Kewlin

Fair enough, and probably accurate. For what it's worth, it's not like I fucking stomp the bastards. I'll often try less hard and use stupid weapons, but I'm not going to try to play like shit.

You're not helping them get better. Unless you're actively taking them under your wing, they can only help themselves.

I've come back from the grave, just to tell you this is one of the worst takes I've ever seen on the APB forums, and that's saying a lot. I don't give a single fuck about my threat. I dethreated to Silver learning ALIG back in the day after doing awful for like, a hundred games in a row, and what did I do? I just. . . swapped to a gun that I knew how to play, and got Gold back in a couple games. Not particularly because I wanted Gold, but because I didn't want to be mean to Silvers by fucking them over. Yes, I eventually learned to play ALIG well, I just really didn't understand the weapon at all at first. Because the honest truth is, I cannot conceive of how to play poorly enough that it would be fair to face Silvers on equal numbers, even as a low-gold, maybe gold 4, IDK. It's just not fun to fight Silvers unless it's a bunch of them, and that's not even talking about Bronzes. I play games to have fun and challenge myself while exploring creative gameplay, not to babysit and fill in coloring books while a bronze tries to land hits on me going full-auto with his N-Tec at 50m. And, unpopular opinion: throwing matches when you fight bronzes is abusive behavior, because it gives them an artificially higher threat which makes them face opponents they shouldn't be facing.

enbie?

Yeah, so you get 85'd, hit medspray, and then get tapped for another 200 damage because you can't run back to cover. Lmao. If you want to use medspray, use it with flak jacket.

I think anime tiddy games.

1. If you're out for 6 years, that definitely counts as quitting, even if you come back. 2. APB is most likely not going to be around for another 6 years. I know 6 years was (probably) kinda' just a number you pulled out of the hat, but honestly. . . I'd be surprised if APB lasted 3 years at this point. 3. This is a bit off topic. I get what you're saying, and I know the meme, but ehh. . . it's a bit too semantic for me to care all that much, even if I do maybe come back eventually.

I~ what? I came because I care about the game still and I knew not everyone knows the only way to get the 4-slot Fresno is through JMBs? I figured I would point it out since it's not entirely common knowledge. I am so sorry for trying to help the game. I only mentioned that I quit because, as you might guess from my 8,800 posts, some people here know me, and I know people have a record of calling out people who quit coming back to the forums and lurking. I'm trying to figure out what it is you're trying to figure out, lol.

Yes, I quit APB around 9+ months ago. If you actually thought from my post that I quit APB because of JMBs being removed or something. . . I don't even know what to say. . .

What?

To be clear, APB is my favorite game, I just have so little faith in Little Orbit that I had to quit for mental health reasons. Agreed, if something was exclusive, it should stay as such. That said, I want as few things to be released as exclusive as possible personally. XD

I actually do like seeing trading, it's nice. Trading is cool, I like trading, and it's nice to see trading. I would like to see tradable fresno 4-slots.

Yes, I quit APB, but I just want to give a friendly reminder to the people throwing fuel on this dumpster fire. The Dolton Fresno D 400 can only be unlocked through JMBs, so if you remove JMBs you're entirely removing the ability to obtain a 4-slot Fresno. You should probably throw it up on the Joker Store or something. That is all. Peace.

Am I joking? . . . am I?

With rainbow glitter.