tips for bottoming for the first time

[porcupine_omg 115]

title

[Citrin 5]

Be me. Topdeck while being at bottom.

In Yu-Gi-Oh, you can't be at bottom - always call Black Dragon, Red Eyes when in trouble!

Edited January 1, 2019 by Citrin

[NotZombieBiscuit 3146]

Ask a friend to teach you in person

[ch4ncer 87]

switch to hetero

[Noob_Guardian 418]

Would you rather a PM?

[StrelitziaDeWitt 56]

What bottom are you bottoming on? 

[vsb 6171]

bottom of what?

[Aeronaut 647]

3 hours ago, BXNNXD said:

bottom of what?

we really need to address your alcohol problems.

[_chain 176]

When I was little, my father would drag my sister and me out in the cold morning in camouflage outfits and orange hats to sit with him in a deer stand and practice shooting his gun. This was a necessity for a young boy in the South, he said. While his tutelage never stuck, he might be surprised to learn that I still grew up to be a hunter. An arse hunter. 

Edited January 3, 2019 by _chain

[AsgerLund 1271]

1 hour ago, _chain said:

When I was little, my father would drag my sister and me out in the cold morning in camouflage outfits and orange hats to sit with him in a deer stand and practice shooting his gun. This was a necessity for a young boy in the South, he said. While his tutelage never stuck, he might be surprised to learn that I still grew up to be a hunter. An arse hunter. 

Your dad didn't bring jumper cables?

[_chain 176]

14 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Your dad didn't bring jumper cables?

He did. Did yours? 

[AsgerLund 1271]

6 minutes ago, _chain said:

He did. Did yours? 

Nah, he just spat on my naked buttcheeks and made me sit directly on the car battery.

[_chain 176]

22 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Nah, he just spat on my naked buttcheeks and made me sit directly on the car battery.

wow, sick

[Aeronaut 647]

On 1/3/2019 at 5:28 AM, AsgerLund said:

Nah, he just spat on my naked buttcheeks and made me sit directly on the car battery.

lucky. i wish i i had multiple buttcheeks.

[Westford 167]

And I thought my posts were borderline cringe...

Holy Christ

 

 

EDIT:

Yes, this is my nephew, Erwin ...

 

Edited January 6, 2019 by Westford

[porcupine_omg 115]

be quiet silver

[Westford 167]

2 hours ago, porcupine_omg said:

be quiet silver

A silver telling another silver to be quiet.

That's pure gold.

 

 

[porcupine_omg 115]

6 minutes ago, Westford said:

A silver telling another silver to be quiet.

That's pure gold.

 

 

silence silver, dont make me take your opgl away from you

Edited January 6, 2019 by porcupine_omg

[Westford 167]

11 minutes ago, porcupine_omg said:

silence silver, dont make me take your opgl away from you

Begone silver before your sensibilities get the better of you.

 

[porcupine_omg 115]

2 hours ago, Westford said:

Begone silver before your sensibilities get the better of you.

 

dont tell me what to do

[ch4ncer 87]

is this thread american.

I mean the title got me thinking.

Edited January 8, 2019 by ch4ncer