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granted. but all humans are actual furry animals in the parallel universe, and instead there is a fetish for being normal humans.

 

i wish someone would come fix my rear suspension system for my car for me, so i dont have to go outside in this heat

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Granted, but you'll have to go outside to meet that someone.

 

I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c

 

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9 minutes ago, LUST said:

I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c

Granted, but you get banned from the forums

 

I wish that it was never above 20c/68f degrees hot outside or inside

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Granted on a parallel universe full of beta males :^)

 

i wish for salad bowls to return back to life

5 hours ago, LUST said:

I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c

 

You mean the tittle thing?

anyone can change it, on the edit profile option. 😄

 

edit: what the fuck, they've removed it 😧

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4 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

Granted on a parallel universe full of beta males :^)

 

i wish for salad bowls to return back to life

You mean the tittle thing?

anyone can change it, on the edit profile option. 😄

 

edit: what the fuck, they've removed it 😧

Granted, but they take over the world.

 

I wish I could do somersaults.

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Granted, but it gets lost in translation and you get salty in the summer.

 

I wish I had more time-off.

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3 minutes ago, LUST said:

Granted, but it gets lost in translation and you get salty in the summer.

 

I wish I had more time-off.

Granted, you're fired. Now you have all the time off you need.

 

I wish someone besides me knew what somersaults were.

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Granted, i now know what they are, but i wont acknowledge doing so.

summersalts when? Pretzels?

 

i wish i was better at my job so that i had a purpose in life

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Granted, but now it is your only purpose and you can no longer have any other free will but that.

 

I wish joker ammunition, had a subdivision for morning breakfast cereals, where the cereal box was shaped like a joker ammo vending machine. 

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13 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

Granted, but now it is your only purpose and you can no longer have any other free will but that.

 

I wish joker ammunition, had a subdivision for morning breakfast cereals, where the cereal box was shaped like a joker ammo vending machine. 

Granted, but the cereal tastes like bullets.

 

I wish I had a pile of gold.

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Granted, but it got acquired illegally and you are now a public enemy.

I wish I had the ability to remember anything seen once.

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Granted, but you accidentally walked in on your parents going at it and now you cant forget it.

 

I wish I could travel to different worlds.

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Granted, but in any of them you are a slave.

 

I wish Tiggs burn in hell for what she done with this game

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Granted, but it isn't visible to anyone. So it looks like it always looked.

 

I wish for a corruption of this wish.

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3 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

Granted, but it isn't visible to anyone. So it looks like it always looked.

 

I wish for a corruption of this wish.

Your wish is no longer corrupt.

 

I wish I could fly an airplane!

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Granted, but you can only fly them when you're shitfaced and wearing a bomb vest.

 

I wish that your waifu was shit.

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granted, but i have no waifu, so your waifu denial was invalid. 

 

I wish for by own pet bob

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5 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

granted, but i have no waifu, so your waifu denial was invalid. 

 

I wish for by own pet bob

Granted, pet bob now draws on everything in your house. EVERYTHING.

 

I wish that I can wish for a wish

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Granted, but the outcome might not be what you expect in return.

 

i wish for all wishes after this to be severely reversed either in form or nature.

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Granted, but they're so severely reversed, you're not even sure they were.

 

I wish someone would buy me a pizza.

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Granted, but you pet bob eats it.

 

I wish bob had more pizza.

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1 hour ago, Kewlin said:

Granted, but you pet bob eats it.

 

I wish bob had more pizza.

Granted, but I eat it.

 

I wish I had a drink to go along with it.

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2 minutes ago, -Rachel- said:

Granted, but I eat it.

 

I wish I had a drink to go along with it.

granted but it's coffee without sugar.

I wish i could create stuff from my body



 

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