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Hmmm... a move to Cali might be nice.

If only competence could as well.

Not even paid staff know the rules. ... hilarious

Xenophobia is fun.

I gotchu fam...

jUsT aDd bOtS

Yeah but, why do we have so many characters? I feel like thats our fault not theirs.

Used to love vids like these. RIP APB.

Literally what? This is some next level xFiles conspiracy bullshoot right here.

The issue is with clueless and poorly trained GMs.

"feminine features are ok, banana vag and butthole are not" ... seems pretty simple, Hex.

The event will still run the full 2 weeks.

Ahh the classic excuse for all things APB... "Its not the worst Ive heard of. "

Swear to god, if they make @AsgerLund cover up those magnificent moobs... Im done.

Oh, I see where you are mistaken now. You assume players are abandoning missions for an advantage when In fact we just dont want to play shitty, unfun missions. There, feel better now?

Nearly 1,000 applicants and several months later... and this is the best we can do. LO/10 job guys.

Im pretty sure that anyone can use /abandonmission or spam /cointoss. Its not our fault some missions arent fun.

Inb4 "they just misunderstood the question" ... again

Force players to play missions they hate, that will save APB!!!

Imagine that, yet another GM unfamiliar with the rules. ... shocking

Dont knock it til you've tried it.

Not worth.

Comparing one game series a guy created to another game he created... how strange.

I dont think I can name more than one or two missions, and maybe 3 contacts... 5,000+ hours btw.

Every time one of these threads pops up, I cant help but imagine a bunch of like 14-15 year old gamers, all excited to play their favorite game APB after a long day of Jr High. I dunno why.