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  1. your assumption may take place . no one knows what the new owners will do . few people know what should come out of this project as a whole . underestimated opportunities, forgotten developments, ignorance of history ........
  2. this commercial has several options : advertising project . I'll find the link and show you what I think is the craziest thing in the history of the game .
  3. yood

    There are many

    « Go in the train hare, Fox, wolf and bear. Only a part was broken — the hare grabbed the guitar, hit the strings and yelling: — We go, go, go, in nature-two cars! And so for an hour. The first could not stand Fox: "Scythe, shut up, will you?" Hare: — Well, let's go outside! Exited. They came back-a Fox with a black eye and does not look at anyone. And the hare again: — We go, go, go, in nature-two cars! The wolf could not resist: "Hey, squint, are you fucking crazy?"! — Well, let's go outside! Have returned — on wolf living seats there is no, huddled on the seat next and speaks out. And the hare again: — We go, go, go, in nature-two cars! The bear rises: — All right, oblique, got game: now you'll have to deal with me! Fox (timidly): "Misha, don't touch him. They are there in nature two cars… » — Joke You thought you were dealing with a single enemy. The enemy either seemed insignificant, or by desperate efforts was defeated. In General and a whole, itself serious threats he still/already bear could not. Here only it turns out he was not alone. Many of them. Very much. With the wick bolted-when it was thought that there were more than one opponent, but it was not expected that their untold hordes. In short, you relaxed early. Although, of course, often acts law conservation ninjutsu, and many opponents will weaker, than players the same type. Often the true number of enemies is revealed at the very end within The framework of R. L. Stein's twist, and sometimes they can form a Gestalt. Well, in some cases, this situation is related to the famous " do you want two hundred and twenty?» Against one-one missed. And sometimes they are used simultaneously. Where it occurs Folklore The same anecdote about the hare — or rather, two cars of hares! "from the epigraph." There is a witty version where all the characters are replaced by Neo, Morpheus, Trinity and agent Smith, who is "two cars" in one person. Obscene parody of Mikhalkov's fable " the Hare in the hop»: « ... Here Hare whistled couple of times, A Horde of hares came down And the lion such lyuley rolled in That he forgot, where meadow, where wood, And patootie in Africa took off! » — Parody of the trope-anecdote about the Russian hero, over and over again causing a fight a hundred thousand Chinese. "Don't go, there are two of them!". And another version of the parody, this time on behalf of the Germans :" we are five, and the Russian twenty-five, and both in felt boots!» Another anecdote about cowboys who killed an Indian for a scalp (a scalp is a reward) and pitched a tent in the middle of the Prairie. The next morning, one of them wakes up, comes out of the tent, and around the apparently invisible Indians, and all in a rage. Cowboy climbs back into the tent and wakes up a friend: "Joe, get up! Get up, we're rich!!» « The Chukchi declared war on the Chinese. Comes the envoy from the Chinese: "Chukchi, what are you doing?" You same and a half hundreds of, and us — billion! - Yes! For good reason we you war declared, however! Where are we going to bury you all? » - Author unknown Literature Roman Zlotnikov, "Gron" - the fact that Gron is able to beat a three-thousandth army tenfold superior enemy, the Order and the Gorgos Empire controlled by him learned during the first war. And during the second found out, that Gron still and mobilize a hundred thousands of people can. "How to kill a monster" by R. L. Stein-the heroes miraculously overcame the swamp monster and fled from home to the swamps... Only it turned out that dozens of his relatives live there. It's the same in the Revenge of the garden gnomes: the heroes thought they were dealing with only two nasty gnomes, then they said that six more were locked in the basement of the store, and that they would leave if the heroes let their comrades out. Heroes climbed into the basement... where they were waiting for at least six hundred dwarves, eager to torture them to death for fun. His "I am your evil twin": the hero confronts his evil twin and decides that his scientist uncle illegally cloned him. Wanting to find out the truth, he goes to his uncle's laboratory, where his clone is waiting for him... and three more clones... and a clone of his uncle himself! Prince of Nothing — when the Great Ordalia broke over the ruined walls of Gorgoderina, it became clear that, first, inside waiting for the Horde of barragem full of choirs and therefore invulnerable to magic, and second, Heath was Sigogo hiding countless hordes Trankov, ready to hit Ordalii in the back. "Dossier Dresden" — in "Selling the skin" Dresden somehow rebuffed ONE naagloshii. In the future it turns out that in the Limit of a Demon contains them "in kind two cars" — and they're still the most harmless. "And dawns here quiet..." Boris Vasilyev: on interception of two noticed German saboteurs the foreman Vaskov detached with himself five little girls, believing that it should suffice with interest. Only there were sixteen spies… And film adaptations. Vladislav Krapivin, " Islands and captains. Heirs" - somehow bored at recess eighth grader decided to scare for fun caught under the arm of the second grader. But he hadn't considered that in this second grade it was customary to stick together and help each other in all circumstances. "A hundred mice will eat any cat. Especially if they are burning with righteous anger. These blazed." "Basement" by Richard Lymon-intelligent Larry, injured by the beast as a child, hires a Hitman to kill the vile creature. Using a pedophile maniac as bait, they take the beast by surprise and kill him... But in a moment of triumph, Larry becomes the victim of another beast. And soon it becomes clear that due to the preferences of the hostess and her daughter these creatures there is a whole brood. His "Night without end": a young jodie sees her girlfriend, which she stayed