APB Reloaded First Impressions - What The Actual Fuck?

[CookiePuss 5379]

Video is a month old, but if you haven't seen it yet, you gotta check it out. 10/10 journalism
 

 

[MoeEveryWeek 34]

Youre actually bored to watch this

[CookiePuss 5379]

2 minutes ago, MoeEveryWeek said:

Youre actually bored to watch this

guilty as charged

[Kiida 455]

First comment I read, Martinz summed it up well enough. Not gonna bother watching the video after that. That guy should give up his review 'career', he's awful at it.

[YumiSakura 86]

All i see there is that there is no spoonfeed on rails.



 

Edited August 23, 2018 by YumiSakura

[KnifuWaifu 499]

son I am disappoint 

[CookiePuss 5379]

Just now, KnifuWaifu said:

son I am disappoint 

Dude is just lucky he didnt enter the PvE district.

[KnifuWaifu 499]

7 minutes ago, CookiePuss said:

Dude is just lucky he didnt enter the PvE district.

I'm surprised he managed to enter any district.

[Genobee 143]

That was an interesting thing to watch. Looks like he skipped the tutorial. Did not bother to look up information on the game at any stage. Then proceeded to take random guesses as to what was what. He even called one of the districts PvE focused. Another point he withholds an item from a teammate then gets angry when he's finally killed so the other guy can deliver it. Rollercoaster of.. I'm not sure. 

It almost seems like he was intentionally painting the game in an extra bad light for fun. If not then I'm kinda shocked a reviewer can be this clueless about a game he was trying to review. I mean yes APB is confusing to newbies. Yes it isn't fair to them, but this was almost like he was trying to avoid anything helpful at all costs.

Edited August 23, 2018 by Genobee

[vsb 6171]

pretty average review of any game tbh

[Asparii 50]

My favourite part is probably the start where he spends a good 15 seconds trying to figure out why he can't kill the other players.
Golden

[Luminesca 102]

Average experience for anyone new joining the game. 

[StrelitziaDeWitt 56]

17 minutes ago, Genobee said:

mean yes APB is confusing to newbies.

There is confusing



If the standards are this low for being a game reviewer Maybe I should give it a whirl once.  

[SLICKIEM 118]

That guy... What an amazing display of idiocy

[Acornie 490]

I don't think I can bear to watch it, cringing already from reading the comments 

Edit: @3:02 Oh my god, he stopped for a good 7 seconds to oogle me!

Edited August 23, 2018 by Archon

[Fortune Runner 796]

I got bored and watched it all finally.
I've seen bad reviews before but this guy gave a bad review without even trying to play with anyone properly?
Not about to go in a list of how he messed that review up we could be here all week lol

[TheJellyGoo 343]

"Played for a few hours".... never made it past T. Must have spent all this time on the boobslider 

Weird how he is still in a PvE district when he says that he went for the PvP maps  so he even manages to get his own wrong knowledge wrong!

[M4Ni4C 18]

As awful as this “review” is done, it show that APB needs an overhaul of the tutorial asap.

[NotZombieBiscuit 3146]

8 hours ago, Genobee said:

That was an interesting thing to watch. Looks like he skipped the tutorial. Did not bother to look up information on the game at any stage. Then proceeded to take random guesses as to what was what. He even called one of the districts PvE focused. Another point he withholds an item from a teammate then gets angry when he's finally killed so the other guy can deliver it. Rollercoaster of.. I'm not sure. 

It almost seems like he was intentionally painting the game in an extra bad light for fun. If not then I'm kinda shocked a reviewer can be this clueless about a game he was trying to review. I mean yes APB is confusing to newbies. Yes it isn't fair to them, but this was almost like he was trying to avoid anything helpful at all costs.

 

Don't forget the intentional griefing and playing less than 10 missions because he is still trainee.

[TheJellyGoo 343]

1 hour ago, M4N!4C said:

As awful as this “review” is done, it show that APB needs an overhaul of the tutorial asap.

Yeah, one of those "press button xyz while the whole screen is locked until task has been repeated 3 times" tutorials.
Gotta spoonfeed the vegetables.

[Kempington 295]

Although not a great review, it does outline a major issue with this game, the tutorial.

What's more problematic with the tutorial is it prevents you from having grenades or a ammo resupply box if you don't complete all the necessary items. Most of these you'll do naturally from moving and shooting, but some might be overlooked, such as checking the mailbox or purchasing ammo for your weapon.

Sadly, most new players won't care to read walls of text and won't pay attention to the tutorial on the right. I think a more hand held experience is needed.

[Rolhen 9]

27 minutes ago, Kempington said:

Although not a great review, it does outline a major issue with this game, the tutorial.

What's more problematic with the tutorial is it prevents you from having grenades or a ammo resupply box if you don't complete all the necessary items. Most of these you'll do naturally from moving and shooting, but some might be overlooked, such as checking the mailbox or purchasing ammo for your weapon.

Sadly, most new players won't care to read walls of text and won't pay attention to the tutorial on the right. I think a more hand held experience is needed.

He basically explains nothing, neither wants to try hard to understand the game, just added one more video to his channel...

[Pillowlol 86]

I sure do enjoy the PvE in this game too

[Keshi 436]

4 minutes ago, EmptyPillow said:

I sure do enjoy the PvE in this game too

so good tbh

[Jahola 7]

14 minutes ago, EmptyPillow said:

I sure do enjoy the PvE in this game too

I literally only play for the PvE