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Just now, MrM0dZ said:

granted but it's coffee without sugar.

I wish i could create stuff from my body



 

Granted, you already can.

 

I wish I could go ahead in time 5 months.

Posted
Just now, -Rachel- said:

Granted, you already can.

 

I wish I could go ahead in time 5 months.

granted, but you won't have any memory of that time and probably miss things.

I wish i could find someone special

Posted
Just now, MrM0dZ said:

granted, but you won't have any memory of that time and probably miss things.

I wish i could find someone special

You find me. I'm special, but in none of the right ways.

 

I wish I could fly.

Posted
Just now, -Rachel- said:

You find me. I'm special, but in none of the right ways.

 

I wish I could fly.

granted, but the distance you travel flying equals the effort you would do by running that distance

Posted
32 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but you never know it.

 

I wish I could eat people's eyes without any social or legal implications.

Granted, but they're poisonous and you die.

 

I wish I could run really fast.

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Granted, but your metabolism is in overdrive to compensate for how fast you run.

 

i wish for a billionaire to donate millions to little orbit so they can hire more help and get this kicked off quicker!

Posted
1 hour ago, DiBBz said:

Granted, but your metabolism is in overdrive to compensate for how fast you run.

 

i wish for a billionaire to donate millions to little orbit so they can hire more help and get this kicked off quicker!

granted, they become even more money hungry than g1.

 

I wish that the person below writes something horrible about me

Posted
7 hours ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but I'll never tell you what.

 

I that I could turn belly-button lint into gold.

Granted, but such lint no longer occurs.

 

I wish I never had to sleep.

Posted

Granted, but its gonna cost you 5000x more money now due to the mamborghini branding on the mozzarella.

 

i wish for a large dominos pizza with BBQ base, pepperoni, sausage, beef, meatballs and chicken right about now.

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Granted, but it also mistakenly has pineapple on it and you seem to be allergic.

I wish I had a voodoo doll of myself to make myself work.

Posted

Granted, but the doll breaks before it bends.

 

I wish that I had a snake that spoke English and gave me really, really good advice.

Posted
53 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but the doll breaks before it bends.

 

I wish that I had a snake that spoke English and gave me really, really good advice.

Granted, the snake eats you because he is kinky.

 

I wish that asians could drive.

Posted
9 minutes ago, YoshePlays said:

I wish that asians could drive.

Suddenly, all asians that learned to drive causes a massive pile up.

 

My wish is. To become the Star of Twisted Metal.

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Granted, they put you into the next Twisted Metal game as the Somatic Tactical Assault Rifle, but your relatively low hard damage makes you next to useless.

 

My wish is to become the star of Asian drivers.

Posted

Granted. Your car will suffer from Snap Oversteer and will hit a tree.

 

My wish is. To turn gold everything with a slight touch.

Posted

You accidentally face-palmed while reading this

 

i wish for the genie to always have chest hair at all times, while facing and answering his summons.

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Kewlin said:

I wish I had a dollar for every time I got a dollar.

 

Granted, now you are one of those hated rich kids.

 

I wish that wishes actually succeed in doing what the wisher wishes, instead of being corrupted like those lizard people or something🤔...

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