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i feel like a rear bumper, i keep getting hit and broken, and i get "fixed" with tons of colourful stickies to hide the pain

 

i'm just an empty mono body with no wheels

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If you could be more specific about which of your daddy issues require our help, then we can more easily direct you to the correct sub-forum. We have experts on all kinds of daddy issues here on the forum, both from the daddy point-of-view and from the receiving end.

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1 minute ago, AsgerLund said:

If you could be more specific about which of your daddy issues require our help, then we can more easily direct you to the correct sub-forum. We have experts on all kinds of daddy issues here on the forum, both from the daddy point-of-view and from the receiving end.

all of them?

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being a rear bumper isnt so bad you get to travel, you have no expenses, and you save lives

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42 minutes ago, Pinpuce said:

all of them?

 

4 minutes ago, Solamente said:

you save lives

There you go. Proper expert advice.

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7 minutes ago, Solamente said:

being a rear bumper isnt so bad you get to travel, you have no expenses, and you save lives

excuse me? are you invalidating my problems?

 

 

????

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1 minute ago, Pinpuce said:

excuse me? are you invalidating my problems?

 

 

????

ur just a fucking bumper where do you get off using big words like that

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Solamente said:

ur just a fucking bumper where do you get off using big words like that

 

 

see? SEE?

 

SEE WHAT I MEAN

 

NOBODY CARES ABOUT A BUMPER

 

JUST KEEP HURTING ME CARELESSLY

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i want to make a joke about carbon monoxide and mufflers but im afraid i'll get a forum warning

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1 minute ago, Solamente said:

... im afraid i'll get a forum warning

Such a wimpy rear-bumper attitude.

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2 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Such a wimpy rear-bumper attitude.

im not a bumper at all im actually a chrome bull bar

 

the superior vehicular attachment 

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NOT THE HORSES COME ON MAN WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU YOU MONSTER

 

: ( 

 

horses are life ok dont do that

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Only difference between a back bumper and front bumper is perspective. Self pitty is poison. Man up!

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get off the internet bro this place aint for you

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How are you feeling today bumper?

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4 hours ago, _chain said:

How are you feeling today bumper?

so many nice pastel colours on me

thank you stickies

end me

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On 9/9/2019 at 7:01 AM, Solamente said:

being a rear bumper isnt so bad you get to travel, you have no expenses, and you save lives

Not if you're the rear bumper of a Ford Pinto.

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