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Fell out of my pants while I heading to class in a hurry. Jeez mom, cut me some slack and just buy me a new phone, gawd.

Someone smashed my car window to steal mine parked in a university campus. It happens. lol

This is a travesty in and of itself. I run a community with 5k members on Discord, and one thing I've learned is a lot of people are really dumb. I had a support link for the game itself and we had to remove it cause people were using it to report our private server issues there... I can't even imagine how many hundreds (if not thousands) of people just pressed one of the big buttons district buttons and sat there in an empty district for hours and then unistalled after waiting for opposition. The merge can wait until the upgrade is done. Sounds like work and stress to patch a hole that might not even need to be fixed if we just make the game not outdated trash.

Tarkov just wiped, why are you guys still here? Gosh.

Report who... The game is a ghost town. *cries in NA*

I'm literally playing MHW with 2 people I met on APB 8 years ago. The only interaction I get with other players these days are hackusations or that I'm a stupid b**** cause I killed them. Ya, it's really good. Not a spring at all.

Have you ever tried meeting some of the people that play this game? I use my microphone for the first time in years and boom: I'm getting stalked. This community is toxic trash and what's left after years of bleeding out in the dust are almost universally antisocial neckbeards who grief and throw scat at you. Big shock that someone wouldn't want to group up. It's bad enough to have an itch to play this antiquated turd, but to actively group with people that play it daily? A fate worse than death, LOL.

The point is to have someone to play with, period. Then when the game isn't out-dated and meme trash it'll fill up naturally.

You realize that people make mistakes and stop being a child by telling them to never, ever do it again, ever.

Alright, the next time you make a mistake in anything, you're no longer allowed to EVER do that sort of activity again. Simple, effective, illogical...

So true. I Kickstarted Ashes of Creation in 2017 and that game has come further along than APB has in over a decade. The new Halo is coming out and it looks gorgeous and innovative. Tarkov is getting a huge map expansion and more. I don't really understand how APB is still even accessible these days... Other than shutting it down, selling it for a bargain to LO makes a lot of sense. I really hope LO didn't pay over 2 million USD for APB's rights, and if they did, I really hope they got a decent chunk of change from selling the future rights to that other company...

It's in the store.

Game's pop is in the toilet. I think a lot of people share that sentiment, but ok whatever.

FFA R&D III

More than they have now.

Feels like a hindsight thread. In hindsight, I'd estimate they probably could have just built a new APB over 3 years and probably have more to show for it than a sphere Matt shared a little while ago. Alright, that was a bit underhanded, but honestly, I don't think they really understood just how awful APB is under the hood and underestimated how much effort it would take to fix it. They're kind of committed to fixing it now... I seriously doubt they can pack this all up and just reforge the spaghetti code from scratch, so this thread is more-or-less just reflecting on the likely more efficient path that was available when they first started off. If we're doing the whole hypothetical hindsight thing anyway, I'd have to say that if they could have bought the rights to the universe/game, then they could have let G1 keep their spaghetti monster, and then save money + time and just make All Points Bulletin 2.

They should make this the April Fool's for 2022, "we deleted all the guns due to crying, so it's the STAR only."

Or you could just take a break? Sounds like you need one. I haven't played since August, 2020. Just patiently waiting for them to update cause the game is kinda crap atm.

Because they're upset that a game they love has been absolute dog water (I personally adore the game, but let's be real - it's not exactly well maintained) for many, many years and it's a natural thing to do as a species to vent frustration. Getting emotional is what we humans do. Treating people who are upset with aggression or dismissing their emotions just makes it worse. People venting to Little Orbit costs you nothing and you claim you don't care, so why even post? It didn't help any. That's why people like Cookie shouldn't open their mouths most of the time, hence why he's been reported and reprimanded for it in the past. Little Orbit does. Any profit seeking entity cares about how its users are feeling. Stop coming here if certain threads irk you so much.

He knows, but I don't think anyone who trades this way cares.

My friend trades premium for legendaries, so... Some people want it and are willing to pay for it.

I'm shocked this still surprises anyone.

Most people haven't played in years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice try, Hex. You don't even know what it sounds like. Honestly, you're probably deaf from rigorous volcano use. So really, your opinion is far from relevant.

And the most important thing; it doesn't sound like an awful wet noodle every shot.