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AsgerLund

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  1. Okay okay, I’ll do it. Ready for it? Here we go... HUEHUEHUEHUE!
  2. Word of advice from the top of the jungle gym... On a hot day, don’t go down the sliderinos without wearing shorts. You’ll get fiery buttocks.
  3. Whoa - you sound like you have heaps of experience from a better forum than this...
  4. Danish whole grain rye bread with: - Canned filets of mackerel in tomato sauce with mayo and chopped onions (not the server), salt and pepper - Canned liver pate with mayo and fried onions (still not the server) Then some slices of baguette from the local bakery with garlic cream cheese and Bayonne ham.
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    Sure glad I brought my helmet...
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    milestone

    ...just wipe off the drool before you put it on If I had a quarter every time I heard that, I’d be balls deep in KTTW packs.
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    Do I have to bring my own helmet?
  8. Helmet - yes. Homemade fireworks, unregistered assault rifles, and intravenous drugs - maybe. I’ll tell my fostermum to pack my bag accordingly!
  9. Do I have to bring my own helmet?
  10. Considering how many borderline special needs school level threads there have been lately from such people I have to actually agree with this. You’d miss me and my tard talk.
  11. You bunch fags, I never said I spent 50k. Personally, I think I spent about 1700 last I checked. We had 50+ active paying players at one point, all spent many hundreds, many spent more than me personally, but I know it had to be over 50k for just 2014-2016 alone... but punk patootie kids will talk shit, and not deliver as per usual. Cause well, punk patootie bitches be just that. Yeah, if I talk shit and get called out on it, I get a bit pissy too.
  12. I hope you have a frame by frame vid of my muzzle flash when i do the /fart emote.
  13. To be honest, I’d change to your faction, group up with you and just have some good old fashioned fun. Pummeling or not.
  14. Everytime I remind someone of their own failures, my e-peen grows a bit.... or a byte.
  15. You’re lucky, OP. I’ll smash you on bronze district as a max rank legit silver jerk. If you don’t feel good about yourself after that, we’ll do another round where I use a bigger gun.
  16. Pee coloured trash. My favourite colour of trash.
  17. Yeah. I'm trash. What colour trash? Asking for a friend... Crap, multiquote issue.... I’m just happy you’re posting gif’s again Holy sunshine... automultiquote!!!
  18. Back on topic. Will there be cake for the girls and bacon wrapped goodies for the men?
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