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my back itches but the thing is im laying down, and i dont want to have to sit up to scratch it

 

edit: i could roll over and try to scratch it there, but im in a really good position and what if i roll back and im not in the same perfect position 

 

edit: should i wait it out and just try to fall asleep?

Edited by Iggyazaleaomg

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6 hours ago, BXNNXD said:

you should invest in a rectractable backscratcher 

you sell?

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get your cat to scratch

 

just summon him/her with demonic chants

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3 hours ago, Aeronaut said:

you sell?

no this one is mine go get your own freeloader

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On 12/7/2018 at 11:09 PM, Iggyazaleaomg said:

my back itches but the thing is im laying down, and i dont want to have to sit up to scratch it

 

edit: i could roll over and try to scratch it there, but im in a really good position and what if i roll back and im not in the same perfect position 

 

edit: should i wait it out and just try to fall asleep?

find a tree 

apply back surface of tree

 

friction , here , is the purpose

 

unleash 

 

ur welcom

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22 hours ago, RedEYEvan said:

find a tree 

apply back surface of tree

 

friction , here , is the purpose

 

unleash 

 

ur welcom

pee on me

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4 hours ago, thesamscout24 said:

Web MD is in...

 

It's Cancer.

I put a tenner on cervix in the office pool.

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