NotZombieBiscuit

That sound's like a great way to lose even more population.

I play APB on my computer, not the window.

Hmm

I think I just unlearned my decades worth of mathematics teaching.

Both east and west already have more players than BR. Japan had even less than that.

Don't worry. I'll be here until the end of the game. Or if I die.

Na. Population won't get high enough to make it worth it. Even if they do spin up districts in that region they will be close to dead.

Whoops I read that as it makes your accuracy worse. Still shit cause you lose health.

Makes it even worse than fragile is now.

Maybe we are finally having what all of us deep down inside hope. The end.

I can never leave.

I'm always here.

*stares at my constant 100 fps*

Don't make montages on potato graphics. Stop fast forwarding so much. Like the entire thing is playing at 2x speed. Where is the funny? Why did you add event clips?

The old tutorial didn't put you in to player missions anyway. It put you in to solo missions that were enough to level the contacts.

Coincidentally I just ran in to my first valorant cheater today.

Maybe we should just ask cheaters nicely to stop cheating.

To me that seems more like a webdev messed up the backend in their wordpress dashboard rather than an actual hack.

Would you say Hyji is your favourite artist? ara ara

No.

I'm still salty about some of the contact changes like 9 years ago.

Oh no I agree. The accuracy system was a joke. But it's still stupid strong as fuck. 850 damage is pants on head retorted.

Creme de le crime is fun if you have like 7vs7, but onyl because its chaos. Other than that its trash. Just make all the items in the fianl stage spawn all at once randomly about and the mission is fixed.

Legit 1v1 matches are gone. Those are 2v2 missions with only two people.

Fuck, you're right.