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The greatest dialogue delivered in cinematic history in the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap.... and I don't say that lightly. You win a sausage, try not to eat it all at once.

Maybe with so much open cheating going on some people are just seeing how much trolling they can get away with or how offensive they can be. I'm sure there are people who don't actually want to play the game, they just drive about ramming players on missions, blocking roads and insulting everyone in the chat. They must think they are very big and clever but they can't correctly spell any word over four letters long. I don't engage them anymore, I felt sorry for the last troll I embarrassed.

I read the chat, the game is infested with fascist nazi fuzzy bunnies, the lowest of the low, comes with the price I guess, free game attracts the dregs

No. I wouldn't spend 2 hours collecting money, that's like a hundred thousand or maybe more, I haven't collected that much since i didn't give a shit if I got witnessed or not, was just doing it for EXP , had 14 million at one point. There was me and one other crim looting in waterfront, the crim went and got his cop, I noticed he'd gone so took my money back, this cop turned up and was ramming my vehicle constantly, he was so mad I had no cash, what a sad fuzzy bunny. Merged. I don't feel like being a fuzzy bunny and shitting all over other people's progress

Disappointing, I thought the same about SR2 and 3, the longer 3 went on the more disappointed I was with it, didn't play 4. I did enjoy making freaks, didn't see any on the trailer, just let me loose with the character creation, I'd have a trailer that would have anyone fail a try not to laugh challenge. The game looked like that cartoony kids game they advertise on telly, Fart'n'shite or something like that.

I want to know where I can get that option for Batshit Crazy in the filters for youtube videos, all I have is things like upload date and relevance.

I can go a week without unlocking anything then get 2 in 1 day and another the day after. I'm only doing a few missions a day though, Im back to looting cash for my cop character to buy a growl, 80,000 to go, should take 2 days unless thieving twat gets in the way. It's far more irritating now to spend an hour looting when max rank with 10 million and the other fuzzy bunny in the room goes gets his cop and comes and witnesses me, shoots me dead in 1/10th of a second as quick as I can blink with his OP gun. It never used to bother me because I didn't need the money, was just levelling up. Really pissed me off last night

In Citadel sometimes the chat is full of people complaining about lag, my car starts to drive itself, teleport about then I lose connection. I get lag and connection issues when using the slow free wifi but I've been using phone wifi that stays connected, still the game, mid mission becomes unplayable then kicks me back to sign in screen. Really irritating when on the last stage of a really long mission. What's more irritating is you play a half hour long mission and get shot 20 times to get a boom box or some other consumable you can buy a bunch of for spare change. I got two of them last night, sort out the rewards.

Nice superboo. I have a blue one somebody gave me once, the word subaru is backwards on one side because whoever made it included the word with the logo then mirrored it on the other door, it's only a normal 2 slot han veo too, I might as well sell it. What I want is a Coywolf but the only one you can buy at the moment comes with a name and pre set mods and red paint so I don't think you can paint it. When I bought the Vegas 4x4 I'm sure there was a plain grey coywolf with no mods you could customise. Pointless saving up JT for a gun, it'll be 2030 by the time i have enough.

All the guns are shit now because they want you to spend 50,000 JT on a gold fancy weapon but it'd take years to earn that much playing the game so give us yer money.

Meeeeeat, meeeeeeeeeeeat.

Picture blank, sad face cartoonie jobbie. Pussies. There's a little orange dot on the head because we removed a layer for the fish and didn't notice with the background. Fixed that now and flipped the image so it isn't mirrored

The mousewheel I use is pants, it sometimes cycles past the weapon you need and changes weapon when you aim so sometimes I'm trying top shoot someone far away with long range weapon and it'll change to my automatic pistol with barely any range. It can also be used as a button so I set it to grenade but when you press it he doesn't let go of the grenade and pressing it again makes him put it away most of the the time.

The opponent who I let win and score almost 4000 EXP was asking things like where to buy Joker stuff in the chat that rerolls would already know, I'm also sure they would know not to shoot me once with a sniper rifle then stand there reloading it while they are getting shot, or maybe they have even slower wifi than me.

My friend spent about 3 hours drawing a very realistic picture of the neighbours cat when she was a little kitten from a photo, the finer details took a bit longer, had to use all 100 spaces. I enlarged the image on the back of a jacket so it was just the face and it's the spitting image of the adult cat staring up at me begging for treats. I bought an espacio van to paint up with it.

I sometimes get a mission against lone bronze players who don't have fancy weapons and are easy to outshoot. I feel bad for them when they die so easily, now I'm the one with the OP weapon with mods on it spoiling everyones fun so I let them shoot me a few times and do some objectives. They probably spent the last half an hour getting 0 points against gold cheaters with crazy weapons they've never heard of and don't have a chance of buying unless they spend a load of real money on the game. Merged. I forgot about that. I think they were testing the new improved, almost indestructible, corrosion and explosion resistant Matt Scott prototype.

As tempting as it is with low grade rabbit fuel costing barely anything, I don't care how cheap he is to run, I don't want a Steven Seagull, besides he'll never fit in the cupboard under the stairs and he'll likely chew my ears off with batshit philosophical cockwaffle while attacking the postman with some kentucky fried kung fu shit. I'll wait for one of those new improved Matt Scotts, virtually indestructible I hear. He doesn't run on low grade fuel but you save money in the long run with his low maintenance costs and anti corrosion bodywork.

I like that it's a bit random. I spent 3 days trying to draw a cute little cat, I appear to have made a mean looking fat dog instead. I'm up to 75/100 symbols but whatever I do to it it wont ever be a cat so I give up, it's my fat dog symbol and that's that. Maybe next time, though everything I make looks like it's been drawn by a child, I'm not good enough at drawing to put a bunch of shapes together and create a real looking picture out of them like those artists do with pencils where they draw faces by using lots of circles and triangles and shading them, it takes me forever to create the simplest crap that looks like it's been drawn by a 4 year old.

This must be sarcasm,difficult to play against? I'm a sitting duck most of the time unless I'm teleporting out of the way which is disorientating so I usually get shot anyway. I play the game with the worlds slowest internet connection, I freeze, teleport and lag, dropping packets everywhere like a shit eating scrubber, can't even drive the car sometimes, it has a mind of it's own. I don't really care if I win or lose the mission or how many points I get, I don't like letting my team down so I do at least always try to shoot the enemy or do the objective but I'm just completing a few daily activities for JT and trying to unlock more primitives. Teamkill me all you want, you are only penalising yourself unless you don't care either.

Chunky Monkey is a term of endearment for a friend with an overactive pie arm.

Restart computer or try to open it a different way, through steam maybe Could be maintenance as it's Wednesday.

Any luck yet? You can bypass the trade ban by using mail, so if there's anyone willing to give you stuff, they can send it through the mail. I've sent vehicles through the mail to people with trade bans. What server are you on Citadel or Jericho?