CookiePuss

lol... sick af

^me since last night^ I wont be asking for the rank boost.

Is anyone saying we should bring those back? And if there is no benefit to sticking with the game, why even have rank?

OSMAW sucks, but nobody better touch my low-yields. I cant imagine solo play without them.

But thats just an opinion, no?

The hell happened to your jaw and ear???

Dont give it back, hes just going to use it to pick on noobs in bronze district.

"testing" isnt running around spamming volcano with yer buds doing missions as usual

ngl... thats super messed up Cant believe I spent so many hours actually testing weapons, only to have the rewards given out to people who showed up just to goof off and play a few missions. Time to uninstall OTW for good. This is some serious bullshoot.

Wow... literally at a loss for words with this one.

Hey I dont make the rules. Im just here to bring a little wisdom mixed with some fun to the forums. To anyone who sees this, feel free to DM me if Ive upset you. I will apologize.

lul... that made me chortle

Ahh, well get your fucks in while you can then. Maybe they did miss some words. I think you can say shit too.

I apologize if my colorful language offends you. You should hear the guys I work with, would make you blush.

Can someone explain this to me, please. All I know is Lixil is going through some "list" at the moment for giving out 255 ranks.

We have a word filter for prohibited words. Cant say the bad word for butt, it becomes patootie. But we can say fuck. Dont ask me why.

Nope. What do I look like, a fucking nerd?

GG

Seems we aren't so different after all.

We should test these theories.

Thank you so much for this, Beastie.

I may not at all agree with their suggestions, but I can assure you that Kemp and Dope want nothing but the best for APB and just like you and I, they are entitled to their opinions.

Shit... I laughed at that too. Im definitely a racist.

Who told you about my Kempington patootie tattoo?

... racists