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Coaching by the greatest Coach in APB. How to become a better player in 3 missions.

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I offer coaching lessons in APB.

 

I'm looking to pass off some of the greatest knowledge this game ever has to offer. 

If you're looking to get better at this game, I'll tell you everything you're doing wrong in like 3 missions.

I have access to hyperfocus.  If I'm watching you play, I can tell you where your mistakes are.  I know every single strategy in this game. I am getting old. It's time to pass off the torch.

I am Tim Duncan And Kawhi Leonard combined.  I'll teach you everything there is to know about apb.

 

I'm the best corner pusher in APB. If you're having trouble on offense, I can teach you how to attack the corner without nades.

If you want help with angle, and camera control, I know how to teach that as well.


I'm a multi-dimensional player who takes use of the best sprint shooting gun.

I have access to all of the tech.

I'm just crazy good player.  This stuff makes me smile.

I have the longest track record with the 2 burst gun.  I became a robot. I am the gatekeeper of APB. If you can beat me, you're amazing.

Find me on steam.  Find me on Discord.

If you're looking to improve, I'll tell you how to get better.

People die to my setups all the time.

I'm getting old.  It's time to pass of the torch.

Who wants it?

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I'm 32 with like 26 years of visual memory.  I don't forget anything.  Bring it up, and I have a picture.

If y'all want to attack me, whatever.  Just shows me which side you're on.

The greats know how good I am.

 

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You ever seen Steph Curry Make 18 three pointers in a row after having a drought of 10 misses.?  That's still like 60%.  60% from the three is crazy good. 

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It was fun reading this thank you for making me laugh even though I don't really need a coach!

I hope some new players will be interested in your services as it sounds very promising and fun. 😁 👍

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4 hours ago, UndeadStabba said:

It was fun reading this thank you for making me laugh even though I don't really need a coach!

I hope some new players will be interested in your services as it sounds very promising and fun. 😁 👍

Waiting for the next thread. 😀

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Shiet, that's what I would have needed years ago. Now I'm too old to learn from you. Sad.

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I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good, bad, boy

I am a day dreamer
I am a night worker
I am a risk taker
I am a self-blamer
I am a brain eater
I am a heart stealer
I am a mind reader
I am a truth finder
I am a smart cheater
I am a pain killer
I am a good teacher
I am a perfect learner
I am a backbencher
I am a new sencer
I am a soul builder
I am very anger
I know it's very danger
I am my life driver
I am a routine changer
I am a rules breaker
I start a new chapter

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On 12/4/2021 at 5:37 PM, RemoteDet said:

I offer coaching lessons in APB.
/snip/

10/10 APB meme. I think anyone you could coach, if not sarcastically, is long gone lmao

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