overnight, pierced by a lance which penetrated into the house maniac. She quietly penetrates into the room of her friend's brother, wakes him up and says that she must run, but then the maniac enters the room. Jody manages to smash the villain's head with a baseball bat... except it's not the maniac. And when you try to get out of the house it turns out that these thugs a gang. "The Supreme witch" by Olga Gromyko. Having followed the "animated corpse", Volha overhears the conspirators. Deciding to grab them red-handed (otherwise ghyr prove that not mistaken), breaks into the room. But there are not a few of them, but a dozen. It was necessary "to the witch struck by quantity of knights" to tear claws. Christopher Bunch, Alan "Stan" Cole. One of the minor characters of Scottish nationality throughout the book trying to tell a story about a lone hero, calling to fight the best (fighter, squad, platoon, company...) of the enemy army. All who accept the challenge are defeated. At the end of the book, the tale is finally told. "It's an ambush, sir! There are two of them!» Prequels "Ender's Game" - the first trilogy of prequels tells the story Of the first war with the Formics/buggers. The huge starship was barely overpowered by the forces of the whole Earth. In the epilogue, the Navigator scans images from long-range telescopes and discovers a gigantic mother ship in the process of being converted into a huge fleet of similar starships. Turns out that first starship was just a scout ship. Less than five years before the fleet arrived. Cinema "Strangers" same! And Predators-Mike Harrigan from the second film, to put it mildly, was not happy to find that he had just barely filled up one alien, surrounded by a dozen similar ambals. Aversion: fortunately, they proved with concepts — winner need to not to beat crowd, and respect. Gremlins, too! Series "Phantasm" - in each series, the characters with great difficulty overcome the demonic Giant, and each time he appears again. It turns out that on the red Planet, many thousands of them were riveted by the polar method, and it is worth destroying one, as soon as the next one is sent to Earth. In the fifth part, wanting to break Reggie's morale, the Big man directly beats the trope-shows the rows of his spears stretching to infinity. Space Truckers-unethical scientist Nable created for the main villain of the film Saggs combat biomechanical robots in the amount of five thousand (!) pieces'. Despite the fact that one such without any problems is able to make prepared for the defense of a military base with armored vehicles and air support, and to capture the Land enough hundreds. Horror film "Vile type" 2006 (in the original — "Abominable"): bloodthirsty Yeti defeated, the heroes are taken away in an ambulance, and the police remain to inspect the scene of the massacre. What are those lights flashing among the trees? These are not lights, these are the eyes of a whole Horde of yetis, who came to avenge a murdered brother. And in another horror movie about the Yeti - "Primitive rage" - the hero, having dealt with a hairy hominid, gets a few arrows in the chest... and looks with horror at three more of the same pigeons coming out of the trees. "Star wars: a New Hope" - during the flight from the "Death Star" Han Solo cheerfully chased a small detachment of stormtroopers, and as soon as he came across a platoon, just as cheerfully rushed back. The gag is intentionally, as a reference, repeated in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. In the role of Khan and Indy — the same actor. A well-known George Lucas — and the main author of "Star wars", and the mastermind of the franchise about Indiana Jones. "Four-wheel drive" - villains brazenly urinated on the Bedouin, not knowing that his tribe for the nearest dune. Mortal Kombat - after Liu Ken, johnny cage and Sonia Blade scattered several Shang Tsung fighters, Raiden appears, maliciously congratulates them on their victory and asks "Well, what will you do with these?", pointing to the armed crowd standing behind them. However, fight not had to. "The mummy" Stephen Sommers-Imhotep great gave the main characters a light, but that's what he climbed to the aid of his mummified priests, they did not expect. "The mummy returns" - with a wick. The medjai knew in advance that they would have to fight the army of Anubis, and even it was taken away, but Ardeth Bey understands that something is wrong, too easy was given the victory and does not pull this army to the apocalyptic threat. And sure enough, they had killed only one squadron, and the main force was already rushing at them, covering the desert to the horizon. "Night of the living dead" by George Romero-Barbara mistook the scary man who attacked her and her brother in the cemetery for a raving sex maniac. Fleeing from him, she managed to get to the farmhouse and locked herself inside, and when she looked out the window, there were several similar beauties trampling along with her pursuer. And that was just the beginning! "Reanimator" Stuart Gordon-beheaded by Herbert West, Dr. hill, on which Herbert tried his serum to revive the dead, knocked out the offender, took supplies of serum, and then caught the girl Dennis, Herbert's neighbor, and with her took refuge in the morgue. Herbert and Dennis came to the morgue to stop this mess. "And what will you do to me?"— asks the mocking head of Dr. hill. "I'm prepared," Herbert replies calmly. "Me too," the head responds, after which all the corpses stored in the morgue suddenly jump up and attack the heroes. Teenage mutant ninja turtles (1990) - Danny Pennington, accidentally bumping into several robbers in a store, whipped them. And it turned out that there are still a dozen, fortunately arrived Turtles. "Back to the future" - the scene where Biff's friends in 1955 shove Marty into the trunk of someone's car. When the Negro owner of the car appears and begins to be indignant, he is sent, they say, get out, *****. In response, the entire jazz band emerges from the car: "who are you calling a *****?!". Bullies will retreat. The moral of this fable is as follows: Crowd "extinguish" even a lion... Here is only lion in themselves will come, He would settle scores with everyone. And everyone who " extinguished», Learns the power of the lion's forces.
