bruised 114 Posted September 9, 2019 i feel like a rear bumper, i keep getting hit and broken, and i get "fixed" with tons of colourful stickies to hide the pain i'm just an empty mono body with no wheels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AsgerLund 1271 Posted September 9, 2019 If you could be more specific about which of your daddy issues require our help, then we can more easily direct you to the correct sub-forum. We have experts on all kinds of daddy issues here on the forum, both from the daddy point-of-view and from the receiving end. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bruised 114 Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, AsgerLund said: If you could be more specific about which of your daddy issues require our help, then we can more easily direct you to the correct sub-forum. We have experts on all kinds of daddy issues here on the forum, both from the daddy point-of-view and from the receiving end. all of them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vsb 6171 Posted September 9, 2019 being a rear bumper isnt so bad you get to travel, you have no expenses, and you save lives Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AsgerLund 1271 Posted September 9, 2019 42 minutes ago, Pinpuce said: all of them? 4 minutes ago, Solamente said: you save lives There you go. Proper expert advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bruised 114 Posted September 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Solamente said: being a rear bumper isnt so bad you get to travel, you have no expenses, and you save lives excuse me? are you invalidating my problems? ???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vsb 6171 Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Pinpuce said: excuse me? are you invalidating my problems? ???? ur just a fucking bumper where do you get off using big words like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bruised 114 Posted September 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Solamente said: ur just a fucking bumper where do you get off using big words like that see? SEE? SEE WHAT I MEAN NOBODY CARES ABOUT A BUMPER JUST KEEP HURTING ME CARELESSLY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vsb 6171 Posted September 9, 2019 i want to make a joke about carbon monoxide and mufflers but im afraid i'll get a forum warning 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AsgerLund 1271 Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Solamente said: ... im afraid i'll get a forum warning Such a wimpy rear-bumper attitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vsb 6171 Posted September 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, AsgerLund said: Such a wimpy rear-bumper attitude. im not a bumper at all im actually a chrome bull bar the superior vehicular attachment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wilkesor 11 Posted September 9, 2019 as stated previously, don’t do drugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bruised 114 Posted September 9, 2019 NOT THE HORSES COME ON MAN WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU YOU MONSTER : ( horses are life ok dont do that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kylegrey2 31 Posted September 9, 2019 Only difference between a back bumper and front bumper is perspective. Self pitty is poison. Man up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flight 239 Posted September 9, 2019 Moved to Off-Topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cheater 296 Posted September 9, 2019 get off the internet bro this place aint for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bruised 114 Posted September 10, 2019 10 hours ago, Eisena said: How can I help? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AsgerLund 1271 Posted September 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Pinpuce said: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_chain 176 Posted September 10, 2019 How are you feeling today bumper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bruised 114 Posted September 10, 2019 4 hours ago, _chain said: How are you feeling today bumper? so many nice pastel colours on me thank you stickies end me 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrandonBranderson 672 Posted September 11, 2019 On 9/9/2019 at 7:01 AM, Solamente said: being a rear bumper isnt so bad you get to travel, you have no expenses, and you save lives Not if you're the rear bumper of a Ford Pinto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
