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5 hours ago, VVinston said:

Granted, but you can not use the N-HVR anymore.

 

I wish I had a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator to play with.

granted, but no one knows what the hell that is

 

i wish i had an electric toothbrush 

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37 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, but no one knows what the hell that is

 

i wish i had an electric toothbrush 

Granted, you risk losing all your teeth everyday.

 

I wish that G1 is less money hungry. 

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44 minutes ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you risk losing all your teeth everyday.

 

I wish that G1 is less money hungry. 

granted, g1 has been repurposed into little orbit

 

i wish i had x-ray glasses

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1 hour ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, g1 has been repurposed into little orbit

 

i wish i had x-ray glasses

Granted, but they get stuck to your head and you spend the rest of your life looking at peoples' bones.

 

I wish I had a better desk.

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29 minutes ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, but they get stuck to your head and you spend the rest of your life looking at peoples' bones.

 

I wish I had a better desk.

Granted, but you get a chair made of rough stone.

 

I wish my PC could run APB on an acceptable framerate.

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Just now, VVinston said:

Granted, but you get a chair made of rough stone.

 

I wish my PC could run APB on an acceptable framerate.

Granted, but then you get banned.

 

I wish I was better at APB.

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1 minute ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, but then you get banned.

 

I wish I was better at APB.

Granted, but the game crashes every 15 min.

 

I wish the Vegas could fly to the moon when it does a wheelie. 

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2 minutes ago, VVinston said:

Granted, but the game crashes every 15 min.

 

I wish the Vegas could fly to the moon when it does a wheelie. 

Granted, you suffocate on the moon.

 

I wish I could get ahead in life.

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3 minutes ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, you suffocate on the moon.

 

I wish I could get ahead in life.

Granted, you went ahead your life and now you're dead.

 

I wish that apb hackers will disappear

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1 minute ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you went ahead your life and now you're dead.

 

I wish that apb hackers will disappear

Granted, but it turns out the conspiracy theorists were right and everyone's a hacker, so the playerbase gets almost entirely banned and the game shuts down.

 

I wish this download would hurry up.

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2 minutes ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, but it turns out the conspiracy theorists were right and everyone's a hacker, so the playerbase gets almost entirely banned and the game shuts down.

 

I wish this download would hurry up.

Granted, the download hurried up and now your computer is infected with virus.

 

I wish that conspiracy theorists would shut up

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Just now, YoshePlays said:

Granted, the download hurried up and now your computer is infected with virus.

 

I wish that conspiracy theorists would shut up

They do, but then it turns out they were right.

 

I wish I had a faster car.

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1 minute ago, -Rachel- said:

They do, but then it turns out they were right.

 

I wish I had a faster car.

Granted, you get a faster car, but you're on your way to crashing into another car.

 

I wish that people would be as peaceful & polite as Canadians and the Japanese

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26 minutes ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you get a faster car, but you're on your way to crashing into another car.

 

I wish that people would be as peaceful & polite as Canadians and the Japanese

Granted, but Canadians and the Japanese become the biggest assholes on the planet.

 

I wish I had a big pizza.

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12 minutes ago, VVinston said:

Granted, but Canadians and the Japanese become the biggest assholes on the planet.

 

I wish I had a big pizza.

Granted, you get diabetes.

 

I wish that all diseases and stuff could be cured.

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2 minutes ago, LuzExtinguido said:

Granted, but people becomes furry.

 

I wish a wish.

Granted, but you can't wish any other wish anymore.

 

I wish to reboot this topic about wishes being corrupted.

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Granted, but you forget to post a wish every time.

 

I wish I do two things at once with 200% efficiency.

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Granted, but all other actions drop to 0,0007% efficiency.

 

I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.

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5 hours ago, Strado said:

Granted, but all other actions drop to 0,0007% efficiency.

 

I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.

Granted, you can speak them, but you still can't understand them.

 

I wish I had perfect teeth.

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2 hours ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, you can speak them, but you still can't understand them.

 

I wish I had perfect teeth.

granted, your teeth slowly drain calcium from your body to maintain constant perfection and you slowly wither away to nothing

 

i wish i wasn’t so morbid 

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40 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, your teeth slowly drain calcium from your body to maintain constant perfection and you slowly wither away to nothing

 

i wish i wasn’t so morbid 

Granted, you are now so optimistic no one wants to be around you.

 

I wish I could clean my house in my sleep so I wouldn't have to experience it.

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3 hours ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, you are now so optimistic no one wants to be around you.

 

I wish I could clean my house in my sleep so I wouldn't have to experience it.

granted, you put everything away in the wrong places

 

i wish for a cool car

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4 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, you put everything away in the wrong places

 

i wish for a cool car

Granted, but by cool, it means cold, and its so cold you cant touch it.

 

I wish I could type faster.

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Granted, but you need to type so fast that your fingers bleed whenever you type anything.

 

I wish to be the best at making pizza.

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