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We can't buy dump trucks in the game though. It might be chaos with those monsters flying about scattering everything everywhere, the car plow could be like a ramp so instead of smashing the cars it launches them.

That would be funny, customisable dump truck with a huge car plow and nitrous3 to get it going.

Was only joking, it sounded good.

Take the batteries out, you can't cook anything without that thing going nuts, and I probably couldn't even light a fart either without it having a fit.

needs some bongos and a kazoo, a bagpipe solo and some dogs barking

I gave two fairly new players, level 80's, Crack Vans and one gave me a 2 slot Han Veo Subaru. The Subaru has all sorts of fancy bits stuck on it and under faction it says useable by both. I took off everything I decorated the Han Veo taxi with apart from the wheels and paint job yet it still says crim faction only, what is different about the Han Veo Subaru apart from it's only 2 slot not 4? It has custom parts stuck on and a custom paint job, it's not an original paint job, I can tell because whoever made it included the word SUBARU as part of the subaru decal so when they copied it onto the other side of the car the SUBARU writing got reversed. Should have kept the writing separate so it could be flipped the right way on the other side. I'm going to make another taxi soon, the bigger taxi you see, a broadwing, though I wont be giving those away, it's a 300,000 car compared to 50,000 for the Crim Cab.

Ve'y niice, 9/10, I'd have put BUMSTEIN not BILSTEIN on the side and maybe a bit of vomit splatter on the drivers side door trailing towards the back of the vehicle but that's just me I suppose. There's space for a slogan on the back but this doesn't look like an APB car so you probably can't do any of that.

Last night I had no teammate, he gave up because the gold opponents gun was so overpowered, we die as soon as he starts shooting, both got 0 points for the mission, don't blame him for going AFK, I just decided to go for a drive. Next mission it put me against two golds with similar weapons, 1 bronze with a spud gun versus 2 golds with special weapons? Great matchmaking, no points for that mission either. As soon as I'd got my JT for spawning in my vehicle 3 times and completing a mission I gave up trying to do missions. There is kill 5 with an SMG but that would take somewhere between several hours and a whole day.

Non stick underwear, I'm always breaking then squatting over fire hydrants but I can't get the stains out.

I've had them stand right in front of me while I fire SMG or assault rifle while he runs from left to right avoiding every bullet until I have no ammo left, every time I should have hit him he instantly changes direction instead, it looked like he was having a fit because he would disappear for a split second and reappear running in the opposite direction, several times a second.

I managed to kill a defender and take over the objective. We were defending it well, one tried to sneak in the back, I went round to meet them, I was hiding around the corner holding a grenade when I tried to throw it he wouldn't release it, I froze, teleported and died then we lost the mission. I seem to die just as quick using kevlar 3 as I do using fragile and at least with fragile I can move faster than a turtle in molasses.

I call that thing on the roof mr hoppy, he looks like a space hopper. Ivan Dobskys Mr Hoppy, youtube him, my friend made that symbol just messing around and we kept it. I hit the limit for now on how many vehicles I can duplicate. I accidentally gave away my last cop cab but I had one in the auction, I cancelled the auction but couldn't duplicate any more. I can probably make more later on but I don't know how many it will let me make. Merged. I've only just noticed that my cop cabs are crim faction only. The stock version is both factions. I was thinking it must have been an accessory I customised it with. I've been told it's the taxi sign on the roof which makes it unusable to cops. Hoping to fix that later. Sorry to those cops I gave unusable cars to, if you see me about you can trade it back and I'll edit the sign off the roof.

The Cop Cabs logo design is finished. I forgot to take USB jobbie with me so no new pictures yet. I'll be giving Crim and Cop cabs away in a few hours, I got the day off. Going to shovel a pie down me neck and fettle off soon. I'll probably be too drunk to play missions but I'll still be giving away crack vans and crim/cop cabs.

I'm all for reducing vehicles but not civilians, I like to herd those into mugging zones, mugging is the quickest way to level up. I haven't a clue what a config is. The tutorial is useless, as a cop character it said witness a crime but didn't tell me how so after three weeks stuck I gave up on him.

Them 'stralian Bogans at it again. I'm off work today, next time I'll see if I can swap it for a wednesday so you can chase me some.

Nobody needs hundreds of bog rolls they are leaving the rest of us with cacky cracks

Other games don't let me shit myself all the time or paint arse cracks on the back of my van.

My shatmobile got stuck

I'd never even heard of APB this time last year. Merged. I'd never even heard of APB 10 months ago. The only game I'd played on a PC since games like wolfenstein, quake, doom and GTA1&2 was a farming simulator game though we used it as bridge and ramp building simulator with giant cranes and telehandelies and stuff like that. The last bridge we built was an absolute monster that went across a lake to an island where we put giant ramps all around the edges,ramp island. Built giant ramps out of bridges up the side of a multi storey car park and jumped for miles. It's not easy building these bridges on a farming game, the materials are downloaded mods and can behave a bit glitchy, that's what makes it so addictive, you keep failing and evolving. I have seen people driving those starter vehicles, can't trade yet and seem very confused as to what they are supposed to do in the chat. One didn't know how to customise his vehicle.

I have been commissioned to make Taxis for enforcers as well now. Cop Cabs edition coming soon. Enforcers will also soon benefit from my benevolence. I have accepted the contract and in a temporary break from tradition, due to finding someone who's even more bloody rich than I am, by a long way I must say, I will be charging cash for them. Once the contract is fulfilled all profits will go back into buying more stock for those less bloody rich than me. I'll be giving away 10 Crim/Cop cabs next week as well. Does anyone want a 2 slot looting "Crack" van, I haven't given one of those away for ages, every new player I see looting in a standard van can't trade yet. The Crack van goes where the crack van goes, how many crack vans nobody knows, I lost count at about 30 and was giving one or two a day away for weeks. Crack Van:- Merged. I was once on mission, got shot, spawned near someone elses crack van and tried to get in it even though I don't use the van for missions.

Ok They cost $1 each, I'll keep you updated on the progress. It's going to take a while I'm busy until 11 pm so 18+ hours before i can start.

After I put three in the auction tonight it wouldn't let me duplicate any more so there must be a limit to how many I can do at once so it may take a couple of days to sort out. Shouldn't be difficult to edit crim into cop cabs. Are these characters all yours or are they different people?

I'm not sure what you mean. Merged. I forgot to mention I'm on the EU server, I put the cars in the auction there I restricted them to the names of the people requesting.

Merged. If you see this freak, don't run away he doesn't smell as bad as he looks Don't feed him after midnight or this'll happen

This is why I've been giving away vehicles and mods, it's probably guns they need but I only use the rented guns for cash that expire in 10 days so I have no guns to give.