Last person to reply to this thread wins.

[LilyRain 669]

7 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

or fucking fake gold go back to bronze - every tryhard

+Recorded, enjoy your ban

[cowhorseman 441]

16 hours ago, LilyRain said:

+Recorded, enjoy your ban

or i'm streaming and my stream saw that your going to get banned. - guy who streaming apb with less then 20 veiwers

[Bruhd101 24]

I win

Edited November 18, 2021 by Bruhd101

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

Hitch a ride around town on an NPC car by grabbing a heavy object and squatting on the back. They wont drive while you are stood on the roof, you have to go right to the back of the car so you are a step or two from falling off and crouch, the car will then drive. I landed on an NPC from a great height and killed them flat, I didn't know you could do that, could you kill an opponent flat by jumping on them from a great height?

Edited November 18, 2021 by FartyBumBumGuff

[LilyRain 669]

[cowhorseman 441]

the goose is watching you

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

I ploughed my car through a pedestrian, blood everywhere, he didn't flinch, carried on walking. I followed, trying to mug him to steal the secret of his invincibility but he disappeared. Turns out he'd just teleported down the street, when I caught up with him he'd stopped walking through people and become solid again.

Edited November 22, 2021 by FartyBumBumGuff

[cowhorseman 441]

3 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

I ploughed my car through a pedestrian, blood everywhere, he didn't flinch, carried on walking. I followed, trying to mug him to steal the secret of his invincibility but he disappeared. Turns out he'd just teleported down the street, when I caught up with him he'd stopped walking through people and become solid again.

man i hate it when this ruins my saturdays

[Tiuhti 16]

person below me owes me 500$ paypal 

[cowhorseman 441]

1 hour ago, Tiuhti said:

person below me owes me 500$ paypal 

person above me owes me 500$ apypal

[Tiuhti 16]

13 minutes ago, cowhorseman said:

person above me owes me 500$ apypal

uno reverse

[Bellenettiel 232]

On 11/1/2021 at 10:41 AM, Azukii said:

im locking this thread

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

1 minute ago, Bellenettiel said:

im locking this thread

Where else can we post random cockwaffle.

[cowhorseman 441]

5 hours ago, Tiuhti said:

uno reverse

no u

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

"All I have to worry about now is my underpants getting stuck up my arse crack"

-Anonymous fat bloke.

[cowhorseman 441]

1 hour ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

"All I have to worry about now is my underpants getting stuck up my arse crack"

-Anonymous fat bloke.

the eagle has landed the fat man walks alone 

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

On 11/24/2021 at 4:28 PM, cowhorseman said:

the eagle has landed the fat man walks alone 

The fatter the man, the slower he runs.

-FatManRunSlow

[cowhorseman 441]

20 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

The fatter the man, the slower he runs.

-FatManRunSlow

if you ever get attacked by a giant tortoise follow the man with the clubbed foot to safety

[Nagletz 215]

idk what im doing there, but feels like winning man

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

18 minutes ago, Nagletz said:

idk what im doing there, but feels like winning man

The man above spoke with great wisdom, giant tortoise attacks can be lethal, his knowledge could save your life one day.

[LilyRain 669]

[cowhorseman 441]

1 hour ago, LilyRain said:

i want to sleep without waking up every two hours

[LilyRain 669]

3 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

i want to sleep without waking up every two hours

I know how that feels, I LITERALLY just did that  

[Nagletz 215]

No.

[cowhorseman 441]

22 hours ago, LilyRain said:

I know how that feels, I LITERALLY just did that  

for me it's back pain and i also hear things when there is no sound.