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I'm not gold or cheat and got lag with unstable wifi and enemies teleporting all over the show with invincibility frames because they or me aren't actually where the screen is showing them or me to be at that moment but still managed to earn 8,500 JT for the event even though I can't complete it because I'll never get to level 12 weapon tier unless everyone stops running around and lets me shoot them. Merged. I'm starting to come across other players who shit themselves all the time, one old man character I came across on the event had shit all down his pants and puke down his shirt, he'd done a better job on the shade of his puke than I have on mine, mines a bit yellow. My puke/shit splatter design has changed a bit, I used an effect so it didn't have solid edges and the effect has changed to a graffiti effect which has ruined the puke stain, changed it back to scratches but it still needs some work. I haven't worn my vomit stained top for a while though, prefer to just run around in shit stained underpants to show off the sniff my crack tattoo and the crazy face tattoo on my back

I got used to using the e brake with the growl. I've discovered the brake then accelerate and nitrous trick of making the vegas fly and it's bouncy suspension is actually fun, I'll probably sell my other vegas now, I don't see any reason to use it now over the more fun 4x4, it's 16 times better right, 4x4=16 times more fun

I've seen quite a few new Vegas 4x4's flying around, I'm assuming they're new because they haven't been painted, I'm sure I saw more than usual flying about last night.

I'm on EU, never got more than 20 kills and top of the table have 40 and I hear others complain of lag but when we both start shooting even if I shoot first I die first. Merged. I've just watched a youtube vid, I've actually only ever got up to rank 3 on 12 days of christmas and only once, I'm usually getting rank 2 gun near the end when the people start to fly, I noticed they fly when they reach 4 but the no3 gun doesn't work very well for me, they just walk through it though when they have it, it's lethal on me even if I shot first with the shotgun

It says the same as the other one did reached by levelling up weapon tiers but I never got to 12 in the other dev gun game one but it still levelled up. The lag is getting horrible on that event but it's probably the same as it is for me on normal missions, my car handles fine when not on mission then turns into a shopping trolly when I'm trying to get to an objective. Enemies teleporting everywhere, blinking out of existence then reappearing going in the opposite direction so you can't get the target on them, and not dying when I shoot them in the back then turning around and shooting me, so if I have to reach rank 12 it's never happening, rank 8 or 9 was the highest I've ever got it. It also doesn't help that the place is more than half empty so sometimes I can't find anyone to shoot.

I saw snowman head and other stuff at the elf contact in the christmas event. He has a bunch of stuff you can buy for JT. I've stopped playing the event now, I may have one more session, see if I can get any more JT. I played several rounds yesterday and only got 50JT for one of them and the holiday contact 12 days of christmas thing, the top one is permanently stuck at rank 3- 8/9, it hasn't moved for days while the other 2 have maxed out at rank 5. Doesn't help that there's also not enough people there for me to find anyone to shoot sometimes. Merged. Playing holiday event makes me think that people die when you shoot them sometimes so I go play a mission and realise the only reason they died when I shot them was because I was using the type of overpowered weapons that the opposition always has. Shotgun on the event, one shot from anywhere, my shotgun needs several to the face.

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I bought a Han Veo because they look nice with kits and someone said it was quick with nitrous but I found it to be slow and unresponsive, you'll find it hard to crash if you can't drive very well but if you try to run someone over they will just walk slowly out of the way. It was only 50,000 for the 4 slot so I don't know why I expected much from it. I turned it into a taxi. Press K for Crim Cabs. Got a vegas 4x4 now, it's a bit bouncy isn't it, though it doesn't get locked in oversteer when drifting so easily I can avoid doing that with the normal vegas anyway, just don't get it too sideways. I got the 4 slot vegas for 10,000 JT, it says I can get another one for $10,000, is this a limited time offer or can I get one any time for that price now?

No just my experiMENTAL masala. I'm making turkey curry and didn't have enough cumin seeds left to make my garam masala so I've put some black cumin and ajwan seeds in there to make up the difference, I've just ground it up while the onions are cooking and it smells like it's going to be ve'y nice. I wouldn't mind a helicopter though.

Just a car, I haven't figured out how to make it fly yet, my attempt at a jump was no better than with the original vegas which also seems easier to drive to me but I only had time for a quick test drive and the internet was being shit on the event so maybe it doesn't always drive like a shopping trolly on ice. I remember when I first got a growl, the computer couldn't keep up with it's speed and kept teleporting it into walls, the screen can't keep up with my running when using fragile, he'll skip frames constantly.

I'm buying a flying car soon with my JT earnings from the event. 2800 to 9,840 in just a few days. The Vegas 4 slot 4x4 is 10,000. It's 16 times better than the normal vegas because it flies.

