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It would be good to show all the customisation options, with the custom symbols you can make and have a montage of all the different cars characters and designs that you come across in the game, all edited together well but I don't even know how to record game footage on PC games, I just found out screenshots. Last night getting into my car I froze holding the door open, usually it fixes itself but I was frozen for ages and found I could drive the car, door open while my character was frozen stood in the road with the view from my character so I couldn't drive far or I'd lose sight of the car. The only way to fix it was to crash the car until it said suicide so I was actually in the car but the view was from the character stood there frozen with his arm out not from the vehicle. I'd have liked to record that.

I will make a note of your names and put some in the auction later. It will be after 11pm in a little over 7 hours. The IGN, not sure what that means, is that your player name on APB because I need that to reserve the vehicle in your name. I have acted as insurance man before, I've given away cash before to angry players who got APB'd and lost their loot. Here are some pictures though they don't show off the pearlescent colour changing going on between red and yellow. Can't post the pictures it doesn't work, wht is this insert image from URL bollocks even mean? Merged. It let me upload a profile picture why can't I post my own pictures here? I fecking hate computers they never work right Merged. It let me darg and drop my own picture into the profile image but I have to go get one off the internet to post here? So I have to go find somewhere that lets me post my pictures to get a URL so I can put them in these forums? Why not let me drag and drop my own pictures from my own compudder?

I'm giving away 10 Han Veo 4 slot Crim Cabs edition this week, or trying to, I'm expanding my taxi business. I tried trading one a couple of days ago but lost connection before I could. Last night the weather was bad so the internet was too slow to even log into steam so I couldn't play. Hopefully I'll have better luck later. Request one here and I'll put one in the auction reserved for you, I keep trying to give them to new players I end up doing missions with but nearly all the time they can't trade yet. Pictures coming soon, I'm taking a USB stick with me tonight.

Them pants have holes bigger than pants, makes draining them easier!

Sorry to hear that, I hope said scammer is safe asleep in his bed all cozy in the early hours of the morning when a crazy man kicks his front door off it's hinges, stomps dog shit through his house, grabs his computer and throws it through the window then takes a dump and decorates the walls with it. Cute cat by the way.

It was a colby SMG, absolute pants, took about 2 seconds to kill anyone, randomly occasionally though they would die as soon as I shot them, I have had luck popping in and out of cover, those cooling jackets make the bloom go large? I keep getting killed by these gunts in less than a second from a mile away while I'm chuffing running as well, how they manage that?

I'm not sure I understand the terms like DMR but CQC is close range right? I'm getting destroyed by N-Tecs at close range with an SMG even if they haven't seen me and I shoot them first. Most I get is 80 kill assist if somebody else can shoot them in the back. These aren't normal N-Tecs though, they are gold with 3 upgrades, cooling jacket 3 is one of them so the rate of fire is crazy fast.

Ve'y nice. I've been messing about with layers and opacity on pearlescent background so that the design changes from different angles. I started out just drawing cartoon like faces on the front and writing slogans like "I'm not afraid of you I shit myself all the time".

Pants with holes, larger than pants, swing those pants, while you dance What a wonderful idea I could shake my leg, to empty my pants, I always drop my guts, when I dance.

I'm done with missions until something changes. With nearly 40 cops the only opposition you can give me time after time are gold tier players with ridiculously OP weapons that can kill me before I can fire a second shot even if I run up on them out of nowhere and start shooting first. I was trying to get 5 kills for daily activity, I got 3 in fuck knows how many hours of missions and got dumped back down to bronze. I'll do two missions a day, 1 complete a mission for 10JT and another spawn in a vehicle 3 times for another 10 until I get me one of these gold weapons. It's quicker to level up by mugging.

I got a similar error code but it didn't end in 3 or say wrong password, just steam couldn't connect or something, I don't know how to fix it, I'll see if it works later. The game, steam, everything was set up on my friends computer by another fellow so I haven't a clue how any of it works, I'm not sure my friend does either so it may be goodbye APB, waste of 900 hours, if that's the case I'm not bothering with online games anymore, I'll just stick to offline ones where the saved data is stored where I can see it.

Holy shitsticks on toast how did I never notice this before?

Don't burn yourself out, please take some more time off, I fear you are working yourself to death with only 4 months off in the whole year. Please make sure you drink plenty of water with those Peeny Cladas, we don't want a dehydration hangover to affect your productivity.

Good things come to those who wait, everything tastes better when cooked properly. I keep getting destroyed by people with gold 3 upgrade N-Tecs I think it was, they can kill me in half the time it takes me to shoot them, even if I start shooting them in the back first, 90% of the time I die first. I've dropped back down to bronze now. I need a new gun, I've got about 2000JT left, I just don't have a clue which gun to choose from. I've been using an SMG, I prefer the other one though, the rate of fire on this one is shit, I can shoot quicker with the pistol.

I leg it more, sometimes my car acts possessed and wrecks itself so I have to leg it everywhere, I'm always givin' it legs all over the map, herding pedestrians into mugging zones then legging it off again.

I'm not on NA but for the last couple of days I have been unable to even drive the car for the first 20 mins of the game because it keeps freezing then shooting off and freezing again all the time. When it hits a pedestrian on one of it's shooting off like a rocket phases, it launches them like a missile, a similar thing happens when running and I kick them flying down the road. It calms down after a while so I try a mission but as soon as the shooting starts, the lag comes back and it's almost impossible to target anyone, I sometimes die before I see any shots fired and sometimes I shoot the shit out of them enough to kill them three times but nothing happens. I creep up behind someone and shoot them in the back with an SMG only to have them turn around and shoot me dead first. Sometimes it works and they die in less than a second, I'll freeze for a moment like WTF just happened then I remember it's not supposed to take three or four seconds of continual shooting to kill anyone but it does most of the time.

No one's a billionaire, it would take nearly 20 years to earn a billion even if you managed to loot 1 million a week

I put shit stained kecks in the auction but nobody wanted to buy them

Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner BlatMan BlatMan BlatMaaan, I saw that once or twice and was confused because I was seeing no blood but we both seemed to be moving smoothly, not like when the wifi is bad. I've fired whole magazines of ghost shots at someone who you think is running away but they just carry on running into a corner and jog on the spot, then I either die, or teleport somewhere else and have to jog on the spot myself for a few seconds, sometimes in the middle of a road, splat. Mid stealing a car I once froze for about ten seconds when going to punch the driver and did a Usain Bolt pose.

I give thanks for making me laugh with the breaking news, that was some funny shit, dog stuck in tree, fireman too, very well put together. I'll subscribe for more of that. Smiley face made of punctuation marks.

Hi Hei

I wouldn't call almost 10,000 JT garbage rewards, you can buy a lot for that

What about the chuffing weather, I'm more pissed off about the chuffing weather, it's still pissing it down like it's still november but it's the end of december.

I get it now. I'd like to buy them with in game cash not JT otherwise I'll just save JT so one day I might actually get a gun that kills people when you shoot them like on the event

Now matter how much cider I drink I'll never shit myself that much. I think I've started a trend because I played since easter this year and until a few weeks ago never came across anyone else with the same affliction