Corrupt the wish above™

[Skjaeg]

granted. but all humans are actual furry animals in the parallel universe, and instead there is a fetish for being normal humans.

 

i wish someone would come fix my rear suspension system for my car for me, so i dont have to go outside in this heat

[LUST]

Granted, but you'll have to go outside to meet that someone.

 

I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c

 

Edited May 27, 2018 by LUST

[Skjaeg]

9 minutes ago, LUST said:

I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c

Granted, but you get banned from the forums

 

I wish that it was never above 20c/68f degrees hot outside or inside

Edited May 27, 2018 by Skjaeg

[Bellenettiel]

Granted on a parallel universe full of beta males :^)

 

i wish for salad bowls to return back to life

5 hours ago, LUST said:

I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c

 

You mean the tittle thing?

anyone can change it, on the edit profile option.

 

edit: what the fuck, they've removed it

Edited May 27, 2018 by Bellenettiel

[-Rachel-]

4 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

Granted on a parallel universe full of beta males :^)

 

i wish for salad bowls to return back to life

You mean the tittle thing?

anyone can change it, on the edit profile option.

 

edit: what the fuck, they've removed it

Granted, but they take over the world.

 

I wish I could do somersaults.

[LUST]

Granted, but it gets lost in translation and you get salty in the summer.

 

I wish I had more time-off.

[-Rachel-]

3 minutes ago, LUST said:

Granted, but it gets lost in translation and you get salty in the summer.

 

I wish I had more time-off.

Granted, you're fired. Now you have all the time off you need.

 

I wish someone besides me knew what somersaults were.

[Skjaeg]

Granted, i now know what they are, but i wont acknowledge doing so.

summersalts when? Pretzels?

 

i wish i was better at my job so that i had a purpose in life

[Bellenettiel]

Granted, but now it is your only purpose and you can no longer have any other free will but that.

 

I wish joker ammunition, had a subdivision for morning breakfast cereals, where the cereal box was shaped like a joker ammo vending machine. 

[-Rachel-]

13 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

Granted, but now it is your only purpose and you can no longer have any other free will but that.

 

I wish joker ammunition, had a subdivision for morning breakfast cereals, where the cereal box was shaped like a joker ammo vending machine. 

Granted, but the cereal tastes like bullets.

 

I wish I had a pile of gold.

[Nophromoo]

Granted, but it got acquired illegally and you are now a public enemy.

I wish I had the ability to remember anything seen once.

[Michi]

Granted, but you accidentally walked in on your parents going at it and now you cant forget it.

 

I wish I could travel to different worlds.

[AbuMohammad]

Granted, but in any of them you are a slave.

 

I wish Tiggs burn in hell for what she done with this game

[Excalibur!]

She turns the queen of hell and will be burning you when you get down there.

 

I wish more dislikes.

[Bellenettiel]

Granted, but it isn't visible to anyone. So it looks like it always looked.

 

I wish for a corruption of this wish.

[-Rachel-]

3 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

Granted, but it isn't visible to anyone. So it looks like it always looked.

 

I wish for a corruption of this wish.

Your wish is no longer corrupt.

 

I wish I could fly an airplane!

[Kewlin]

Granted, but you can only fly them when you're shitfaced and wearing a bomb vest.

 

I wish that your waifu was shit.

[Bellenettiel]

granted, but i have no waifu, so your waifu denial was invalid. 

 

I wish for by own pet bob

Edited May 28, 2018 by Bellenettiel

[YoshePlays]

5 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

granted, but i have no waifu, so your waifu denial was invalid. 

 

I wish for by own pet bob

Granted, pet bob now draws on everything in your house. EVERYTHING.

 

I wish that I can wish for a wish

[DiBBz]

Granted, but the outcome might not be what you expect in return.

 

i wish for all wishes after this to be severely reversed either in form or nature.

[-Rachel-]

Granted, but they're so severely reversed, you're not even sure they were.

 

I wish someone would buy me a pizza.

[Bellenettiel]

granted, but i ate it

 

i wish for more pizza

[Kewlin]

Granted, but you pet bob eats it.

 

I wish bob had more pizza.

[-Rachel-]

1 hour ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but you pet bob eats it.

 

I wish bob had more pizza.

Granted, but I eat it.

 

I wish I had a drink to go along with it.

[MrM0dZ]

2 minutes ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, but I eat it.

 

I wish I had a drink to go along with it.

granted but it's coffee without sugar.

I wish i could create stuff from my body