as a hypothetical, what would you do if you needed to hide a body

[Aeronaut]

i need some hide and seek tips

Edited May 21, 2020 by Aeronaut

[WEISSDEATH]

Depends on how much time is available; I’d rather just destroy the corpse and get rid of any evidence. 

[Mitne]

"Hypothetically"

Well let's see there several ways to approach it.

You can just simply bury body in place rarely used. Middle of desert, forest or any wilderness would work. Just bury it deep.

Burying in buildings also work if you are in hurry, you just need to make sure while you are alive, this building is at your disposal, otherwise you might find yourself faced with dirt from past.

You can also try to disvolve it in acid and get rid of what product is left from it somehow, burn in to ashes and spread somewhere. But yeah, the best would be preventing rotting, human rotting got this stench which every other human is able to detect.

 

But just word of advice, don't. 90% of kills happens to relatives of murderer. Family is always primary suspect and if other evidence than body will still align, you might still be framed for murder.

Ignore and distance yourself from nuisannces, kill only in absolute self-defense.

Edited May 21, 2020 by Mitne

[Queen of Love]

did u killed your dog?

[NotZombieBiscuit]

Eat it

[_chain]

turn into manageable bits, burn (you'll need a lot of heat because you don't want the meat to cook, you want it to burn), dispose of the remaining bones by grinding into dust and burying away.

Edited May 21, 2020 by _chain

[MrChan]

 

(Brick Top needs to be an APB contact)

[Bellenettiel]

On 5/21/2020 at 1:03 PM, NotZombieBiscuit said:

Eat it

damn it, i was going to suggest that

[Aeronaut]

33 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:

damn it, i was going to suggest that

let's use an average 20 year old american man that weighs 197.9lbs. 

apparently bone weight takes up 15% of a body.

leaves you with about ~168lb of meat.

 

a human can eat anywhere between 3-5lbs of a food a day.

lets do 4lb a day.

 

if you didn't cook the meat:

168 / 4 = 42 days until it's all gone

 

if you did cook the meat, you roughly lose 25% of water weight during the cooking process:

168 * 0.25 = 126lbs

126 / 4 = ~31.5 days

 

best case scenario, you take a month trying to hide a body by eating it.

but zombiebiscuit is really fat so it'll honestly take her only a week max tbh.

 

 

 

...man i better not be put on a list.

 

[Bellenettiel]

3 minutes ago, Aeronaut said:

let's use an average 20 year old american man that weighs 197.9lbs. 

apparently bone weight takes up 15% of a body.

leaves you with about ~168lb of meat.

 

a human can eat anywhere between 3-5lbs of a food a day.

lets do 4lb a day.

 

if you didn't cook the meat:

168 / 4 = 42 days until it's all gone

 

if you did cook the meat, you roughly lose 25% of water weight during the cooking process:

168 * 0.25 = 126lbs

126 / 4 = ~31.5 days

 

best case scenario, you take a month trying to hide a body by eating it.

but zombiebiscuit is really fat so it'll honestly take her only a week max tbh.

 

 

 

...man i better not be put on a list.

 

maybe a bit of mayo idk

[Mitne]

On 5/23/2020 at 3:30 AM, Bellenettiel said:

maybe a bit of mayo idk

or make human burgers and sell them to your local market.

Humans after all taste a bit like chicken.

[Bellenettiel]

4 hours ago, Mitne said:

or make human burgers and sell them to your local market.

Humans after all taste a bit like chicken.

i thought they tasted like goat meat or something like that

[Mitne]

21 hours ago, Bellenettiel said:

i thought they tasted like goat meat or something like that

I think it depends on source of meat.

[Aeronaut]

4 hours ago, Mitne said:

I think it depends on source of meat.

i think it's highly unappropriate for you to ask me where the source of my meat is.

[BrandonBranderson]

Consume it to gain its power.

[Bellenettiel]

3 hours ago, BrandonBranderson said:

Consume it to gain its power.

bath in their blood for immortality

[Amayii]

After discussing this thread with the staff, they have decided that this topic is not appropriate for these forums even if started as a joke.

 

As a direct result I will be locking this thread.

 

~@mayii