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Posted
9 hours ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, now you are one of those hated rich kids.

 

I wish that wishes actually succeed in doing what the wisher wishes, instead of being corrupted like those lizard people or something🤔...

Granted, but not for you.

 

I wish I could jump really high.

Posted
30 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but you can no longer jump except on drugs.

 

I wish for blue to really be red, but only on odd-numbered Tuesdays.

Granted, but you become colorblind and can't tell the difference anymore.

 

I wish I could go to the moon.

Posted
3 hours ago, -Rachel- said:

I wish I could go to the moon.

Granted, but you won't return anymore and will die on space.

 

I wish a blue house with a blue little window and a blue corvette.

Posted
1 minute ago, Maverick13 said:

Granted, but you won't return anymore and will die on space.

 

I wish a blue house with a blue little window and a blue corvette.

Granted, but it collapses on you and you die.

 

I wish I had super speed!

Posted
Just now, -Rachel- said:

I wish I had super speed!

Granted, but you'll faceplant while at mach speed and die instantly.

 

I wish to become immortal.

Posted
Just now, Maverick13 said:

Granted, but you'll faceplant while at mach speed and die instantly.

 

I wish to become immortal.

Granted, you can never die, but you continue to age until you are decrepit.

 

I wish I could summon portals!

Posted
47 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but they're all portals to your own butthole.

 

I wish I had lots of barbecued squid right now.

granted, unfortunately you have a deadly squid allergy

 

i wish for a sunny day

Posted
2 hours ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, the sun goes red giant ahead of time and everyone dies.

 

I wish I had lightning reflexes

granted, struck by lightning

 

i wish i had a pool

Posted
1 minute ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, struck by lightning

 

i wish i had a pool

Granted, you drown in it.

 

I wish you would stop changing your signature with different types of tv

Posted
3 minutes ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you drown in it.

 

I wish you would stop changing your signature with different types of tv

granted, i'll add other objects

 

i wish i had more money

Posted
2 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, i'll add other objects

 

i wish i had more money

Granted, your friends and family all crave for your money until you lose all of it.

 

I wish for a wish

Posted
Just now, YoshePlays said:

Granted, your friends and family all crave for your money until you lose all of it.

 

I wish for a wish

granted, you can only wish for something easily corrupted

 

i wish i had some nice comfy socks

Posted
3 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

granted, you can only wish for something easily corrupted

 

i wish i had some nice comfy socks

Granted, thigh highs

 

I wish I had a better signature

Posted
1 minute ago, Nevv said:

Granted, thigh highs

 

I wish I had a better signature

shit i didnt think that through

 

signature granted axnJI77.png

 

 

i wish i could get rid of these thigh highs

Posted
1 hour ago, BXNNXD said:

shit i didnt think that through

 

signature granted axnJI77.png

 

 

i wish i could get rid of these thigh highs

Granted, you now don't have nice comfy socks

 

I wish to find out the reason why you change your signature every 5 mins

Posted
9 hours ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you now don't have nice comfy socks

 

I wish to find out the reason why you change your signature every 5 mins

granted, i’m not doing it manually

 

i wish i had some regular socks

Posted (edited)

Granted, but all of your socks are now slightly different sizes and you can never find matching socks.

 

I wish I had a rock so big that it made me a billionaire

Edited by Kewlin
Posted
6 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but all of your socks are now slightly different sizes and you can never find matching socks.

 

I wish I had a rock so big that it made me a billionaire

Granted, but then it falls on you and you die.

 

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Posted
1 hour ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, but then it falls on you and you die.

 

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but this doesn't prevent you of being eaten by a shark.

 

I wish a decent handling and physics for Vegas G20

Posted
8 minutes ago, Maverick13 said:

Granted, but this doesn't prevent you of being eaten by a shark.

 

I wish a decent handling and physics for Vegas G20

Granted, but every time you get into one it blows up.

 

I wish I could sing well.

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