Coaching by the greatest Coach in APB. How to become a better player in 3 missions.

[RemoteDet 14]

I offer coaching lessons in APB.

 

I'm looking to pass off some of the greatest knowledge this game ever has to offer. 

If you're looking to get better at this game, I'll tell you everything you're doing wrong in like 3 missions.

I have access to hyperfocus.  If I'm watching you play, I can tell you where your mistakes are.  I know every single strategy in this game. I am getting old. It's time to pass off the torch.

I am Tim Duncan And Kawhi Leonard combined.  I'll teach you everything there is to know about apb.

 

I'm the best corner pusher in APB. If you're having trouble on offense, I can teach you how to attack the corner without nades.

If you want help with angle, and camera control, I know how to teach that as well.

I'm a multi-dimensional player who takes use of the best sprint shooting gun.

I have access to all of the tech.

I'm just crazy good player.  This stuff makes me smile.

I have the longest track record with the 2 burst gun.  I became a robot. I am the gatekeeper of APB. If you can beat me, you're amazing.

Find me on steam.  Find me on Discord.

If you're looking to improve, I'll tell you how to get better.

People die to my setups all the time.

I'm getting old.  It's time to pass of the torch.

Who wants it?

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I'm 32 with like 26 years of visual memory.  I don't forget anything.  Bring it up, and I have a picture.

If y'all want to attack me, whatever.  Just shows me which side you're on.

The greats know how good I am.

 

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You ever seen Steph Curry Make 18 three pointers in a row after having a drought of 10 misses.?  That's still like 60%.  60% from the three is crazy good. 

[xHenryman90x 129]

Trippy comedy!

[xHenryman90x 129]

I was the only one who replied, i'm surprised.

[UndeadStabba 0]

It was fun reading this thank you for making me laugh even though I don't really need a coach!

I hope some new players will be interested in your services as it sounds very promising and fun.  

[xHenryman90x 129]

4 hours ago, UndeadStabba said:

It was fun reading this thank you for making me laugh even though I don't really need a coach!

I hope some new players will be interested in your services as it sounds very promising and fun.  

Waiting for the next thread.

[Bambola 379]

Are you on Epal.gg?

[L0pht 28]

Can I buy your gig on fiverr?

[Crimey 8]

Shiet, that's what I would have needed years ago. Now I'm too old to learn from you. Sad.

[proxie 271]

I'm a better player than OP, DM me for pricing on coaching.

[PHM 167]

I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good, bad, boy

I am a day dreamer
I am a night worker
I am a risk taker
I am a self-blamer
I am a brain eater
I am a heart stealer
I am a mind reader
I am a truth finder
I am a smart cheater
I am a pain killer
I am a good teacher
I am a perfect learner
I am a backbencher
I am a new sencer
I am a soul builder
I am very anger
I know it's very danger
I am my life driver
I am a routine changer
I am a rules breaker
I start a new chapter

Edited December 27, 2021 by PHM

[NotTheEnforcer 222]

On 12/4/2021 at 5:37 PM, RemoteDet said:

I offer coaching lessons in APB.
/snip/

10/10 APB meme. I think anyone you could coach, if not sarcastically, is long gone lmao

[JustABotGamer 0]

A Choach Lesson ohhh , I realy need it,  i'm a bot in the game

[failsure 0]

me and my boys want your service, please dm the price

[Sniperturtle 65]

Dude thinks he's old. Mind you i thought that too when i hit 30.

[Tumbies 71]

What a joke lol 

Edited January 22, 2022 by Tumbies

[Thaumaturge 83]

Why would you make this?

[Lylith 8]

On 12/4/2021 at 2:37 PM, RemoteDet said:

I'm getting old.  It's time to pass of the torch.

I'm 32

Dude, screw you. I didn't need this. 

[Gusvato3080 75]

Just spam switch shoulder to git gud lol

[ZoriaDunne 327]

Not hard to be the best coach in a game with 200 players.

[RemoteDet 14]

On 6/30/2022 at 11:13 AM, ZoriaDunne said:

Not hard to be the best coach in a game with 200 players.

profesional basketball has that amount of players

say that to greg popovich

 

bet you won't

 

https://clips.twitch.tv/ShyAdventurousRutabagaPeteZarollTie-MuCpLvEOfcD43nGA

 

 

Edited July 2, 2022 by RemoteDet

[ZoriaDunne 327]

14 hours ago, RemoteDet said:

profesional basketball has that amount of players

say that to greg popovich

 

bet you won't

 

https://clips.twitch.tv/ShyAdventurousRutabagaPeteZarollTie-MuCpLvEOfcD43nGA

 

 

profesional basketball has profesional players.

[RemoteDet 14]

45 minutes ago, ZoriaDunne said:

profesional basketball has profesional players.

can you tell me who the goated H o F player is now?