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Granted, but BXNNXD is alive.

 

I wish to be able to transform into anything I want, except things that would make me not be able to transform back, and not transform into things I don't want.

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grand, but nobody can see it in the right order

 

i wish i could wipe my butt instantaneously.

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6 hours ago, Vahnilla said:

grand, but nobody can see it in the right order

 

i wish i could wipe my butt instantaneously.

granted, hope you enjoy steel wool

 

i still wish for some goddamn normal socks

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granted, you are gifted socks of the holy christ. praise jesus for your newly gifted christian socks

 

i wish for something thats soft yet delicious, crunchy yet flaky. and most importantly. a mile long!

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12 minutes ago, DiBBz said:

granted, you are gifted socks of the holy christ. praise jesus for your newly gifted christian socks

 

i wish for something thats soft yet delicious, crunchy yet flaky. and most importantly. a mile long!

Granted, you spent all your life savings on it, and you're now on the edge of dying from diabetes.

 

I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.

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Granted, but new years eve was cancelled and now you are in the middle of June.

 

I wish i could substitute every pillow with an exact replica.

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Granted, but it's just a prank bro, so they all get put back before society collapses.

 

I wish I had a solid gold frying pan.

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granted, but you are required to pay for it, nonetheless also to bake me some eggs sometimes

 

i wish i could discover the square root of rood

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35 minutes ago, Vahnilla said:

granted, but you are required to pay for it, nonetheless also to bake me some eggs sometimes

 

i wish i could discover the square root of rood

Granted,

 

I wish that the 'granted' text would be visible.

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granted, but you pay a tax for each of them that gets invisible.

 

i wish for a pair of fish

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6 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

i wish for some good food

granted, but the food was poisoned and your new rescue puppy got into the fridge..

 

I wish i had a better computer

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Granted, but I wish to not wish.

 

I wish I could wish again.

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13 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

 

i wish for copious amounts of free alcohol

Granted, but it still doesn't fill the void.

I wish for die happy.

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granted, you get a set of dice that are happy

 

i wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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8 hours ago, Excalibur! said:

Granted, but you become intelectual and learn to type.

 

I wish lag and cheaters are gone.

granted, the internet will be shutting down effective immediately

 

i wish for more tv heads

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6 minutes ago, NopeTooFast said:

granted. 5 tv-shaped heads of cabbage have been mailed to you.

 

i wish for inspiration

Granted, your mind is flooded with inspiration of the fines ways to cook thinks with high in ammonia urine.

 

I wish I could control the power of probability high and low.

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18 minutes ago, MethLab said:

Granted, your mind is flooded with inspiration of the fines ways to cook thinks with high in ammonia urine.

 

I wish I could control the power of probability high and low.

Granted, your life is now boring.

 

I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.

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Just now, YoshePlays said:

Granted, your life is now boring.

 

I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.

Granted, but your wish will be corrupted.

 

I wish grass

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7 minutes ago, MethLab said:

Granted, but your wish will be corrupted.

 

I wish grass

Granted, you're a goat.

 

I wish for the person above to notice me.

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