Skjaeg 15 Posted May 27, 2018 granted. but all humans are actual furry animals in the parallel universe, and instead there is a fetish for being normal humans. i wish someone would come fix my rear suspension system for my car for me, so i dont have to go outside in this heat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LUST 215 Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you'll have to go outside to meet that someone. I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c Edited May 27, 2018 by LUST 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skjaeg 15 Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, LUST said: I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c Granted, but you get banned from the forums I wish that it was never above 20c/68f degrees hot outside or inside Edited May 27, 2018 by Skjaeg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellenettiel 232 Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) Granted on a parallel universe full of beta males :^) i wish for salad bowls to return back to life 5 hours ago, LUST said: I wish I could have a custom forum rank. :c You mean the tittle thing? anyone can change it, on the edit profile option. edit: what the fuck, they've removed it Edited May 27, 2018 by Bellenettiel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said: Granted on a parallel universe full of beta males :^) i wish for salad bowls to return back to life You mean the tittle thing? anyone can change it, on the edit profile option. edit: what the fuck, they've removed it Granted, but they take over the world. I wish I could do somersaults. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LUST 215 Posted May 27, 2018 Granted, but it gets lost in translation and you get salty in the summer. I wish I had more time-off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, LUST said: Granted, but it gets lost in translation and you get salty in the summer. I wish I had more time-off. Granted, you're fired. Now you have all the time off you need. I wish someone besides me knew what somersaults were. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skjaeg 15 Posted May 27, 2018 Granted, i now know what they are, but i wont acknowledge doing so. summersalts when? Pretzels? i wish i was better at my job so that i had a purpose in life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellenettiel 232 Posted May 27, 2018 Granted, but now it is your only purpose and you can no longer have any other free will but that. I wish joker ammunition, had a subdivision for morning breakfast cereals, where the cereal box was shaped like a joker ammo vending machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said: Granted, but now it is your only purpose and you can no longer have any other free will but that. I wish joker ammunition, had a subdivision for morning breakfast cereals, where the cereal box was shaped like a joker ammo vending machine. Granted, but the cereal tastes like bullets. I wish I had a pile of gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nophromoo 6 Posted May 27, 2018 Granted, but it got acquired illegally and you are now a public enemy. I wish I had the ability to remember anything seen once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michi 9 Posted May 27, 2018 Granted, but you accidentally walked in on your parents going at it and now you cant forget it. I wish I could travel to different worlds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AbuMohammad 104 Posted May 27, 2018 Granted, but in any of them you are a slave. I wish Tiggs burn in hell for what she done with this game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Excalibur! 207 Posted May 27, 2018 She turns the queen of hell and will be burning you when you get down there. I wish more dislikes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellenettiel 232 Posted May 27, 2018 Granted, but it isn't visible to anyone. So it looks like it always looked. I wish for a corruption of this wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said: Granted, but it isn't visible to anyone. So it looks like it always looked. I wish for a corruption of this wish. Your wish is no longer corrupt. I wish I could fly an airplane! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kewlin 692 Posted May 28, 2018 Granted, but you can only fly them when you're shitfaced and wearing a bomb vest. I wish that your waifu was shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellenettiel 232 Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) granted, but i have no waifu, so your waifu denial was invalid. I wish for by own pet bob Edited May 28, 2018 by Bellenettiel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoshePlays 10 Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said: granted, but i have no waifu, so your waifu denial was invalid. I wish for by own pet bob Granted, pet bob now draws on everything in your house. EVERYTHING. I wish that I can wish for a wish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiBBz 38 Posted May 28, 2018 Granted, but the outcome might not be what you expect in return. i wish for all wishes after this to be severely reversed either in form or nature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 28, 2018 Granted, but they're so severely reversed, you're not even sure they were. I wish someone would buy me a pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellenettiel 232 Posted May 28, 2018 granted, but i ate it i wish for more pizza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kewlin 692 Posted May 28, 2018 Granted, but you pet bob eats it. I wish bob had more pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Kewlin said: Granted, but you pet bob eats it. I wish bob had more pizza. Granted, but I eat it. I wish I had a drink to go along with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrM0dZ 55 Posted May 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, -Rachel- said: Granted, but I eat it. I wish I had a drink to go along with it. granted but it's coffee without sugar. I wish i could create stuff from my body Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
