Do my clothes smell after a good poo?

[AsgerLund]

As previously mentioned, I poo like a damn clockwork because of my daily fiber supplement. When the clock strikes 9.30AM, my daily march towards the crapper begins. However, that is right smack in office hours, so I often wonder...

...if I take a really smelly poo, can my close office colleagues smell the poo stench in my clothes when I return? And they're just too polite to say anything?

[Infinit3Fairl1ght]

...you don't take dumps on your clothes, are you?

[AsgerLund]

33 minutes ago, Aurora_Valis said:

...you don't take dumps on your clothes, are you?

What??? Off course not, that's disgusting!!!

...I only use them to wipe.

[Infinit3Fairl1ght]

Well, I guess that's the problem. Wipe it with someone else's clothes.

[AsgerLund]

Noted. Lemme check with HR first.

[Seadee]

i never thought about this, but now i must have an answer to this question.

[StrelitziaDeWitt]

Are you wearing thongs Peter and not wiping?  

[Aeronaut]

do you not take off all your clothes when you poop?

[vsb]

46 minutes ago, Aeronaut said:

do you not take off all your clothes when you poop?

i bet you pull your pants down to use urinals too

you animal

[Aeronaut]

1 hour ago, BXNNXD said:

i bet you pull your pants down to use urinals too

you animal

i get very sweaty easily so it's a two-for-one type of thing, y'know?

[vsb]

18 minutes ago, Aeronaut said:

i get very sweaty easily so it's a two-for-one type of thing, y'know?

lose lose situation

[AsgerLund]

Using the urinals bare foot is the shizzle.

[Szambi]

50 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Using the urinals bare foot is the shizzle.

Especially when someone fails to land the pee in there and it creates a puddle underneath. mhhhmmmmm

[Aeronaut]

i love the way the carpet feels between my toes in public bathrooms

[AsgerLund]