AsgerLund

Store the cremated remains in their own basement --> problem solved. OR erect a rockin' mausoleum/crypt with high-speed internet.

Cheers. At the cemetary?

Slightly offer-topic: the US Air Force stopped using 8-inch floppy disks to control their nuclear arsenal in June. This year.

Do I have permission to continue my line of jokes?

@Mitne heads up for the redeem code here

I’m not invested in lore, but I wish I was and I have a massive amount of respect for people who are. You earned your ‘like’ @MartinPL.

If that sentence won't set off a G1 PTSD-triggering flashback, then nothing will.

You are an idiot if you have never walked into glass doors. You are not an idiot, if you have walked into glass doors but gradually learn to open them before attempting to pass through.

But... then they would have to shut down the forums as well...

0 money

Stop pretending that you ever get out of your parent's basement!!

*better

Added bonus: Higher chance of finding redeem codes hidden in various threads.

Sleep is for easily depressed poosies. .... aaaand, some codes were given out in Financial district, according to a post above. So I could go further down the tongue-in-cheek path with a "you snooze, you lose", but in all reality, getting a redeem code is purely a question of luck. That's how unannounced limited give-aways work, and at least it's better then diddly squat.

No need for MAGA, A is already G.

Increasing the size of a pizza is around the same skill level as wiping your poohole after a poo. Git gud.

Nerfing weapons is fine, if they are too powerful. Unfortunately the weapon balancing from LO hasn't impressed me much so far. But the NFAS seems to be a bit too strong at the moment. The NTEC was definitely too strong before and needed a nerf, probably still needs a bit of fine tuning. The Yukon was bugged and fixed, which was much needed as the bugged version appeared to be almost as P2W as the Troublemaker used to be. I just don't like balancing done by rinky-dink and/or counter intuitive mechanics eg. like the NHVR.

Let's hope he learns from this valuable lesson and becomes a better person - one who does not think it's okay to cheat. And if this discourages just one out of his millions of followers from cheating, then even better.

The reaction of the CEO of the new company, when he finds out the 7 companies before him gave updates on the very same engine update:

Sooooo, we should remove all video game references in this video game?

How about implementing a double threat determined triggerbot? Every bronze player in bronze district will automatically have triggerbot against gold players. That way the bronze players are rewarded for playing in bronze and the gold players are punished. And just for the record - this is a very tongue in cheek suggestion! I know it will inflate the threat of bronze players and probably have loads of other negative consequences - as well as being difficult to code and implement (I assume). ... and it will off course be counter intuitive and over complicated for new players trying to learn the game. And I do not like counter intuitive and over complicated solutions to problems (ahem, weird heavy HVR mechanics).