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Be me. Topdeck while being at bottom.

In Yu-Gi-Oh, you can't be at bottom - always call Black Dragon, Red Eyes when in trouble!

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bottom of what?

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3 hours ago, BXNNXD said:

bottom of what?

we really need to address your alcohol problems.

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When I was little, my father would drag my sister and me out in the cold morning in camouflage outfits and orange hats to sit with him in a deer stand and practice shooting his gun. This was a necessity for a young boy in the South, he said. While his tutelage never stuck, he might be surprised to learn that I still grew up to be a hunter. An arse hunter. 

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1 hour ago, _chain said:

When I was little, my father would drag my sister and me out in the cold morning in camouflage outfits and orange hats to sit with him in a deer stand and practice shooting his gun. This was a necessity for a young boy in the South, he said. While his tutelage never stuck, he might be surprised to learn that I still grew up to be a hunter. An arse hunter. 

Your dad didn't bring jumper cables?

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14 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Your dad didn't bring jumper cables?

He did. Did yours? 

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6 minutes ago, _chain said:

He did. Did yours? 

Nah, he just spat on my naked buttcheeks and made me sit directly on the car battery.

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22 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Nah, he just spat on my naked buttcheeks and made me sit directly on the car battery.

wow, sick

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On 1/3/2019 at 5:28 AM, AsgerLund said:

Nah, he just spat on my naked buttcheeks and made me sit directly on the car battery.

lucky. i wish i i had multiple buttcheeks.

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Posted (edited)

And I thought my posts were borderline cringe...

Holy Christ

 

cringeworthy.jpg

 

EDIT:

Yes, this is my nephew, Erwin ...

 

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2 hours ago, porcupine_omg said:

be quiet silver

A silver telling another silver to be quiet.

That's pure gold.

 

I+have+a+lot+of+baby+gifs+_de68a04f17743

 

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6 minutes ago, Westford said:

A silver telling another silver to be quiet.

That's pure gold.

 

I+have+a+lot+of+baby+gifs+_de68a04f17743

 

silence silver, dont make me take your opgl away from you

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11 minutes ago, porcupine_omg said:

silence silver, dont make me take your opgl away from you

Begone silver before your sensibilities get the better of you.

 

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2 hours ago, Westford said:

Begone silver before your sensibilities get the better of you.

 

egctw.jpg

dont tell me what to do

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Posted (edited)

is this thread american.

I mean the title got me thinking.

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