Corrupt the wish above™

[vsb]

7 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but you need to type so fast that your fingers bleed whenever you type anything.

 

I wish to be the best at making pizza.

granted, stand by for the elimination of the rest of the human race

 

i wish i was good at math

[YoshePlays]

2 hours ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, stand by for the elimination of the rest of the human race

 

i wish i was good at math

Granted, you're now asian and you'll crash whenever you drive.

 

I wish i had a retired stress ball squeezer

[Skjaeg]

7 hours ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you're now asian and you'll crash whenever you drive.

 

I wish i had a retired stress ball squeezer

Granted, but he's asian and crashes whenever he drives.

 

i wish i had a social life.

[YoshePlays]

43 minutes ago, Skjaeg said:

Granted, but he's asian and crashes whenever he drives.

 

i wish i had a social life.

granted, you have a social life but no actual life

 

I wish that pedo bear look cuter

[Hevyhammr]

Granted, he’ll be so cute you will see him every time you blink.

 

I wish I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

[Salvick]

Granted, but is still under test and development stages so you try it and you fall on an infinite loop of portals through the whole universe and never stops traveling.

 

I wish I could visit the ancient civilizations.

 

 

 

 

[vsb]

17 minutes ago, Salvick said:

Granted, but is still under test and development stages so you try it and you fall on an infinite loop of portals through the whole universe and never stops traveling.

 

I wish I could visit the ancient civilizations.

 

 

 

 

granted, mayans cut your heart out

 

i wish i could make better wishes

[Salvick]

Granted, but none of your wishes comes true, never ever.

 

I wish I could fly, like floating at will.

 

 

[-Rachel-]

Granted, but you can never touch the ground again.

 

I wish I could type with my mind.

[Salvick]

Granted, but now your "mind" corrector is making you type things you don't want to let anyone know, so they know now.

 

I wish I could have X-Ray vision.

 

 

 

[Pufty]

Granted, but the X-ray is so powerful that you see through everything and in the end see nothing at all.

 

I wish I had a puppy that gives good financial advice.

[Hevyhammr]

1 hour ago, Pufty said:

Granted, but the X-ray is so powerful that you see through everything and in the end see nothing at all.

 

I wish I had a puppy that gives good financial advice.

Granted, but if you do not follow his advice he will become an angry chihuahua.

 

I wish no one ruined my wishes.

[vsb]

20 minutes ago, DMC12 said:

Granted, but if you do not follow his advice he will become an angry chihuahua.

 

I wish no one ruined my wishes.

granted, eliminating the rest of the human race

 

i wish my corruptions weren't so extreme 

[Salvick]

1 hour ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, eliminating the rest of the human race

 

i wish my corruptions weren't so extreme 

 

Granted, so now your corruptions are benevolent but everyone else is corrupting all your wishes and the wishes of everyone else for ever in the most extremist version of yourself so now the world sinks in total chaos and destruction.  (See? Already working!)

 

I wish I could shot laser beams from my fingers.

[Vahnilla]

granted, but you don't control your urge to shoot an unsuspecting cactussaurus with ur lasorz. pew pew

 

i wish by butt burps smelled like roses

[Hevyhammr]

Granted, but your underarms smell like Surströmming.

 

I wish I had a big, tasty kebab.

[Pufty]

Granted, but the kebab was too big for you, so you choked and spent the rest of the day tasteless in a hospital.

 

I wish my poor life choices didn't pursue me in my career.

[YoshePlays]

1 hour ago, DMC12 said:

Granted, but your underarms smell like Surströmming.

 

I wish I had a big, tasty kebab.

Congratulations you're now Indian.

 

I wish that I would've started that sentence with 'Granted'

[DiBBz]

Granted, however no wish can cure racism

i wish for some brisket with a mean BBQ sauce so i can have a sandwich! 

[Kewlin]

Granted, but you can't eat the sandwich.

 

On 6/5/2018 at 11:35 AM, Pufty said:

Granted, but the kebab was too big for you, so you choked and spent the rest of the day tasteless in a hospital.

 

I wish my poor life choices didn't pursue me in my career.

Granted, but ninja's interrupt everything you do.

 

I wish for the FBI to do everything I ask them to.

[vsb]

47 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but you can't eat the sandwich.

 

Granted, but ninja's interrupt everything you do.

 

I wish for the FBI to do everything I ask them to.

granted, CIA takes you out

 

i wish i had a pogo stick

[Salvick]

1 hour ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, CIA takes you out

 

i wish i had a pogo stick

 

Granted, you got a pogo stick locked with chains in your legs for ever and every time you attempt to do number 1 you just...well you just do a mess and don't even dare to ask about number 2 please.

 

Wish I could have a signature like yours.    

[YoshePlays]

6 hours ago, Salvick said:

 

Granted, you got a pogo stick locked with chains in your legs for ever and every time you attempt to do number 1 you just...well you just do a mess and don't even dare to ask about number 2 please.

 

Wish I could have a signature like yours.    

 

Granted, you're now a tv.

 

I wish for free art.

[DiBBz]

granted, but commission payments are being made to artists while you riffle in their glorious art.

 

i wish for 1 million free vbucks. nothing shady ofc.

[YoshePlays]

12 minutes ago, DiBBz said:

granted, but commission payments are being made to artists while you riffle in their glorious art.

 

i wish for 1 million free vbucks. nothing shady ofc.

Granted, you're now corrupt. (the fuck's a vbuck)

 

I wish for an explanation on what a vbuck is