, I am mistaken my friend.

You can't polish a turd but you can spray glitter on it

I could tell it wasn't snow, I'm not familiar with the game, however I have seen other screenshots where everything was brown looking. I wonder if it could be an advantage because other players can't hide from you they will think they are camouflaged yet you could see them from a mile away. I don't know if it's a bangy shooty stabby hacky fighty bashy game or what though, am I waffling I stop now.

It looks like snow

It's 10,000 JT for the vegas, took me about a year to collect that much, 5 years for a gun? That is really taking the piss. Will the game still be around in 5 years? There used to be a 4x4 Coywolf for less but last time I looked I couldn't find it they were only selling a 10,000 JT coywolf with pre set mods and paint job. Merged. Trick to the NTEC is to fire no more than 3 or 4 shots at a time or it sprays everywhere, trouble is many people with certain weapons will kill you before you can fire two shots. Some kill me so fast it looks like they only shot me once, if my opponents have certain weapons I can't be bothered going anywhere near them and only start turning up to die if my team mate also doesn't realise the futility of trying to throw sticks at tanks. You don't get mission points for dying, may as well sit back and roll a smoke. The vegas is a good car for missions, it's very fast and it can fly if you break then accelerate before you hit another car, you might have seen them flying around. I have jumped onto rooftops where the enemy was camping during missions, of course i died as soon as I opened the car door and fired a single shot as usual.

I pressed 5 for blue gas and gave it legs around a corner only to eat a rocket from a rocket launcher but when the smoke cleared I wasn't dead and machine gunned the poor fellow down. He must have thought I was cheating, I might have even had fragile on as well, sometimes I forget to swap it for clotting agent to do missions. I don't know what happened, it looked like a direct hit when I've died from the blast of a less accurate shot.

Eh up. I could have been toasting bread over this fire if I hadn't had to work. I'm going to have to find out when the next one is and make sure I get some time off.

It was financial, I don't remember where. I got no kills doing missions that night. Last night I was drinking strong polish lager and had better results even though I kept pressing the wrong keys.

I had opponent with heavy machine gun, kept shooting me from miles away, never missed a shot, killed me in 0.1 seconds every time. I've used such a gun and it sprays everywhere, no way is it possible to be that accurate.