Joker Madness Patch Announcement

[Kittaa 18]

What a flop. Pushing these stats live? Same mistake again for the third time.

 

Of course there's a new JMB. Like every new one, it has a broken weapon, that will stay broken for at least 6 months or more.

 

Guaranteed Joker Tickets from every JMB? Sounds like it defeats the purpose of getting them ingame f2p. Although I personally don't really care that much about the Joker Store entirely so.

[Queen of Love 452]

i want a JMB for this.

 

[Uhtdred 237]

i'm not good reading the new stats of guns.. can anyone help me?

 

which shotgun will be meta? JG? CSG? NFAS? THUMPER??

 

what about showstopper?

[CookiePuss 5378]

39 minutes ago, Uhtdred said:

i'm not good reading the new stats of guns.. can anyone help me?

 

which shotgun will be meta? JG? CSG? NFAS? THUMPER??

 

what about showstopper?

Shredder.

[Uhtdred 237]

5 minutes ago, CookiePuss said:

Shredder.

 

is that sarcasm??

 

i don't have it

[CookiePuss 5378]

6 minutes ago, Uhtdred said:

is that sarcasm??

Yes.

 

[Uhtdred 237]

Just now, CookiePuss said:

Yes.

 

i see many streamers using CSG, just coincidence?

 

 

[safdfsgkjhdgsjkhs 140]

2 hours ago, Uhtdred said:

i see many streamers using CSG, just coincidence?

 

 

you could go in game and try them out yourself... from my own experimenting with show stopper thunder it seems like its still powerful but actually requires you to aim better since landing partial hits isnt as forgiving as it was with the raytracing (forgive me if this is the wrong word) spread system

[TackoGirl 130]

 

who buys a Jocker box 23 in a dead game?

[iRawwwN 282]

$300 for a crown, totally worth!

[Havana 216]

Nice see some changes. But haters keep hating. Good Job LO.

[McL 10]

How are joker tickets calculated or is it random? And if it's random the probability of the amount you get is not evenly distributed, is it? Played for a few hours and didn't get more than 9 joker tickets. But maybe it's only bad luck 

Would love to get some information on that. Thanks

[vsb 6171]

2 hours ago, McL said:

How are joker tickets calculated or is it random? And if it's random the probability of the amount you get is not evenly distributed, is it? Played for a few hours and didn't get more than 9 joker tickets. But maybe it's only bad luck 

Would love to get some information on that. Thanks

previously you could receive 0-10 joker tickets per opposed mission, further split because the joker tickets are random mission rewards that compete for space with consumables, emotes, and symbol unlocks 

 

so basically even with this event it’s still possible to get 0 jt (3 x 0 = 0 after all) for completing an opposed mission as far as i can tell

[Vulyus 11]

lying c...s! The only extra jt is in ur lala land.

[CookiePuss 5378]

On 3/4/2020 at 4:33 AM, Kittaa said:

Of course there's a new JMB. Like every new one, it has a broken weapon, that will stay broken for at least 6 months or mo

Oh shit! You got to test the new weapon?
What are its stats?
What makes is OP?

 

[Kittaa 18]

8 hours ago, CookiePuss said:

Oh shit! You got to test the new weapon?
What are its stats?
What makes is OP?

 

Hey funny guy, you know the drill.

Every new JMB that got introduced to the game was just a cash grab OP gun that stayed broken for at least 6 months or more, before getting fixed.

 

[Fortune Runner 796]

On 3/4/2020 at 2:33 AM, Kittaa said:

I personally don't really care that much about anything so.

FTFY

so salty lol

 

 

On 3/4/2020 at 4:16 AM, Queen of Love said:

i want a JMB for this.

 

theme rockets i would absolutely pay for

[McL 10]

13 hours ago, Kittaa said:

Hey funny guy, you know the drill.

Every new JMB that got introduced to the game was just a cash grab OP gun that stayed broken for at least 6 months or more, before getting fixed.

 

Didn't play when the New Glory was released, but as far as I know it wasn't op back then. And now it isn't op as well? 

[Nabiki 65]

On 3/3/2020 at 12:23 PM, Solamente said:

i think @Kewlin made a more detailed post on why the new lore sucked, but my personal issue with the redhill stuff is that it’s all awful 10th grade fan fiction level even relative to the rest of apb lore - the characters are awful, the backstory is contrived, and some of the redhill lore almost directly contradicts existing lore rather than just being strangely disconnected like the specialists 

 

no amount of “freshness” makes the seemingly low effort attempts acceptable imo

 

and the new legendary (besides not actually being a legendary because joker boxes suck) would be far more appropriate for a joker gunworks release, as they already have a history of taking “inspiration” from other companies’ products

 

also i’m pretty sure most people dislike anything involving redhill more because of its sole attachment to the disastrous game mode, and little orbit dredging it up again makes it seem like they might do something awful like riot again

 

 

I had a Magical idea after reading some of your posts... why don't you apply for a job at L.O. So you can write lore content for the game to expand it then you can stop being so negative all the time almost every post you make is either negative or criticizing Little Orbit over every little thing, Most of which was Under G1's Management.

[EchoPixi 13]

RHD LS1 "Corsair" is it a joke, or what?
Taking existing weapon and making legendary out of it by changing some stats and base skin is kinda .. never mind.
I just can't imagine a player that would especially buy those new jt's not for joker tickets but to get this "brand new" legendary.
 

Not going to tell anything, will just leave this here:


I think most of players would agree that this weapon will fit better in stats you are going to put on already existing stabba.

[CookiePuss 5378]

16 hours ago, Kittaa said:

Every new JMB that got introduced to the game was just a cash grab OP gun that stayed broken for at least 6 months or more, before getting fixed.

Laughs in New Glory.

16 hours ago, Kittaa said:

Every new JMB that got introduced to the game was just a cash grab OP gun that stayed broken for at least 6 months or more, before getting fixed.

Laughs in New Glory.

16 hours ago, Kittaa said:

Every new JMB that got introduced to the game was just a cash grab OP gun that stayed broken for at least 6 months or more, before getting fixed.

Laughs in New Glory.

[vsb 6171]

7 hours ago, Nabiki said:

I had a Magical idea after reading some of your posts... why don't you apply for a job at L.O. So you can write lore content for the game to expand it then you can stop being so negative all the time almost every post you make is either negative or criticizing Little Orbit over every little thing, Most of which was Under G1's Management.

nothing in my post you quoted had anything to do with g1 but id love for you to point out a post of mine that blames little orbit for something g1 has done, i try very hard to judge little orbit based on their own merits

 

tbh i’m not sure how i’m “negative all the time” with only about 3 of my last 20 posts including critical opinions of little orbit

 

“you can’t criticize x unless you can do better yourself” is probably the single most idiotic argument against negative feedback, are we not allowed to poorly review movies unless we’re highly regarded directors? we can’t dislike music without having a song of our own in the billboard top 100? no pointing out mistakes in a book unless we’re a best selling author?

 

apb is a product and i (among thousands of other people) am unsatisfied with said product, pointing out and explaining why i am unsatisfied is entirely valid - in fact i’d say you’re doing little orbit a disservice trying to silence legitimate negative feedback, since it’s important for them to know what players have issues with and why

[Mitne 724]

Everyone were laughing from me, but meme became reality.

What I imagine when I read about new JMB weapon:

Edited March 7, 2020 by Mitne