  4. upload photo upload photo upload photo the sale of weapons can not affect your experience
  5. initially many weapons from series of Staba was universal, for both factions . criminals have already tried this weapon with the original version players could even try the experimental version criminals can use a heavy machine Nulander Pioneer Q134 ?? yes ! why can't criminals use Stabb's series weapons ?
  6. purple, blue modifications are also an important part of gameplay and tactics
  7. there are many designed, made, tested events that will be in the closet LO . to recruit bad people volunteers in GM and then wonder why they are so bad . attract new customers : Razer , twitter , facebook , twitch , ytub all on 99 G1 . during the game with G1 I had no problems with the support, rules and tactics of the game . with the arrival of LO. it took lo: 3 bans accused of killing team partners, ignoring the mission, blocking gameplay . Hello. have arrived ,
  8. the use of weapon modifications is very personal . all modifications of the old . there is nothing new .
  9. time does not matter here, the law enforcers can obtain the income is not playing in FС or mission . the thread itself is dedicated to Stubb .. a series that allows you to do too much abuse .
  10. yood

    GM's

    lot of extra . your problem doesn't need a GM . the only solution to your problem is a ticket to support .
  11. the enforcer can't collect any cars and hand them over to the evidence service for cash ? why can't criminals attack an enforcer who has money ? attack, take and divide .
  12. there's nothing funny about it . this realistically do . Stabba's series is Bound to appear in crime . the old theme is a very problematic thread you're wrong
  13. is victory important to you ? )) come to the silver arena, gather gold in a full package and start to win silver, bronze, TLV what is the problem? there is a working system . the system says you're gold-go play in the gold district .
  14. the analysis of obtaining medals is more accurate than a simple set of ranks .
  15. in the closet 125 seats, 125 guns . there is no place to buy .
  16. there are many words . Current issue: skill level gaps between levels / threats are currently too large, the problem is abuse . clans play against single players ( Packed groups play against noobs who don't even have all stock weapons )
  17. blue modifications are interesting but little used
  18. gold comes to win, he needs a victory, gold will always play in the maximum package and only in a team with strong players . never use maximum packaging and always play in a team with weak players . without suppose . gold has no place in the silver district . I saw as silver bells 255 LV., killed unarmed gold players in the silver district .
  19. It makes sense. the system should be based on medals . which needs to be finalized, take into account the difference of weapons, levels, ratings, ranks ..... problem matches under the matchmaking system are delivered by private (ready-made ) groups . solo players receive in team only cargo 200 .
  20. in this case, I'm silver . 10 LV which decided to play in silver district . 7 gold, one silver . you're trying to legitimize your abuses . in no store can you buy a gram of gold for the price of a gram of silver .
  21. no color. - APB / Matchmaking work / 2 golds in private group V 2 Tlv / Tlv press help , receives 25 lv silvers stock weapons ., / gold press B receives 250 lv golds in maximum packing .. / 0-0-9-0 0-1-15-0 / MATCH OFF ALL TKS . what do you mean? there are three options for ending the match win, lose and draw . how many matches have you had in a draw, a lot ? Merged. the matchmaking system should work correctly Merged. silver arena . what am I doing here? at this time, I can not fully assess the integration of servers . for some reason . saw the situation of the citadel after the merger ,3 full area . opponents of the teams in most cases mixed . prevent clan hyenas .
  22. the balance of weapons in teams is always very different . the matchmaking system works-player on player, team on team . it does not take into account all other parameters-weapons, what kind of machine skills in your teams, communication,....... one question how long have you played the match in a draw ?
  23. it was an interesting game
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