Eisena

The only threat I know off is Hell and Damnation. Seeing the Messiah making this thread doesn't help..

Quoting myself to help find temporary solutions to this problem

I think you just saved me from disaster

I prefer seafood over meat

Not really, it was just me. Single-handedly

Bottoms, tops, and deadly packages.. I like where this is going

I can't achieve Gold rank. And I have been here for over 8 years now.

Have you tried lowering the resolution or graphical fidelity yet?

If that means driving with two (or more) cars on top of each other; Yes

I would love to have a fanbase to pleasure my epeen.

I disliked 9 out of 10 posts in this thread. Yes, it is clearly not enough.

That discord thing sounds cool

Boots. Give me those, and I'll play.

A difference of 50% can easily be achieved with a player base as small as ours. My guess would be a comparison of time spent playing.

My solution for imminent deaths has always been to simply let it happen. There's no stopping it.

I did.

It's like the perfect analogy for life.

Hi. I am a piece of shit.

I am a big strong independent man. But I highly appreciate you calling me a little girl. Makes me feel special.

I don't want to do other things while waiting.. It makes no sense.

Live Fast Die Slow would have been a better title. Not that I think that's a great idea, or edgy. Just that opposites put next to each other make everything seem so nice.

I would prefer to see the majestic animal some refer to as 'horse'.

Nuh, I've got millions of APB dollars, and thousands of euros worth of digital (ingame) goods. I know what it would feel like to lose (access to) it.

It doesn't work if you quote a post. Nice try, but lacks finesse.

tbh, I wouldn't even be that upset if my account got robbed/stolen.