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I'd try it out first before blowing 10k tickets.

Those kids are the same ones that probably scream the n-word too. I don't think it's funny, I just think it's sad...

Totally not subjective or anything, lol. If you're new to the game or just want to purchase a weapon, a safe bet is the CR-5 or VAS-R2 (N-TEC reskins), CBMP-45 'Bolt' (PMG reskin), or PSR 'Harrier' R&D III (HVR reskin). Kinda depends on your play style.

Before the new ones, Neko. Post-Koi? None compete.

Actually it is, just modify how ALT + F4 works so it isn't useless.

I'd just ALT + F4 instead of waiting if that happens again and you're on defense with lots of stages. It's really dumb how it's set up.

Yes, but that's not nearly as pithy.

It's a team-based game. Try LTL'ing in a 2vs2 or 3vs3, it's quite hard. If you're getting stunned frequently, you need to coordinate with your teammate better and don't play into their hands. The PIG is a niche weapon and unlikely to work against teamwork. Basically, be better.

No, it's not. No one cares. Flagellating is what they do, to punish themselves. Although I'm not sure if any priests in America would still do that? Hmm...

Yes, I can. Speak for yourself; people preying on new/weaker players to feel good about themselves are disgusting. That's that.

Little off-topic, but @MattScott lookin' handsome af.

Lol. Watch other people play and try to pick up what they're doing. This game is pretty savage when you just start out and can feel like it's getting worse before it gets any better.

Seriously? Just upload an image, it's not hard and I ain't clickin' that link.

A "tl;dr" would be great for this.

Happy? No. But, if it means the gameplay improves overall then I don't care and I know we would be compensated in some way and they're just pixels. Regardless if it's a greater or lesser form of compensation it doesn't matter to me personally. So while I don't speak for others, your entire post is a mixture between decadence and entitlement. I feel it is unnecessary to point out the blatant irony of blowing 350 dollars on loot boxes whilst in the same thread insinuating I'm the kind of person who "burns" money, but I expect it would go over your head. After all, your post history is a joke. Maybe I'll see you in-game sometime and I'll stun you at 100m with LTL. ^.^

That's pathetic. I own 2 volcanoes as well and would give them up in a heartbeat if it meant improving the overall gameplay for everyone. Your entire post is the epitome of what's wrong with this game.

Yes. After a long day at work, I love to play ringleader and coerce a bunch of people to sit in an empty lobby and be patient for 30 minutes. LOL NA is a graveyard for a reason; it's too hard to just hop on and play, and the game has almost no growth with new players for old reasons. A queue would be very nice, so I don't have to sit there desperately spamming the join button for 10 minutes manually to join the only district with players that's available to me. >.>

Just like martyrdom in CoD. It hardly works, but when it does, it's just annoying and unsatisfying.

This game doesn't have a healthy enough population to support this yet. So, no...

Anubis or no balls.

Gross. It's just an uninspired martyrdom and promotes retardation. This game has a huge skill curve. Pressing a button and launching a torpedo at 20 meters a second that insta kills isn't skill. It's just a stupid gimmick and I hate it. I haaaaate iiiiiiiit. >.>

And a blog post confirming it?

I'm surprised. Hope the engine update is soon so the matchmaking system and instancing can be focused on.

Is this an inside joke I'm not aware of? Personally, I hate the ATAC. I think it's complete doggy doodoo... But I dunno. Just me I guess. ^.^

Ya, I'm talking like 5-15 meters where you won't be able to do 2 bursts. ^^ That's awesome, mine was like 4k G1C or something insane!