Corrupt the wish above™

[MethLab]

Yes, my dream has been realized! I have become a goat.

 

*spends 20-60 dollars for new goat version of Meth Lab*

[YoshePlays]

8 minutes ago, MethLab said:

Yes, my dream has been realized! I have become a goat.

 

*spends 20-60 dollars for new goat version of Meth Lab*

Granted, yo... wait this isn't a wish, hold on, NO DON'T MAKE ANOTHER FURSONA OH NO

 

I wish for ekwality 

[MethLab]

6 minutes ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, yo... wait this isn't a wish, hold on, NO DON'T MAKE ANOTHER FURSONA OH NO

 

I wish for ekwality 

Granted, everything goes backwards into the big bang where all was one.

 

I wish for girls to have beards.

Edited June 15, 2018 by MethLab

[Vahnilla]

granted, but they are invisible

 

i wish for salad and fish

[Bloo]

Granted but the fish are still alive and the salad is just grass from my backyard.

 

I wish I could speak to animals

 

[Kewlin]

Granted, but you need to give me a hug every day or the animals get mad.

 

I wish that Pancake loved me.

[porcupine_omg]

35 minutes ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but you need to give me a hug every day or the animals get mad.

 

I wish that Pancake loved me.

Granted, but you get raped by a 400 pound sweaty gypsy with AIDS every minute of every day for the rest of your life, and right before you die, he eviscerates you with his bare hands and fucks you again until you die.

 

I wish I was dead.

[YoshePlays]

2 hours ago, Iggyazaleaomg said:

Granted, but you get raped by a 400 pound sweaty gypsy with AIDS every minute of every day for the rest of your life, and right before you die, he eviscerates you with his bare hands and fucks you again until you die.

 

I wish I was dead.

Granted, you wouldn't be able to read this reply.

 

I wish MethLab would do less meth.

[Latsha]

4 hours ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, you wouldn't be able to read this reply.

 

I wish MethLab would do less meth.

Granted, but he starts doing cheap cocaine instead, and his teeth are still bad from meth.

I wish I had a permanent NTEC-5 Dvah.

[YoshePlays]

7 minutes ago, Latsha said:

Granted, but he starts doing cheap cocaine instead, and his teeth are still bad from meth.

I wish I had a permanent NTEC-5 Dvah.

Granted, people call you a cheater and then you are banned.

 

I wish for an ogre

[Latsha]

55 minutes ago, YoshePlays said:

Granted, people call you a cheater and then you are banned.

 

I wish for an ogre

Granted, but in a result of your shooting, hitreg in the whole district went down.

I wish for an unban.

[YoshePlays]

7 minutes ago, Latsha said:

Granted, but in a result of your shooting, hitreg in the whole district went down.

I wish for an unban.

Granted, you lose all your legendaries.

 

I wish for