RemoteDet Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 I offer coaching lessons in APB. I'm looking to pass off some of the greatest knowledge this game ever has to offer. If you're looking to get better at this game, I'll tell you everything you're doing wrong in like 3 missions. I have access to hyperfocus. If I'm watching you play, I can tell you where your mistakes are. I know every single strategy in this game. I am getting old. It's time to pass off the torch. I am Tim Duncan And Kawhi Leonard combined. I'll teach you everything there is to know about apb. I'm the best corner pusher in APB. If you're having trouble on offense, I can teach you how to attack the corner without nades. If you want help with angle, and camera control, I know how to teach that as well. I'm a multi-dimensional player who takes use of the best sprint shooting gun. I have access to all of the tech. I'm just crazy good player. This stuff makes me smile. I have the longest track record with the 2 burst gun. I became a robot. I am the gatekeeper of APB. If you can beat me, you're amazing. Find me on steam. Find me on Discord. If you're looking to improve, I'll tell you how to get better. People die to my setups all the time. I'm getting old. It's time to pass of the torch. Who wants it? . . . I'm 32 with like 26 years of visual memory. I don't forget anything. Bring it up, and I have a picture. If y'all want to attack me, whatever. Just shows me which side you're on. The greats know how good I am. . . . You ever seen Steph Curry Make 18 three pointers in a row after having a drought of 10 misses.? That's still like 60%. 60% from the three is crazy good. 1 2
xHenryman90x Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 I was the only one who replied, i'm surprised.
UndeadStabba Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 It was fun reading this thank you for making me laugh even though I don't really need a coach! I hope some new players will be interested in your services as it sounds very promising and fun.
xHenryman90x Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 4 hours ago, UndeadStabba said: It was fun reading this thank you for making me laugh even though I don't really need a coach! I hope some new players will be interested in your services as it sounds very promising and fun. Waiting for the next thread.
Crimey Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Shiet, that's what I would have needed years ago. Now I'm too old to learn from you. Sad.
proxie Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 I'm a better player than OP, DM me for pricing on coaching.
PHM Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 (edited) I am a very good bad boy I am a very good, bad, boy I am a day dreamer I am a night worker I am a risk taker I am a self-blamer I am a brain eater I am a heart stealer I am a mind reader I am a truth finder I am a smart cheater I am a pain killer I am a good teacher I am a perfect learner I am a backbencher I am a new sencer I am a soul builder I am very anger I know it's very danger I am my life driver I am a routine changer I am a rules breaker I start a new chapter Edited December 27, 2021 by PHM
NotTheEnforcer Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 On 12/4/2021 at 5:37 PM, RemoteDet said: I offer coaching lessons in APB. /snip/ 10/10 APB meme. I think anyone you could coach, if not sarcastically, is long gone lmao
JustABotGamer Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 A Choach Lesson ohhh , I realy need it, i'm a bot in the game
failsure Posted January 14, 2022 Posted January 14, 2022 me and my boys want your service, please dm the price
Sniperturtle Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 Dude thinks he's old. Mind you i thought that too when i hit 30.
Tumbies Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 (edited) What a joke lol Edited January 22, 2022 by Tumbies
Lylith Posted February 15, 2022 Posted February 15, 2022 On 12/4/2021 at 2:37 PM, RemoteDet said: I'm getting old. It's time to pass of the torch. I'm 32 Dude, screw you. I didn't need this.
ZoriaDunne Posted June 30, 2022 Posted June 30, 2022 Not hard to be the best coach in a game with 200 players.
RemoteDet Posted July 2, 2022 Author Posted July 2, 2022 (edited) On 6/30/2022 at 11:13 AM, ZoriaDunne said: Not hard to be the best coach in a game with 200 players. profesional basketball has that amount of players say that to greg popovich bet you won't https://clips.twitch.tv/ShyAdventurousRutabagaPeteZarollTie-MuCpLvEOfcD43nGA Edited July 2, 2022 by RemoteDet
ZoriaDunne Posted July 2, 2022 Posted July 2, 2022 14 hours ago, RemoteDet said: profesional basketball has that amount of players say that to greg popovich bet you won't https://clips.twitch.tv/ShyAdventurousRutabagaPeteZarollTie-MuCpLvEOfcD43nGA profesional basketball has profesional players.
RemoteDet Posted July 2, 2022 Author Posted July 2, 2022 45 minutes ago, ZoriaDunne said: profesional basketball has profesional players. can you tell me who the goated H o F player is now?
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