AsgerLund

"Please Person McNugget, could you help me getting the family pack lube from the bottom shelf?"

I think I have asked this question before, but why is it okay to ask a high person to help get you something from the top shelf, but it's frowned upon to ask a midget to help you get something from the bottom shelf?

On one hand, it would be interesting to see your kneejerk bewb enlargement on all your renders applied to my char. On the other hand, I don't want to be associated to you, OP But I hope you have fun making your calendar!

I was hoping your dad would beat you up with a set of jumper cables, but I got the wrong meme.

I would like to suggest a Plastic Windmill character mod, which has the vehicle lean functionality of Blowtorch and the same dominance projecting effect as Display Banner. That would enable vehicle passengers to spread happiness to other players in the district, making APB a better and happier place for everyone.

This is a happy thread.

I used to gift my other account in exchange for lewd pictures of myself. That way I can BOGO myself... both ways.

Go get those low life griefers, homes!!!

This thread is pretty spot on. Care less about winning - care more about masturbation. The more you learn about yourself and your triggers/kinks, the better a teammate you can be. A more giving and considerate teammate.

The exception to the rule is if you have big hands.

I’ll take this over cat-ears ANY day of the week.

Thank your for creating a thread in Off-topic. Your effort to keep the scene alive is much appreciated!

As long as you dethreat organically and healthily, your high-rank silver premades on bronze district are the salt of the earth.

I was wondering how on earth I was being tossed into the tryhard category in this thread, but I’m relieved to get confirmation that I’m just a bloody noob.

We could really use a guy like Socks in Off-topic.

Please keep posting in my threads. I’ll protect you from the meanie-mods!

Off topic is dead. Do something!! Quick!!!