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Corrupt wish above™

First discovered by an handful of young and talented grave archaeologists, corrupt wish above is an ancient practice of Egyptian leaders which challenged each other in super cluster sized intellect battles, where the winner is given a chance to marry to an unborn cockatrice human elbow, conjured by sparghet gods themselves.

Format as follows:
 

User 1: < corrupts wish before him>
		I wish for healthy rat soup, that refills itself everything it refills itself.

Bell user 2: Granted on a parallel world
  			I wish i was the real bellenettiel with actual more creative corruptions.

-repeat-

 

I am starting then:

I wish my spaghetti had a mind of its own

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Your spaghetti comes to life and conquers the universe.

 

I wish I had enough land to have a horse.

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1 hour ago, -Rachel- said:

I wish I had enough land to have a horse.

You do because everything else you own shrinks down to shoe box size, including you, the horse is now your giant, omnipresent equestrian god.

I wish I had a latte.

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Just now, Nitric said:

You do because everything else you own shrinks down to shoe box size, including you, the horse is now your giant, omnipresent equestrian god.

I wish I had a latte.

Your latte was accidentally poisoned, and while you were immune to it, you shared it with someone and they died.

I wish I wasn't so morbid all the time.

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8 hours ago, -Rachel- said:

I wish I wasn't so morbid all the time.

your wish is granted but only because you yourself die

i wish apb gets good again

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Granted, but your expectations lower to fit what it already is, instead of itself being better.

I wish my dog learned how to speak, even though i own no dog.

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23 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:


I wish my dog learned how to speak, even though i own no dog.

Your (suddenly existing) dog can now speak! But as he's always watching you, he now favors foul language, berating you and will eventually report you to the police and testify against you in a court of law.

 

I wish my neighbours would shut up.

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Granted, all voice was omitted and no longer both human and talking dogs will bark about my financial responsibilities!

 

I wish typing was made after this wish.

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7 hours ago, Bellenettiel said:

I wish typing was made after this wish.

 

Granted, typing was made after this wish, unfortunately, since you have broken the 4th wall, the laws of physics is now broken as well.

 

I wish apb players would do something as united as this thread.

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Granted, but they unify in their hatred for you.

 

I wish I could go back in time and fix my childhood.

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Granted, but you won't be as awesome as present you.

 

I wish carrots tasted like they do, but at a random chance of tasting like something inconsequential.  

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Aw ❤️

 

Granted, but carrots now have a 50/50 chance of tasting like soap or particle board.

 

I wish I had a PS4, just for the exclusives.

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Granted, but now the PS5 comes out and they stop releasing games for the PS4.

I wish my macbook pro turned into a laptop using Windows.

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Just now, Nophromoo said:

Granted, but now the PS5 comes out and they stop releasing games for the PS4.

I wish my macbook pro turned into a laptop using Windows.

Granted but you lose all your files in a freak accident.

 

I wish the world was more purple.

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28 minutes ago, -Rachel- said:

I wish the world was more purple.

 

Granted, the world is now hazardous(because colorful=more harmful right? i think) 


I wish that the world was less purple because I'm not some kind of purple addict

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3 hours ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, the world is now hazardous(because colorful=more harmful right? i think) 


I wish that the world was less purple because I'm not some kind of purple addict

Granted, anyone who paints something purple has a 1/10 chance of their head exploding.

I wish RuneScape Classic doesn't get shut down.

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Granted, but it's banned in your country, punishable by execution by pillow fight.

 

I wish that I was aware of EVERYTHING on the forums.

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8 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but it's banned in your country, punishable by execution by pillow fight.

 

I wish that I was aware of EVERYTHING on the forums.

Granted, but the information overload fries your brain and end up in a mental hospital, where you spend all day muttering about upvotes and post count.

 

I wish I could found my own country!

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Granted, but its a major source of oil. Some third party tries to take over your country.

 

I wish I could live without sleep.

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9 minutes ago, Nophromoo said:

Granted, but its a major source of oil. Some third party tries to take over your country.

 

I wish I could live without sleep.

Granted, you could live without sleep, but your lifespan is extremely shortened

 

I wish that more people play apb

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7 minutes ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you could live without sleep, but your lifespan is extremely shortened

 

I wish that more people play apb

Granted, but they all hate you personally and do everything they can to ruin it for you.

 

I wish I could aim better.

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1 minute ago, Nophromoo said:

Granted, but it only applies to the fbw.

 

I wish summer would last longer

Granted but the ice caps melt and we all drown.

 

I wish I had the coolest car ever.

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3 minutes ago, Nophromoo said:

Granted, but it only applies to the fbw.

 

I wish summer would last longer

Granted, summer is now longer,  but global warming is now an immediate life-and-death issue.

 

I wish that apb vehicle physics would apply in real life

1 minute ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted but the ice caps melt and we all drown.

 

I wish I had the coolest car ever.

 

EDIT: oh somehow we posted at the exact same time, guess im doing this then

 

Granted, what the genie think is the coolest car, is actually a shitty prius

 

I wish that apb vehicle physics would apply in real life

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granted, unfortunately that also meant that they'd explode themselves for no reason at all leading to billions lost

 

i wish for a parallel universe

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