CookiePuss 5378 Posted May 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vnight said: Glad to see the "love", its not like i was expecting any new record you know I mean i am just a troll after all NEVER! And i mean EVER expect any credit for any sort of contribution or whatever, in fact i don;'t even really know why am i still around here anymore.. i'm kinda tired of trolling myself... but its the only thing efficient enough around here... being nice is not an option. Try to be good, and everybody will abuse you one way or another... not sure but in order to reach my new low, i will still need a few years of surviving. Hopefully i won't get banned till then But every time i get such a compliment, i'm grateful, so thank you for considering me a new low, its a good thing for me You'd have to try pretty hard to get forum banned. Lixil is pretty chill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Westford 167 Posted May 22, 2019 I read the OP's initial post with great interest and mild concern. @NotTheEnforcer made a great point that "Google" may not always be our friend. I ran the OP's post through multiple translation websites, with no success. I was almost ready to give up all hope, until I found a "Universal Translator" on a Star Trek Fan web site. The resulting output was most disturbing. Not something that can be shared in any public venue. @Vnight, my first initial thoughts were that an increase in dosage of your current medication might be the right approach. But after re-reading the translation a few more times, I honestly don't have any guided measures that you could follow. Understandably, I too have been told to "git gud", on more than one occasion, and yes ... I try .. I really do try .. Some may even call me a TRYHARD, but the list is very short. So my heart is out to you brother ,.,,, I feel your pain. You are not alone... and your voice will not be silenced in the dark of night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vsb 6171 Posted May 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, CookiePuss said: You'd have to try pretty hard to get forum banned. Lixil is pretty chill. god its taking forever tbh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatInTuxedo7 14 Posted May 22, 2019 Good to know I am not the only who doesnt underastand anything this dude wrote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ydiss 15 Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) This is a rough translation when the text is run through Ydiss translator: "There is no hope for this game. Will RIOT save it? No? But I am pleased because it means I don't have to keep playing just to be gold threat cannon fodder. I will never play again whilst you [gold players] are playing, you hold no power over me. You are all cheaters and liars. You may claim you are not but even if you do admit it, it'll be just the same as the past several years [no change]. That is if the game even lasts as long as it'll take for you to admit it. The only reason I'm still here is to enjoy your suffering. I wonder why you stay when you suffer so much. But suffering is a good teacher. I have never suffered without learning something from it. But go figure. When the suffering is about something as common as playing a game, you neither gain nor lose anything for that matter." Edited May 22, 2019 by Ydiss 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CookiePuss 5378 Posted May 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ydiss said: This is a rough translation when the text is run through Ydiss translator: "There is no hope for this game. Will RIOT save it? No? But I am pleased because it means I don't have to keep playing just to be gold threat cannon fodder. I will never play again whilst you [gold players] are playing, you hold no power over me. You are all cheaters and liars. You may claim you are not but even if you do admit it, it'll be just the same as the past several years [no change]. That is if the game even lasts as long as it'll take for you to admit it. The only reason I'm still here is to enjoy your suffering. I wonder why you stay when you suffer so much. But suffering is a good teacher. I have never suffered without learning something from it. But go figure. When the suffering is about something as common as playing a game, you neither gain nor lose anything for that matter." Whoa... That was kind of deep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 22, 2019 Im still here just because i always loved APB, so, i will stay here until the end of it, until the last second. See you in game (maybe) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fortune Runner 796 Posted May 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, AlishaAzure said: Im still here just because i always loved APB, so, i will stay here until the end of it, until the last second. See you in game (maybe) Sounds like " kill ya later" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMoneyFirst 66 Posted May 22, 2019 19 hours ago, Yood said: what don't you understand ? the forum participant is upset by the chaos in the game and the inability of developers and the community of players to find a compromise solution to make the game comfortable . The only solution is a true gamer that understand what is to have fun and experienced apb to some degree that can lead the game without listening to the community because each member has a different opinion of what is correct. I spit here and there things that could ojbectively improve the game from my experience of non stop playing the game for years. Ofc i didnt expect to take me seriously even in obvious points that the game needs desperately... I said this (about the community) even directly to some person i wont name but i been given a smart answer. From that moment i knew things could end wrong (not just by this sign but others). So i am pretty tired of reading retards saying "we need more communication and listening to the community". Conclusion: there is no saving it imo... UNLESS engine upgrade is really happening, meaning that critical things like hit reg or other core game issues will be FIXED; cheaters are dealt with for once and all and prevent them to reroll at any costs; find someone (i dont know who, just find someone lol and gl there) that can help improve the game for real and not some shitty "balances" that crap on weapons and give a middle finger to people who put some kind effort into them (to make it better and more enjoyable, not nerf fest or focus on negative points). After all that slowly introduce new content into an angry and tired "community" (i wouldnt even call that to this) [Removed non PG13 appropriate content] ~@mayii That would be my last attempt to give a serious opinion because i know everything is wasted into the void. Merged. 7 hours ago, Ydiss said: This is a rough translation when the text is run through Ydiss translator: "There is no hope for this game. Will RIOT save it? No? But I am pleased because it means I don't have to keep playing just to be gold threat cannon fodder. I will never play again whilst you [gold players] are playing, you hold no power over me. You are all cheaters and liars. You may claim you are not but even if you do admit it, it'll be just the same as the past several years [no change]. That is if the game even lasts as long as it'll take for you to admit it. The only reason I'm still here is to enjoy your suffering. I wonder why you stay when you suffer so much. But suffering is a good teacher. I have never suffered without learning something from it. But go figure. When the suffering is about something as common as playing a game, you neither gain nor lose anything for that matter." Thanks a lot, i allways wondered what was he trying to say and allways been left with the doubt. You've got some serious skills dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Havana 216 Posted May 23, 2019 And if my Aunt had balls she'd be my Uncle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOppositePolarBear 93 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/22/2019 at 10:04 AM, Ydiss said: This is a rough translation when the text is run through Ydiss translator: "There is no hope for this game. Will RIOT save it? No? But I am pleased because it means I don't have to keep playing just to be gold threat cannon fodder. I will never play again whilst you [gold players] are playing, you hold no power over me. You are all cheaters and liars. You may claim you are not but even if you do admit it, it'll be just the same as the past several years [no change]. That is if the game even lasts as long as it'll take for you to admit it. The only reason I'm still here is to enjoy your suffering. I wonder why you stay when you suffer so much. But suffering is a good teacher. I have never suffered without learning something from it. But go figure. When the suffering is about something as common as playing a game, you neither gain nor lose anything for that matter." well, a "rough translator" is better than google translator ^^ thanks for your service, i tried to understand what he said and the messenge was completely diferent. still, why is the guy that is supposed to "see us suffer", seems to be the one suffering the most? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neophobia 216 Posted May 27, 2019 (edited) https://www.reddit.com/r/ihadastroke i had one trying to read this (obviously) Edited May 27, 2019 by neophobia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romique 6 Posted May 27, 2019 that was very hard since im not native english speaker.....booom my brain is very hot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fortune Runner 796 Posted May 28, 2019 can you guys let this troll roadkill thread just die please. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrandonBranderson 672 Posted May 28, 2019 18 hours ago, Romique said: that was very hard since im not native english speaker.....booom my brain is very hot It didn't make any sense in English either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites