cowhorseman

so you ever heard of hardware bans supposedly if needed game company's can ban the ids of your pc parts or something which means you gotta swap them and shit. idk if it's true just something i heard floating around somewere like a fart in the breeze

talk to support. theres a 99% chance they will do anything and everything in there power to not help you but hey you may get lucky

to short. 30 min

becuase name and shame = mute and "i will put action agaisnt your account", and hacking infront of everyone = good boy spend more money on the game.

i would post something here, but my females look angry or depressed, or like they snorted 50 pounds of coke. and my males look like something outta Frankenstein

lets see. medspray. used by cheap assholes who want to make the game less fun and more drug out, or tryhards desprite to win mobile cover. moved to orange idk why ammo boxes. only one worth while they free up a slot for other orange mods event boxs (santa vday etc) used for roles. IF LO RMEMBERS TO PUT THEM IN THIS YEAR satchels....why there only used for placing in team mates cars and making a makeshift car bomb or killing people trying to hurry up obj. so yea 90% useless needs a change....oh wait thats the whole game, and it's nerf or nothing (don't sue me please)

limit stack use. I.E if you go into a match with 500 you get a limit use of 5 per a match number two up the reuse time from 45 seconds to 1:30 so they can't just spam it all the time this is an issue and it's making fighting people in fight club or cqc wise just unfun and very annoying as all they do is hide and spam medspray while wearing flak to keep you from flushing them out with nades, becuase due to your nade nerfs flak over whelms them and makes them useless. got any other ideas little orbit?

one song that plays in the JT store is love at the speed of light. kind of a pain to find. i'll post a video, but im sure fourm mom will take it down due to what the song is about (drugs) as for others you can find them in the game files looking for .mp3 or ogg files. what ever they might be placed under

maybe later we can

nerfs nerfs (more nerfs) not fixing some broken guns becuase people will cry breaking fine guns to make people cry events scarfs better clothes for females maybe an engine update maybe a fallen earth update cookies more armas stuff more joker tickets fixing bugged textures in water front (no seriously iv'e seen like 5) explaining why a roof in waterfront has a MASSIVE fan on it nerfs 2 nerf boogaloo amayii title being changed to "forum mommy" please don't hurt me the last one was a joke how long can i make this before it cuts out adding a new gun or two nerfing said guns buffing said guns nerfing them again because we added an extra zero (whoops banning people at random via lottery system shutting this idiot up because hes only here because he;s bored and lost in life adding cluster bombs that was a bad idea removing cluster bombs making this list longer watching people get mad because they don't understand my dry sense of humor getting this post delted due to its length giving all players a free hat (if they tested the engine update) giving all players a free weapon skin (for being patent while waiting for the update) giving brs there own server so they don't have to deal with rasict Americans because English isnt #1 everywhere finding a reason to change the loading screens finding a reason to change the title menu new cars new hats new cats added animals and children added a demerit for players who shoot children (what is wrong with you) seeing no one read this far adding more codes for free stuff readding lost guns to armas making armas more colorful giving water physics add 8ball/brick cannon if your here on the list i question why your still reading this getting a warning from amayii for making her look at all this giving cow a permeant title called "likes to piss off gms for fun" (needs work) adding perfume to the game (you smell funny) adding summer event with water guns (most of you female models dont wear clothes anyway adding banana hammock for males npcs now run out of the way of gun fire npcs now drive away from gun fire i gave up at this point shaving matts beard giving matt a new scarf giving all the staff members extra time off after dealing with me endless amounts of bullshoot removing all the porn from social why am i not limited to my letters on here finding a god running out of ideas making more SD weapons (like nf-9 seeing how many ideas they take from this list getting pictures of that meance spider man adding planes adding boats never mind on the last two physics engine didn't like them removed giltch spots so Halloween event is more fair more contacts more hair no more threat levels making it one big map between fin/water front so you can do all contacts anywere added dress/skirts for men i've been informed there called kilts fixed hats with no pony tails for girls to have pony tails adding tanks adding rpg-7 finding a reason to make this list longer taking the time to learn and spell things right making the game have less bugs then cyberpunk adding new weapon mods adding new character mods adding new car mods fixing Rader tower redoing mobile cover limiting the amount of med sprays per a mission making boom boxs last until blown up or redeployed poking the bear oh shit a bear is chasing me adding controller support how many lines is this no one is reading this at this point hamburger hamburger hamburger removing certain people from the game and sticking them in a box making new maps making asylum bigger making the bayalan boat accessible adding new emotes adding new music adding musical instruments removing kabob making the list longer 3 adding more achievements adding more roles blowing up the moon nuking the sun watching people question the fact on why im allowed to have a keyboard what in my life lead me to this moment seeing people twitch adding more blood adding the fact your limbs can now be blown off when killed adding more trumazting screams npcs can also have the same happen to them making ram raiding fun making mugging fun making san paro great again giving up on spelling adding random easter eggs no one will find fixing that one wall in fin fixing the glitchy gates in water front adding sticky bombs stop sticking them to your teammates adding more bugs (it happens) removing bugs crashing the server by accident adding more DDOS protection seeing that no one shall read to this point forgetting half of what i placed here adding nudity removing nudity (to many kids) more clothes for all adding new textures for guns making "speedball" useful in jt store making RIOT a event again added rocket jousticing making girl butts bigger making guy butts bigger adding a list of all music in game no seriously some songs i hear in game are hard to find adding more lights making night darker making cars feel more like cars making players pass a driving test before they get a vegas making heavy duty cars tougher making pancakes in the microwave who put fish in the break room microwave? DAVE? WAS IT YOU DAVE? I SWEAR DAVE ok it wasn't Dave hes a kind soul...or was it fixing my typos fixing my shaking adding new mugging items making the forums nicer cleaning up the toxic player base adding a auto translator so everyone speaks your lounge putting tinfoil in the oven adding food to the game so you can see how bad tasty burger looks putting furries into there own server adding more options for controllers how long can i ramble on making the person who admins the forums hate me for the rest of there life watching people at LO come up with a plan to keep me from typing this much cheese burger nachos adding bucket hats new underwear types for male and female adding hard hats adding bolt actions adding a chaos disc feeding my dog feeding myself adding random junk here making the list longer adding volume controlls removing hackers removing people who think everyone hacks removing people who do nothing but cry removing people only robots can play now seeing how many made it this far adding tables leaving my keys up on the table adding more car spawns finishing beacon and the fin highway system making the HVR great again removing med spray because you can behave yourself yodeling classes a training disc so you can practice guns npc disc so you don't have to face sweaty people and for noobs tossing a coin into the well listening the speed of light for 400th time love at the speed of light is in this game. it plays in the jt store making contacts less edgy making guns reload faster adding a bunch of ` ``````````````````````````` adding bathroom time so you guys take a break making ntec great again making snub great again giving a perma no slot version to buy for all guns after a certain role level is finished giving gingers souls giving finish people the power to start adding stars to the midnight sky settling down in the shadow of the valley corndog corndog corndog the power of Christ compels you if you made it this far reply with "hey look a penny" adding change to the game because fuck you that's why ok that was rude i'm sorry not remembering what this list was for repeating myself repeating myself having short term memory adding memes paying people to stream and host ads for this game streamer loot adding flowers adding more trees adding muskets adding muskrats adding elon musk adding musk adding the blood moon adding the blue moon adding the harvest moon' adding the cheese moon "look Gromit the moon is made of cheese" seeing that someone died reading this i'll attend your funeral posting this at long last adding the solar eclipse adding portapotty truck adding double decker bus to fit a full team in getting my rights to type here removed for good by the head honcho himself or her adding BEES adding wasp adding honey badgers adding break overs more weapon animations i am the walrus coo coo ca chu more song refences getting a statue as the "worst player to exist in this game: in the middle of patootie nowhere forgetting what i was doing adding rats bats cats and mats npcs can mug you back npcs can steal there car back cops now teleport behind you studying the blade plastic chairs boomer music added zoomer music added Doomer music added music for that one wierd guy who likes French chicken yodeling telling people to hush telling people to be loud marching into city hall removing that one wierd floor in fin removing leboyce vocals having a audio check on themes because you people have no talent ok i lied some of you are ok i lied about posting this it keeps going and going and going making people hate me even more laughing at the mad people because i'm not mentally stable adding gun jam effect adding misfired rounds effect adding gun durability pizza time someone is gonna believe all of this is true lucifer is a girl if you think of it seriously nickname would be luci you know a dude named luci? adding helicopters adding laser guns adding strip clip firearms VIVA LA SAN PARO starting a war oh wait were in one adding "request a friend items" again after there removal seeing stars moving to Canada time for soup staring down the barrel of a 45 adding more guns that are reskins for flavor nerving the reskins but not certain ones adding mechs adding LMG mounted trucks adding car damage you can shoot through window shields to stop a driver removing truck mission making creme de la crim a 4v4 or more only mission adding waffle house WHO WANTS NACHOS adding lances addin bears adding molotovs adding melee weapons adding double barrel shotguns proving that no one is real and were all dead finally posting this making everyone mad achieving the longest post ever made by an apb/fallen earth player i spend 5995 hours in that game tossing out the trash were did all this soup come from? seeing all my typos a long space for no reason and if your here for what ever reason happy new year i hope yours is great moo moo

oh boy what flavor?

you always have cherry pie

yea but i like nading people in a CQC building and no one is ever in asylum now

meh. i can only get it at the levy and it's always dry

cream pie

middle of patootie end no were

Well i kinda did forget. were im at no one gives a shit so it's still like a normal day

thanks mom

TBH after playing this game for many years and dealing with most of you. i noticed that you have a tendency to start bitching about basically anything LO or who ever owns this does it's always "wah wah LO did this wah wah i want milk from mommy matts tit wah wah" can you shut up and realize that people are strained between like 5 project on top of one them being major on top of holidays on top of trying to work with the people that provide them servers to run your shitty GTA knock off so you can be as cancerous as a 4chan user to each other over what ever bullshoot you feel like whining about today seriously get out of your basement and go outside and talk to a girl a or something. shower first because you smell like the back end of a horse thats been in a land fill for 4-5 years there's more then sitting on the forums and bitching about anything and everything people do

The only press i know about is HOW SPIDER MAN IS A MEANCE AND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

we need to earn more JT from asylum and baylan. seriously there is no point to fight club because i can please 20-40 missions level on contacts and get more rewards then the 150ish i get from ayslum and go for 17 trillion i need to fit into first place for like 200 more. maybe make the missions in asylum/baylan also drop tickets make it based on number of players+ place on score bored. maybe make mugging also drop jt. not like an ungodly amount like 0-10 rarely like medium items do. and yes i can understand why that could be seen as "unfair for enfos" but mugging/ram raiding isn't really worth it unless your really really sick of missions

The only joke walking around here is you

and whats the main prize? realizing you wasted your life on a stupid video game when you could be facing your fears and doing more with your life?

check task manger. if you can open it. i do know newer cares like yours give the game issues. (i have a gtx 1660 and the game freezes on spawn/loading screens) alt tab/ task manger opening will fix that Could be the game itself. i know i use adv souly due to the fact for what ever reason the loading screens will get stuck in a fallout esc inf time so removing them takes that out. could be windows ten aswell it gives me shit all the time for no reason. like opening random task that affect apb and what not.

THe weapon skin on the prototype guns in beacon. can you get that skin? if not can you add to JT or amras so we can. i really do like it