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if the only counter you provide against a claim that a gun is unbalanced is to use that same gun, it doesnt really help your argument Wait, a JG is a shotgun?! I thought it was a literally broken sniper rifle.

hurr durr durr durr mah ntec meta! The game is very playable, you just suck. Stop crying, pick up a JG, and join the fun.

"Beard Hunter" I love it.

well what else does it look like pointdexter? Honestly, it looks like you attach a hose to the back and use it for spraying weeds.

That is exactly my problem too. I would pay money to have the LeBoyce audio removed from the game. As a tone-deaf untalented hack who drools over what some users put up on the marketplace, I love what you've done here, I can't wait to try it out.

So, what is it? Some sort of gun?

I think aesthetically, we could use a few more, just make them reskins so we don't have to worry about stats and balance (not that it would stop any complaints anyway). I love APB's customisation and it would be really nice to add in some more themed sets like the Juggernaut Pack (Steyr Set). Stat-wise make them all reskined NTECs for all I care, sometimes I want to run around with a something that hasn't been soaking in vodka for the last 60 years.

No love for the Juggernaut Pack? It was the first to do the "release in phases" thing, don't go thinking the Revelations Pack is the ground breaker here. Juggernaut was doing it before it was cool. But then and now, I love the idea, not only does it give devs time to iron out the content, but it's so much nicer releasing it in phases so as a player I can enjoy things as they come and like give them a good amount of attention before moving on, rather than getting it all in a huge lump and I have to go searching for what I bought, I swear I still have a string of items I haven't even touched or looked at since buying them in a pack.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I'm liking the way Little Orbit is tearing down the meta with these changes, so nerf CA away! Nothing is sacred anymore!

Enforcer lights still work and they let me move at any time. #4cerprivilege

Thanks GMs! Just want to say thanks for all their efforts in game, I do appreciate it when they're around but it seems that every time I see one online there are scores of keyboard warriors who are lining up to either trap them into saying something they shouldn't or examine their every word just to pick out the smallest of flaws. It cannot be easy wrangling us around, but thanks for trying.

You're famous! I think something like the TF2 tutorial would be good for APB, which was also made retroactively waaay after the game had been released. A small stand-alone arena with either NPC or Fake Cutouts of enemies where is slowly goes over the general aspects of the game. Instead of classes, it can be weapon types and included can be instructions on who/where to unlock these weapons. Showing off easy things like what the colours above a player name means, what it looks like to press K, what it looks like to be on a mission, what the mission tags mean, what it looks like to be on a mission and have OP, all in a nice player-friendly cage where they can't cause any trouble only to themselves.

I'm surprised he managed to enter any district.

son I am disappoint

Then draw the rest of the fucking owl. Look at this guy making friends and stuff like that shit is easy.

CAN'T WAKE UP!

Inb4 you get banned for griefing before they get banned for dethreating. You can remove them yourself in 5 6 easy steps. 0. Create a new account that you don't care gets banned. 1. Join their faction and ready up. 2. Get grouped with gold player. 3. Commence antics to get gold to TK you. (Lightly spraying gold with bullets, jumping in front of gold vehicles, doing objectives when there is no OP.) 4. Repeat step #3 until gold is disconnected for TKing. 5. Gold cannot re-enter Bronze District. You're super welcome.

You can remove them yourself in 5 easy steps. 1. Join their faction and ready up. 2. Get grouped with gold player. 3. Commence antics to get gold to TK you. (Lightly spraying gold with bullets, jumping in front of gold vehicles, doing objectives when there is no OP.) 4. Repeat step #3 until gold is disconnected for TKing. 5. Gold cannot re-enter Bronze District. You're welcome.

Yes! Eliminate Premium and just charge a monthly subscription, it worked for WoW, so what could go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a bonus it'll get rid of the "APB is P2W" argument, because everyone is paying! *maniacal laugh*

I would rather see a volume slider than a toggle, forced ear intercourse is a big no-no and I hate it with a passion but it seems a shame to outright ban everyone's theme on the case of a few pleasant fellow players. Another option would be to remove the volume slider from the Music Creator itself so no one can make their themes louder than others then have them all standardized to a non-forced ear intercourse volume level, and while I'm wishing, let's add some sort of detection system in the Creator that somehow detects repetitive tones and doesn't let the user save them at all. Or just a toggle, yeah a toggle works. I would pay money for this.

I think they should make some new contacts and increase the max rank, imo that would draw a lot of people back to the game. In otherwords I agree with the last part. As long as they're WF contacts. And speaking of cars on the Joker Store how about some more colours for these ugly brutes; Maybe add a few logos, some extra flair, give them a little personality, here's just a quick image that I totally made up just as a guide as what something that costs 10,000JT should look like:

Do you guys even Vaquero? Jeeps own those stairs like they were child-sized speed bumps in a school zone. Got to think outside the box. I think the only adjustment these missions need is an increase on the timer (not the amount of needed to win, just the time) so there can be some honest back-and-forth between bases.