cowhorseman

what we just ram the buses into eachother and the one who dies loses?

mission object is to run over as many of the opp as you can before the time limit hits who ever gets the most wins the mission. sounds fun on paper but i know the players of this game would ruin that in a week and LO would somehow fuck it up due to g1 and they skills of taking care of code

we need a bus. can hold a full team of 20 drives at 40 mph tops and handles like a grandma stuck in molasses

can we talk about the lack of a bean can weapon. i want to yeet some bean cans into peoples faces over 8-balls and bricks

the song that plays through our minds when me and my teammates are more busy fucking about then playing the match

i sure do love wanting to get to the obj 800m away and slide roll and crash all the way there like Santa's reindeer got super blasted 2 hours before Christmas

the way these cars handle is like being on a oily ice rink and the flip over like that one limp bizkit song

hmm this is a good one

for shits n giggles when i bought a new pc i installed apb. i thought that having 16 gb a good graphics card mb and all that jazz it would run better less freezes all that stuff too. nope not close. same bullshoot just a higher fps watching all of you fight ingame and on this thread is just this gif

well i got some anti proof. what ever you call it. i have seen rank 255's who have no idea what there doing.

i not doing good i'm sick super cold and every thing taste like iron and copper

have you tried idk

sure if you like jazz it's ok now i say ok because i heard the sax player for tank! and that can't be topped

you get that in silver from what i understand is people running 3rd party software on there pcs hackers using shit to lag the sever people who have high ping joining BRs and the severs being shit aswell as the game being shit how much of any of that is true i do not know nor do i care i just know you play silver it's laggy and bronze isnt

your honestly wrong here. report does one thing. it makes stupid people feel better about themselves and they get that sense of doing good that makes them think what they just did matters other then that yea nothing you get done trying to kill a honey badge by throwing bricks at it. they ban cheaters they cry unfair bans pop drops they don't people cry to many cheaters and the pop drops

*some one yelling at me to stop camping from the roof* *me*

you seen a few of these girls right? some of them got A cups too i think it's range is A - D but we need a butt silder i'm already dummy thick and the clap of patootie keeps alerting the opp, and i need to look the part

last week i only got 6 kills. im not a bad player very averge. roughly in a single session around 50-100 kills. i noticed during my time online that most shots out of smgs at cqc would pass through targets and hit behind them hvr never hit shotguns would almost always hit 1 pellet at least but almost never more rifle class weapons would straight up miss targets no matter the bloom on my heir or target distance fbw had same issues as the rifles and machine pistols i couldn't hit the broad side of barn standing inside of it with the doors closed opgl worked fine though something odd is at hands becuase it use to not be like this unless it is due to east and west but i never pay any attention to what disc i am in

on my old pc i would get random freezes, but with these freezes i could if i hit anthor car like a ramp shoot myself into the air 100 feet. i did this once and flew over the whole mall in water front. a second one i have seen is cars popping out of the ground randomly. happened once like 2 years ago and shot me OOB the physics engine in this game is like skyrim. it works but no one is sure how i'm still waiting for the day i cross by someone who made there char the default model you see when the game hasn't loaded all the way

yay a poll more people fighting over opinions that don't matter and decisions they do not control and have already been decided for them by those who have control over the situation still fun to see you people fighting over stupid shit give me something to do when i'm not playing

people who drive vegases when they see you minding your own dam business

stop

in honestly from what i rember for all ap missions you needed to basically do 3 factions swap then do the next 3 for all ap, should be swapped so that if you choose a faction do an ap mission you get both sides for ap so that way you don't have to run 90% of the game or waste more cash trying to sector clear each ap mission

tell it to me you god dam coward worst there going to do is slap you on the wrist and say "no bad" and second of all if you do not understand something get people to help and use google. you have almost everything man has done at your finger tips and yet you use it to throw words at people like cat shit and a screen door

you can try logging in a on second account aswell sometimes that works for me, also try to repair the game some times the sillest things can mess up your game