cowhorseman

isn't fun playing a game that can be a joy and really test your skills of team work and knowledge. Just for yo uto get a match, and you see it's a 4v4, and 2 of those 4 are cheating, and you spend the whole match getting walled and aimbot. So you hope a pray LO will do something, and we get... vaults, making it harder to get items as you need a shoe horned kiosk to get your items. Even if it isn't cheaters the match making has been FUBARed. i keep seeing matches like this. enf 4. all golds all 150+, Crims 4 2 bronze 1 silver and 1 T. all them are under rank 50. and shocking the crims lose, again Honestly both games are fucked. LO is like watchign a circus, but everyone is helen kellering there way through it.

Due to the sheer number of slutty cat girls i see it should just be a spray bottle with water in it. No really what is with this game feels like a good 90% of the players go "hmmm yes i shall make a female toon, then i will put her in a bikini! mmm no to plain, a thong is more original, and to be even more original i shall add a nose ring and glasses and cat ears. no one has ever does this before! and for the final touch i'll add a cig or cigar, maybe a fishnet top and some shitty % dollar tats all across her body. hm yes yes very oringal. i'm sure no one has ever made a female like this" theres like 500 differet clothing options stop dressing like your dads name is slickback

I would like to thank EAC for being the best anticheat there is in the whole wide world. it's so great there was only a whole SIX cheaters on NA today. thats down from it's normal 8 cheaters. i'm sure EAC had something to do with that and totally not the fact this game is a dead horses skeleton being turned into bone meal while fallen earth is dust in the wind becuase LO could not find its own patootie with a flashlight. oh look at me ranting again, just assume i am drunk or something or what ever excuse makes you feel better about yourself. i hoenstly have no idea what i am writing or why i am writing this. i am bored with life and everything in it. can one of you hurry up the AI take over try and make it more like terminator and not the matrix, i don't want to be tube feed as a battery and be miserable for longer. also you ever seen a coconut crab? no? heres one

So when are you going to fix the ttiel yo ubusted? you know the one ofr an hour at N/P5 you can not get that still since it was changed to no longer being a district thing. which is still stupid, and also a blessing. Thank god theres no more P5 enfos camping double B with a stun OPGL

well if you must go mack. god speed and good luck. better then being stuck here playing these games. out of all the golds i know. i meet maybe 1 in 15 that are a legit good player.

what mack? no no it works 100% of the time! there are no speed hackers or aim bots or wall hackers in APB anymore. of a certain clan of clans who always cheats. none of that. GFAC has worked flawlessly and is fully unhackable! they just been playing for ten years and just happen to know excatly where you will spawn, and that is also why they never ever miss a shot. It's also why they use SR15/VBR and can fire it faster then a CJ 3 SHAW. Your silly mack you know that? You should just buy more joker tickets with G1C and get better at this game.

can it run any worse then it already does? i don't thing so and i need soemthing new. i got like 6 chars stuck in WF hell and i do not want to play that god forsaken map. The old spawn in get snipered by a cheater 6-7 times is annoying

You know what would be cool. if they just took fin and waterfront, and stuck them into one massive map, with a new section acting as a bridge area. then allowing us to do all contacts on one map. that would keep the whole WF vs fin debate down AND we could level freely. no more "well fuck what toon should i level today since it's week 37 of fin only". ah hell who am i kidding. LO will release some more unused content claim it's new then let the cheaters roam free like cows owning the barnyard

I said it once and i'll say it again. LO has to be the most patootie backwards company i have seen. They go out of there way to punish legit players and players who care. but will actively do anything to protect anyone who is cheating

Theres a hand full of legitment players mack. i however find it funny with the return of speed hackers and wall hackers en mass i have seen several names. a few of which i remember when the anticheat first came out went from knowing where i am 24/7 and never missing a single shot, to can not find me and missing every shot. Then they poofed, and now there back doing the same thing again. But i'm sure LO will defend them by saying they were on a break or whatever excuse they can make in ten seconds

Can the next joker weapon just be this

ah. yea i bet they flagged it as super ssneaky hacks your trying to hide inside of your devices. when all you can do is make your DPI super high and do the SHAWcopter faster, and (by god) the worst thing. change the RGB on your keyboard

what is steel series GG?

i other news speed hackers are back. so anti cheat only semi lasted for around what? 5 or so months. great job LO. Can you tell me something you guys have not fucked up in the las 5 years? i'll give you a cookie if you can.