Rocket Warfare Sanctions.

[Crunk 88]

If we keep firing rockets in san paro at the rate we are doing so, it could mean death for the entire human race, each shoulder-fired rocket has the power of 15 sticks of TNT, therefore if we are firing an average of 10000 rockets daily, we are releasing the equivilant of 150000 TNT, or 75 tons of TNT daily, that means in one year, we're using 27375 tons, or just under 3 kilotons of explosive power into the city. At this rate we're doing near equivilant of a hiroshima blast every 5 years!

We may cause a nuclear winter in the next 30 years if we don't stop! It's TIME TO STOP.

[Ichinose 64]

Someones just salty for getting pwned by a Volcano / Osmaw.

[Crunk 88]

9 minutes ago, vsonyp0wer-xyz said:

Someones just salty for getting pwned by a Volcano / Osmaw.

Actually I've just been watching nuke videos all day and thought it was a funny idea, thanks for making this toxic post though, really helps your public reception.

[killerskull 111]

I gave you a +1 on the title alone.

Huge and kisses from my OSMAW. If I had one. If they were permanent. Purchasable. 

[Crunk 88]

5 minutes ago, killerskull said:

I gave you a +1 on the title alone.

Huge and kisses from my OSMAW. If I had one. If they were permanent. Purchasable. 

Thank you! it was a lot of math to go through, and googling the explosive power of the average rocket, and comparing it to an osmaw explosion was a little harder than I anticipated. Found a video of the Blue Angels and a Jet Powered Semi Truck that screamed "MURICA" during the endeavor tho, was fun overall.

[vsb 6174]

34 minutes ago, CrunkGirl said:

We may cause a nuclear winter in the next 30 years if we don't stop

snow paro?

[Crunk 88]

2 minutes ago, BXNNXD said:

37 minutes ago, CrunkGirl said:

We may cause a nuclear winter in the next 30 years if we don't stop

snow paro?

*nods slowly* snow paro.

[CookiePuss 5382]

Yeah... about that whole "nuclear winter" thing.
You guys know that's just BS right?
Or a theory that at the very least, to quote MIT's Kerry Emanuel is, “notorious for its lack of scientific integrity”.

... just saying

Edited July 18, 2018 by CookiePuss

[scaredofsnakes 52]

I’m on summer break right now, so my brain immediately skips over the numbers

[Clandestine 390]

The amount of CO2 and tar coming from Osmaw and Volcano will put San Paro into permanent explosive winter. Snow Paro is coming.

[Zalman18 3]

what about bullets

[AsgerLund 1271]

DINGDINGDING, we have a full house, ladies and gentlemen!!!


Time to celebrate...

[vsb 6174]

2 hours ago, Zalman18 said:

what about bullets

one metric fuckton of bullets is fired every day in san paro

[Nymphi--DoubleDee 83]

8 hours ago, CrunkGirl said:

If we keep firing rockets in san paro at the rate we are doing so, it could mean death for the entire human race, each shoulder-fired rocket has the power of 15 sticks of TNT, therefore if we are firing an average of 10000 rockets daily, we are releasing the equivilant of 150000 TNT, or 75 tons of TNT daily, that means in one year, we're using 27375 tons, or just under 3 kilotons of explosive power into the city. At this rate we're doing near equivilant of a hiroshima blast every 5 years!

We may cause a nuclear winter in the next 30 years if we don't stop! It's TIME TO STOP.

Well... Considering that the bomb dropped on Hiroshima was only 1.5kt................................................

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Boy

[KnifuWaifu 499]

9 hours ago, CrunkGirl said:

If we keep firing rockets in san paro at the rate we are doing so, it could mean death for the entire human race, each shoulder-fired rocket has the power of 15 sticks of TNT, therefore if we are firing an average of 10000 rockets daily, we are releasing the equivilant of 150000 TNT, or 75 tons of TNT daily, that means in one year, we're using 27375 tons, or just under 3 kilotons of explosive power into the city. At this rate we're doing near equivilant of a hiroshima blast every 5 years!

We may cause a nuclear winter in the next 30 years if we don't stop! It's TIME TO STOP.

Do these calculations take into account that the Volcano fires 2 rockets? We might already be there, I know Abington Towers is foggy af. 

44 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Time to celebrate...

[Mitne 724]

San Paro needs denuclearization treaty!
I support it in international debate.

[JohnNighthawk 51]

The thing that surprises me the most about this post is the math.

Boy, I am bad at maths.

A+ for effort and big comedic value.

Edit 1: You need to add exploding cars to the equation.

Edited July 19, 2018 by JohnNighthawk

[Crunk 88]

11 hours ago, Nymphi--DoubleDee said:

Well... Considering that the bomb dropped on Hiroshima was only 1.5kt................................................

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Boy

OuO Dang my calculations were based on the fat man, I forgot Hiro was a Little Boy

Edit: wait no the littleboy is 15 KT not 1.5, the fatman is 20 KT Edited July 19, 2018 by CrunkGirl

[Darkzero3802 613]

As much as id love to see ppl use rockets less thats not going to happen, too many crutches needed.

[killerskull 111]

Grats! Ur op got all the reactions possible on the forum. Unless there are more hidden away only mods have access to  

[N66 99]

[MySodium 29]

War... war never changes

[IROCkiller 210]

if we're not careful we'll split the earth in half

[Danimal 36]

The Demilitarized San Paro would consist of us fuzzy bunny slapping and ninja kicking each other. Might be fun.

 

[Nymphi--DoubleDee 83]

9 hours ago, BlitzKitty said:

OuO Dang my calculations were based on the fat man, I forgot Hiro was a Little Boy

Edit: wait no the littleboy is 15 KT not 1.5, the fatman is 20 KT

Know what... Yer right... Mah bad. I need more coffee.

7 hours ago, N66 said:

Castle Bravo, then?

Or the Tsar Bomba?