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  1. Not any reason to max rank anyway. Sure you can get ADV sight over hunting sight 3 and save money. but that is at the very very end of the chain (as of right now) and even then getting there is like dragging yourself over a field of barbwire. when you get to the 15 level contacts it starts taking up to 20 missions per a level. When theres a 1 in 2 chance that match will have at least 1 cheater is it worth it? theres plenty of premade on armas and in the JT store. hell now they give you all tier 3 mods for free when you beat the tutorial. Sure there only a month or two, but do you think any newbie is sticking around that long? all it really did was make it easier for cheaters to reroll. the roles are also pointless. you an get just about anything by asking in district chat or on AH fact of the matter is this game has no purpose no goal and nothing but to sit there and get a laugh out of watching 30-40 year old grown patootie men sweat there patootie off while they play their wide hip fat butt cat girl nice lady toon. You got a million options for females and every other person is cat ears bikini/adhesive bra thong and shoes with glasses and a nose ring.
  2. Most matches can be boiled down to one of several events. here is a few examples 1 you start a mission it's a 3v3 you are a gold, with two bronzes. the other side is lead by a gold, with two golds. you can try to escalate, but the other side knowing they have a free win refuses and shit talks you for "not being gold enough at the game'' 2 you get a match after waiting 5-30 mins, and you see the names on the other side, it's not good becuase you know these names, there hackers that for some reason have not been banned. SO now you wait for 5 mins while they come right to you where ever you are in the map. killing you and tbagging you while talking about how ez it is to kill you. 3 you get a match and it's a fair all around match that has legits on all sides. This is super rare to happen 4 you get a match, your teammate spends the whole 2v2 bitching about how you play while refusing to do objectives becuase they do not want to play with "low tier scum" like you are 5 you get a match with a faction helper. This guy is playing one side, while helping the other telling his buddies on the other team where you are, and what your doing while not helping to get you killed. 6 you get stuck with the toxic player who talks about how much you suck the whole match. he refuses to use anything that isn't a trouble maker, atac, ursus snipers and some times opgl/osmaw. 7 you try to use LTL. you get THAT guy on your team. for some reason the fact you DARE to use LTL on HIS team drives him to killing you and your stuns 8 you try to play fight club, you get an asylum full hackers rushing your spawns so you can not spawn in meaning you spend a 30 min match with a thumb up your patootie 9 you get asylum person runs with the obj the whole match or places it in a glitch spot. because asylum is a very VERY VERY serious map and you MUST WIN FOR THAT SWEET STANDING that you do not earn 10 you get a match you stare at it wondering what fresh hell you entered as it is a 10 v 10 11 You try minding your own business, but a wild BR needs to whisper you random portaguese you do not speak and is very likely talking rude things about your mother. 12 you get that guy who refuses to use anything that isn't an osamw AAEPD or sniper. Even if the obj area calls for smgs 13 you get the guy who whines the whole match instead of playing 14 that guy who 100% isn't marcoing with a pistol, but can fire faster then a cj3 SHAW. he is legit he has been playing for TEN WHOLE YEARS 15 people who get carried by hackers, talk trash, but the next match cry you are cheating because they got stuck with a legit player 16 social district people are wierd 17 that guy who TKs you for using his car. often carrying car bomb to blow you up 18 that person who uses percing satchels to give you the IRA experience 19 the guy who has 100 excuses as to why he isn't cheating on a R11 account but snipers you perfectly at 100M every single time and always knows where you are even 800M away i na random ally 99% of the player base has never been down. 20 getting that clan or group you just know your six ways of screwed because there is no way in hell to fight a premade with two randoms 21 baylan fight club. do i need to say anything else? 22 cheaters who only log in to ruin events like halloween or xmas 23 getting THOSE obj spots. you know the ones. where it's just not possible to get in and do it or defend it at all what so ever. 24 trying to do a mission but someone with a dump truck/vegas keeps ramming you thinking it's the funnest thing on the planet. often with annoying custom songs. 25 obj runners. Running with obj should damage the car over time. everyone who does this, even more so with a an ALIG turret, is a giant coward. 26 people who think you really care and need to PM you random insults. look honey i have received so many death threats over my playing of FE and APB i just do not care. most of you that send them are fat lazy and have not been outside your house since 2019 27 a very very rare one i have seen. People who just straight up refuse to play or TK this person for the soul fact they are *drum roll* a FEMALE PLAYER oooooooooo they got a flat spot instead of a dangler in there pants. thats something to write home about and be upset 28 people who cry about how your camping in a game about attacking and defending. i guess i am suppose to sing kumbya and let them have the obj because they said pretty please mister
  3. This game is weird. for ten+ years i have noted this game will some times go mouse? what mouse and you can move your mouse half to china and not budge a single inch. Regardless of your settings. Also noted some times you can slam and i do mean SLAM a key and the game just refuses to input it. But i'm sure instead of addressing this we will get more dusted off clothing/skins that have been in the files since 2009 and more unneeded nerfs
  4. why are you shocked? there suppose to be contracted to keep the IP up, but according to LO "we are having server problems" and then nothing for several months This isn't the first time
  5. ah crap. can i pick fallen earth being back online and stable?
  6. or the parking garge being glitched making cars objectives blowing up in fin. across from ty Or fixing your mouse or ADS not working randomly Or fixing the many many exploit spots
  7. So which one of you thought it was a great idea to sell a 1 slot 20GA shotgun on armas under premium for 30 USD not including discounts. you know people will just put IR 3 on it and call it a day right? right? you do play this game while your the owners of it's ip right? well clearly not as theres not one, but TWO whole patootie shotguns that do that for cheaper. make it a 3 slotter so we can finally have a 3 slot 20GA
  8. we already know the next "road map" will take 5-6 years and they will nerf a bunch of stuff that does not need to be nerf.
  9. lets have a week of tick test. lets see what this engine can really do. can not wiat for thing such as players moving at light speed. flying vegases and guns firing fast enough to break the sound barrier
  10. puts up market shuts down game gives apb TWO whole fucking events. imma challenge matt to a fist fight. if i win FE stays on FOREVER
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