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I'd like to put yellow vomit streaks in my purple beard

You spawn and run to vehicle, press F, the game freezes. Now I have to stand in the road holding a car door open until I get run over.

I don't have a clue what kind of computer I play it on, it's not mine. It's the slow wifi that kills it. I was asked to 'K' up to help someone do a mission but it was a waste of time if the enemy can teleport in front of me ands shoot me before I can see them. I've played games at 16fps on my PS3 and this looks like it goes half that. It's quicker to mug people to level up, a lot of the time missions get me 0 points, I'm lucky to get a few hundred.

I got all waterfront red pumpkings now. Took about 4 hours, didn't use youtube just the map.

Dinosaurs hatched from eggs before the chicken was even invented.

Thanks, those maps will be useful.

If the lag is bad and missions are impossible I might try to find some red ones for JT and symbols

I had fun playing the event, was the headless horseman at one point but didn't last very long. It's just with being unable to pledge to a contact so getting no experience for them or earning any JT which is all I really need. The event gives a bit of cash but I don't care about that, I keep duplicating and giving away free vans with nitrous 2 and cargo 2 to every bronze or silver player I see looting in a standard plain van. There must be an army of crack vans out there somewhere.

What do you get for finding the pumpkins? Is it worth trying to find some

I realised expensive weapons are a waste of money for me. The people who can shoot me dead in 1/10th of a second at any distance before I can even target them will still shoot me dead in 10th of a second before I can get a shot off. It's pointless trying to shoot people using shit wifi internet, the cursor freezes and jumps, sometimes my car drives itself into a wall and teleports. Maybe I'll use SMG or shotguns and just try to sneak up on them, longer range weapons are useless to me.

I typed something else, I called them t.i.t.s

This event is pointless. Can't pledge so experience wasted, no joker points either. The rewards are what, a pointless title? I went to non event room but kept getting disconnected every 30 seconds. I'll play something else on the playstation for a while.

I lost my glasses, can't see the distance numbers very well. I assumed an enemy was behind a building when he was just all black and in the shadows so I was running along , ran past them on my way around the building and got shot in the back. After that I put the brightness up higher so it doesn't look as much like night.

I don't know anything about this game but I think I'll give it a go

I get that sometimes but I play on wifi and lose the internet connection sometimes too. Sometimes I can get it back quick enough to stay in game other times not.

OK you win. fuck not censored but T.I.T.S was changed to feminine features in my last post after I pressed submit reply. What the fox hat?

When i started as a cop in the bronze district I gave up because I couldn't level up, couldn't get near an objective or even an enemy for all the car surfing rocket launching feminine features instantly killing me seconds after spawning over and over again. There was no difference unless car surfing and rocket launchers are starter weapons and skills. Tutorial said witness a crime but didn't say how, weeks went by and I got bored of un killable enemies blowing me up while riding cars or sniping me from a mile away before I can even see them. At least criminal can mug to level up.

Lag was bad last night, slow internet. I try to get in a car, he opens the door and stands there holding it, not getting in until a few seconds later I get run over. I spawn and run to a vehicle, press to get in and freeze again. I can hear cops driving closer but I can't move, I get run over again. Team gets mad and accuses me of helping the cops.

I'm going to make a halloween outfit of skellingtons and pumpkings

I'm trying to help new players by giving them stuff but then you have scumbags who can't be killed firing rocket launchers from cars at them. I tried to run one over twice but it just pushed the scrote along the road not killing him, I'd been called as backup and he had a red name so he was an enemy. Then there was the time I hid from one and ambushed him. Full load of automatic shotgun shells at close range, 2 or 3 meters, yet no damage on them and they turn around and one shot kill you in 10th of a second. In fact the prick I tried to run over looked similar to the Mr eats shotgun shells all day bellend.

Wullaballoo

I'm in Citadel but work late so I'm usually on late at night. Before midnight there's often a full or nearly full place to do missions and an empty one to loot. I'll get on the busy one and do a few missions but the population drops off until after midnight I can't find any missions in Waterfront where I need to be for the contact so I mug and loot instead. I'd have 10 million by now but I keep giving away Crack vans with free nitrous and extra cargo mods. If I see a low level player looting in a plain van he's getting a crack van. I think I've given away 5 or 6 now. If you see a ram raiding army of blue vans with an arse on the back and a space hopper on the roof called mr hoppy, I did that.

No skellingtons this year? Will they ban Farter Christmas too?

I haven't played a halloween event yet, was hoping it'd be good for collecting joker points.

If not the brown note then usually I have BBC radio 6 music on, may change over to local radio especially for the late night phone in where ill informed lunatics rant bollocks at the increasingly irate presenter who eventually yells at them to gerroff.