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Granted, but BXNNXD is alive.

 

I wish to be able to transform into anything I want, except things that would make me not be able to transform back, and not transform into things I don't want.

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granted

 

you have no idea what you want

 

sdrawkcab hsiw siht edam i hsiw i

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6 hours ago, Vahnilla said:

grand, but nobody can see it in the right order

 

i wish i could wipe my butt instantaneously.

granted, hope you enjoy steel wool

 

i still wish for some goddamn normal socks

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granted, you are gifted socks of the holy christ. praise jesus for your newly gifted christian socks

 

i wish for something thats soft yet delicious, crunchy yet flaky. and most importantly. a mile long!

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12 minutes ago, DiBBz said:

granted, you are gifted socks of the holy christ. praise jesus for your newly gifted christian socks

 

i wish for something thats soft yet delicious, crunchy yet flaky. and most importantly. a mile long!

Granted, you spent all your life savings on it, and you're now on the edge of dying from diabetes.

 

I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.

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Granted, but new years eve was cancelled and now you are in the middle of June.

 

I wish i could substitute every pillow with an exact replica.

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granted, but you are required to pay for it, nonetheless also to bake me some eggs sometimes

 

i wish i could discover the square root of rood

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35 minutes ago, Vahnilla said:

granted, but you are required to pay for it, nonetheless also to bake me some eggs sometimes

 

i wish i could discover the square root of rood

Granted,

 

I wish that the 'granted' text would be visible.

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4 hours ago, Vahnilla said:

granted, but you pay a tax for each of them that gets invisible.

 

i wish for a pair of fish

granted, vicious sharks

 

i wish for some good food

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granted

 

you now have a byte extra of RAM

 

wish

Posted
8 hours ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but I wish to not wish.

 

I wish I could wish again.

granted, all your wishes get corrupted by degerates

 

i wish for copious amounts of free alcohol

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granted, you get a set of dice that are happy

 

i wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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8 hours ago, Excalibur! said:

Granted, but you become intelectual and learn to type.

 

I wish lag and cheaters are gone.

granted, the internet will be shutting down effective immediately

 

i wish for more tv heads

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granted. 5 tv-shaped heads of cabbage have been mailed to you.

 

i wish for inspiration

Posted
6 minutes ago, NopeTooFast said:

granted. 5 tv-shaped heads of cabbage have been mailed to you.

 

i wish for inspiration

Granted, your mind is flooded with inspiration of the fines ways to cook thinks with high in ammonia urine.

 

I wish I could control the power of probability high and low.

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18 minutes ago, MethLab said:

Granted, your mind is flooded with inspiration of the fines ways to cook thinks with high in ammonia urine.

 

I wish I could control the power of probability high and low.

Granted, your life is now boring.

 

I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.

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Just now, YoshePlays said:

Granted, your life is now boring.

 

I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.

Granted, but your wish will be corrupted.

 

I wish grass

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, MethLab said:

Granted, but your wish will be corrupted.

 

I wish grass

Granted, you're a goat.

 

I wish for the person above to notice me.

Edited by YoshePlays
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