First christmas for years I've not been too hungover to stuff my face, went easy on the booze last night, well easy for me, I probably still drank enough to stone a horse. Now I'm so full of turkey and roast potatoes, I probably don't need to eat for two days. Merry Christmas everyone.

I have a friend who makes music, I tried to get him to make music for me but when I showed him the APB music maker he said he can't be arsed farting about with stone age music maker technology, he uses complex programs that I wouldn't know where to begin with and records his own samples with his own instruments, even makes his own instruments. There is a 7 foot giant bass made out of a large tube, it has all the electronics in too, can be amped up and played loud.

When I started playing on a crappy stone age laptop with minimum settings the game wouldn't load until I ticked a little box which said apply memory limit. It took about five minutes for said box to appear and about another five mins to load the game. I had to play it in a small window on minimal graphic settings for it to work and I know I fuzzy bunny a lot about lag, I play on wifi, but the lag and packet loss, or whatever it is, was at least twice as bad as what I get now on a proper PC, also any car I stole would quickly disappear if I looked the other way too long, these days they are still there when I drive away for a while. Make sure to close anything else your computer has running, some stuff may be running in the background automatically you could disable, I don't know why it isn't applying a memory limit.

Get that cat away from that salad and give it some fish please Merged. Pork Hat, it's christmas and you give it a bowl of rabbit food

I have around 50 consumable mods, I should start using them. I now have 7600 JT and still got levels to unlock in the event. I should have 10,000 for the car soon.

I've never used a yellow consumable, I don't know what button to press. I don't know how many I have. Where can you buy them? Gone from 2900 JT to 5800 and still not finished with the event. My favourite part is the clay pigeon shooting, these clay pigeons have sniper rifles. People start flying around, if you still have the shotgun when they do it's the best weapon for the sniper pigeons

It is fun, they are more interested in chasing you than arresting you so you get long car chases all over town. Usually when you get APB'd, it's instant death but they let you get in your car and drive away because they want to chase you

I rented a shotgun for over 20,000 with three upgrades and it doesn't kill anyone, I shoot all 5 shots into them, reload and shoot them some more and unless someone else shoots them, they wont die. Kill assist is all I can hope for with this gun and it's never more than 20 points so five shots for 20% health means I'd have to shoot them 25 times with it. I go to youtube and they are shooting each other in two shots with them.

Half an hour of missions gets me about 2000 points of experience, about 1 in 3 missions nets me 0 points. If I'm on 2x bonus half an hour of speed mugging gets me 7000 experience. The screen can't keep up with my running speed now i'm using fragile, he constantly freezes and jumps ahead, happens about 4 or 5 times a second. I'm pretty high level to have unlocked a lot of guns so thought I'd try a shotgun with 3 upgrades on it because daily activity said kill 3 with a shotgun but it rarely kills anyone I shoot, they just eat everything I fire at them. I'm not trying to shoot them from far away, I'm running up on them and getting in their face close range but I can fire all 5 shots into them, get some cover, heal a bit then jump out on them and do it again but I die first. My shotgun is pants but whenever anyone kills me with a shotgun it's one or two shots at whatever range they want, I've been killed by sniper shotguns. I'm just doing missions for the daily contact job of complete 5 objectives then I'm fucking off to the quiet place to mug.

I've had people on my team who seem to be working for the opposition, they only shoot people on the same team, the game should kick them out after a while, I've accidentally killed my own but never more than once in hours of playing.

Hows that work, you get penalised for going AFK during mission plus it leaves your team mate to get slaughtered by overpowered opposition, at least if you both attack from different angles you might shoot the enemy once or twice and get some points

I win some matches, sometimes. More often I shoot all my ammo at them but they don't even get damaged then I teleport back in time, get stuck to the floor, do a bit of jogging on the spot and die. Sometimes I aim at them, fire a few shots and they drop dead, I'm always surprised when that happens, most of the time I need to shoot at them for at least two or three seconds but it only takes them half a second to kill me. I actually earned a medal for shooting a whole team, only a team of 2 but we still lost that match because when I picked up the item to take it to our drop off some dickhead on my team shot me in the back.

I played for a week as enforcer after the easter event was over. The tutorial said witness a crime but I didn't have a clue how, it just said witness a crime, no further instruction, cheers for that you twats, missions were impossible to get near a checkpoint because someone would blow me up with a grenade or rocket from the roof of a car seconds after spawning every single fucking time so I couldn't level up at all anymore, cheers for that you twats. I had no choice but to give up I was getting nowhere. New cops are surprised when I let them APB me and take 10 or 20,000 and shoot me a dozen times, why you so nice? Because I know being a cop and levelling up is nearly impossible.

There was no one on waterfront last night, it was dead, I couldn't get a mission. There were 3 other criminals but they blanked me or didn't speak engrish. Levelling up Birth 40 points at a time by mugging, only 200,000 points to go to level 14