FartyBumBumGuff

I wouldn't be able to level up a weapon role to 20 if you put the max rank to 500, it must take a million kills, I probably have less than 1000

I'd be rank 3,000 by then, I got to role 4 or 5 for rank 255

It's a useless gun the colby pistol, it shoots so slowly you only get to shoot anyone once with it unless they don't feel like shooting you back, you might get to shoot them twice but that's only if they have a shit gun they don't know how to use and it takes more than 2 to kill, I don't know how many more, never fired more than 2 shots into anyone with it, most guns can kill you in the space between your shots because it's almost a whole second

I don't think the first one is a good idea, people would put mods on them and drive them around in gangs ramming everyone, blowing them up and getting in the way. People do anyway but they take a while to get moving, I'm not sure I'd want to see a gang of them with nitrous3

Hello dragon man, I am part dragon myself

I was online 12 to 15 hours ago. It kept saying connection problems and freezing me to the floor for a few seconds. I couldn't do missions, I went to ambush an enemy and stuck to the floor, I thought I'm OK, haven't ran around the corner yet, still hidden, then a grenade came flying over and I couldn't move. I had plenty of time to pick a nice angle for this screenshot of me liberating this poor fellow from his steel cage.

I didn't even know there was a silenced sniper, I play the game with the sound either off or very low in the mix

The customisation and design elements of this game are something future game developers should take into consideration. Your game could be bag of wank, but if you give players the freedom to create a hideous freak to navigate that bag of wank, in a car that's covered in decals the player has designed themselves, the fact it's a bag of wank becomes irrelevant. People like to be creative and show their designs. I like the fact drawing anything is almost like solving a puzzle, which shape goes where, layering stuff. There were times I made hardly any progress drawing stuff then found a way to use a certain shape. Butterfly was used for the cats mouth. Merged. Just to clarify, I don't think APB is a bag of wank, it's fun when the Internet isn't going at 1mb/s

Squirrel stapling, a noble cause. All vermin shall fear thine staple.

Going to start designing new cop character soon, calling him AgentFlabbyTits, maybe, Name should be 15 letters long

LeakyBumBumGuff, a fine looking fellow

I spend forever trying to get into the new e-mail account, that's sorted now. I can't sign into steam though. "Hello we see you're logging into steam from a new computer or browser". So they sent me a code through e mail but when I enter it it just says whoops sorry but that isn't quite right. What's not quite right? I'm using the passcode you gave me, what is this bullshoot? Merged. I've got steam open now but i can't find the screenshots on it

Cousin leaky has arrived, he's fucking hideous. Just like that Edward Shrewdon dirge of a song, he's fugly it's true, when I saw his face, twisted features all over the place, I vomited on my shoe. I have my own steam account and APB character now, rank 15 LeakyBumBumGuff. Did some synchronised dancing with Farty in the social district to celebrate.

I've shot people a whole bunch of times and not managed to tag them, even seen the blood splatter but game says I missed

Press tab, click on the opponent and it shows you what weapon they are using

Cousin LeakyBumBumGuff will soon be making an appearance. I haven't finished making him pretty yet

It's not difficult to be skilled when you have a gun that can kill people 5 times quicker than any gun available to most players who haven't collected a million JT

Frying pans are nothing, my bicycle hit me in the head with a gatepost, my whole head is solid bone, been hit in the head many times, I've never been knocked out but I had a headache for 2 weeks once and could feel my scalp move over my skull when I moved my eyes

The lunatics took over the asylum long ago, that's why I had to escape and take refuge in my top hinged box dwelling, until this heinous arson attack forced me back on the streets. I thought I'd found a replacement top hinged box dwelling, slightly cramped but as you can see my previous was mansion sized and I was lucky it wasn't already occupied. I was just getting comfortable, arranging the furniture, when I hear footsteps. I start to drool in anticipation of the many possible snacks I'm about to receive, my top hinged door opens, then a sack of rotten veg slaps me in the side of the face. That's it, I jump out screaming, you think I look like a fookin rabbit or something, bring me some meat for fucks sake and make sure it's well aged and slimy. They didn't like that, threw some bleach water over me and a swarthy fellow chased me with a mop whilst cursing me in tongues, the devil worshipping gunt. I hope he hasn't put a hex on me, I can't find a decent top hinged box dwelling anywhere, not one with the service I had in my last one. I was guaranteed a feast of stale grease every day and the butler was never late, the staff are heathens in some places.

I was asleep Then someone set fire to my house. I lost my fungus and cheese collection and frequently reliable supply of snacks. I'm having trouble finding a top hinged box dwelling of comparable dimensions with an equally consistent and dependable delivery of delectable stale greasy feasts and sweaty mouldy treats.

I remember reading someone was asking for a colby pistol to be buffed because it's OP. I got one and it fires so slowly it's useless, I'd be dead five times over before I shot anyone with it. They say it's a three shot kill but you'd never manage to shoot anyone more than once with it whatever weapon they are using

I was looking forward to customising my sirens to sound ridiculous so I had a look in music studio and couldn't see a way or option to customise sirens

I collect a bit of cash, usually around 20,000 then hide near the cop shop and return to lobby, come back in as my cop and pick up the dropped stash. If security trucks are common I steal three of them before I return to lobby, dropping them off at the impound gets Mr Abominator up to level 1.5. Just make sure you know where your cop can spawn on the map because I haven't unlocked many contacts yet. I once dropped my stash in a place I couldn't spawn anywhere near.